Me whenever my camera is on during a Teams Meeting

I'm sorry, but we've passed the point of GreenwaterGate being some cutesy ridiculous story. It sure seems like the WH sent cops to find people to arrest/detain because Trump can't accept that his contractor messed us, decided to blame "liberal scum," and his troops were ordered to find "suspects"

Kind of incredible how many people have built lucrative careers for the past three decades on insisting against all evidence that this kind of guy is what voters want.

Went to visit the reflecting pool today

Italian Catholics for sure, but Irish Catholics absolutely serve side-eye

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

This same Summerville couldn't keep West Ham from being relegated 😡😡😡

Me: We must be really smart w/ discretionary income right now bc we made the biggest non-essential economic purchase of our lives the other month. Also me: Received a bunch of samples of Bortnikoff perfumes in the mail, ready to a few grand on simply smellin' good.

It is not hawkish to point out that Trump lost the war of choice that he started & it is not the duty of doves to defend a peace treaty that recognizes those losses

My protein costs are up nearly 40% in just 10 months. Thanks a fuckin' million Trump

happy pride

[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock

i just made this. pls enjoy

The 1987 adaptation of The Running Man really predicted the future

Need only the most grandiose and ridiculous Brazilian player names. Vinicius Junior. Plutarcho. Steve. God the Second. Will Smith, The Soccer Player. Fred IV.

The person/people running this account may claim that they’re not fascists, but their posts are neck deep in fascist aesthetics. @kenwhite.bsky.social’s Law of Goats applies.

It's got what plants crave

Rick Rubin in Polymarket commercials feels like a very specific form of betrayal

Poetically awful if USA falters at soccer due to a weak left winger

If an undergraduate at Columbia said something like this the NYPD would immediately napalm the campus

instead of obsessing about what nuance of messaging will reach voters who aren't listengin anyway, maybe demand that Ds actually fucking crush fascism when they're in power?!

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here.

incredible diguise

So many bug bites on my left arm time to get a bunch of tricep photos in

I hate how much Mamdani is making me like New York City

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

This guy tried picking me up at Penn Station and was let down that I have been very married for many decades but god bless him for shooting his shot without a net (or an app!) in the year of our lord 2026.

Legend.

If only he’d waited 11 days

it's been out a few hours, i thought to myself—i bet he's shared something racist since then

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

a glance at the account I'm replying to shows me contrarian Reddit-dork debate me energy but the fact remains that with the exception of Holmes not a single person at the top of these firms have faced any real consequences for pissing away investment capital

Now that I’m not under federal indictment, I can finally say whatever I want!

This feels like the corporate version of finding out my parents are divorcing

Here’s paramount refusing to call out the most blatant disgusting racism

Beets can kick rocks

Rather than talk about leopards, I’d like to point out 3 🔑 things that got me: 1- this forum + speech are just a few steps removed from violence 2- behold the power of oil & gas $$ and the hatred it fosters 3- they are scared of talarico

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

Brock Lesnar got in bigger trouble for saying he wanted to drink a Coors Light on UFC programming than Josh Hokit will for a gutter racist insult against the former First Lady. Keep that in mind when Dana White pretends to smooth things over.

"Officer-Involved Shooting" is the most responsiblity-avoidant bullshit term.

They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled. There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.

"Vance got to the point. They needed to invoke the Insurrection Act, swiftly, to crush the unrest in Minnesota. It would be painful in the short term, he said, but the message it would send — that paid agitators can't get away with disrupting ICE operations — would make sure no one tried it again."

Haberman is among the most infuriating journalists in that she gets incredible scoops but is also a massive buffoon at pretty significant times

could not make this today because of woke, sad really

I apologize for the unscholarly rant, but I think it's worth anecdotally describing the world that produced Talarico's antagonists. This is who these little fucks -- fellow TX Gen Xers -- have been since the 1980s. The anomie of the present moment is allowing them to return to youthful form. (7/7)

Choose your fighter

Work gym was playing The 900 Number this morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwI...