Happy lutefisk hotline season to all who celebrate.

LOL, harder than you think

Former NSA employee (16 years) with a pro tip for you. Released controlled document on the left, Epstein on the right. See the difference? In real redactions, some words, headers, and bits will almost always still be visible, but especially classification headers. These documents are UNCLASSIFIED

Occasionally Instagram tricks me into clicking on Threads. This is the first time EVER I’ve seen something there that delighted me

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

I have 3 engineering degrees, which means I have had a shit ton of math classes. I also have a M.S. in statistics, and I have no idea WTF he is talking about.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Coconut crab also says fuck cars. Coconut crab takes the bus. Coconut crab has no shell, but brings their transit pass everywhere they go.

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Drive-in belief tune-ups

Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry

As awful as this, the focus on whether the woman was complying obscures the more important issue: in a democracy, there should not be armed agents demanding to see papers of every passing person.

Who needs dewormer when you can just go for pure free radicals?

… and he SERVED ✨

1) legendary energy 2) you don't want to be passive aggressively chased through winter conditions by a Minnesotan, I hope they have nightmares 😂

today in related news, between your end and ours our sewer network is secure but definitely not encrypted. we can see all the content you share.

Take the big swings, cram all the cookies, look to the raptors as your lifestyle influencer. It works for me.

This is going to be a discussion topic for my students next time I teach gas laws. #chemchat

I love that she landed between the trash can and the toilet, ah memories

I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.

This appears to be a real wall behind him, and I can’t understand how it is structurally sound. It looks like a fault went through the brick wall.

600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead. Quick summary by me:

I’m sitting in neighborhood fast food place that is in a strip mall, and teenage boy literally ride his bike into the restaurant. I know I’m old, but really?!

Now this is journalism. Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.

I think this is a record. We have twenty-two pies for eighteen people.

When the geometry word problem meets the calculus word problem meets the physics word problem

Today in linguists are NOT KIDDING when we say that your knowledge of language enables you to understand sentences that have never been said before.

This is a stupid thing for me to keep thinking about, but I am stuck on MTG calling her district "sweet" in her resignation video. Generally in the South, sweet is not a good thing. You get a gift you don't want, you say "how sweet." Someone is wearing an ugly outfit, you call it sweet.

I’ll have what she’s having

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

This is absolutely f'ing horrifying.

Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness

We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme. It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.

All I'm going to say is if anyone famous or powerful has some bad news, put it RIGHT NOW. Tonight is optimal for a Friday night news drop.

I feel completely incapable of even guessing what is real anymore.

DOH. HUGE NEWS in the tariff wars! (Point Roberts is a tiny sliver of America you can basically only reach from Canada.)

DOD contractors “mistakenly” landed on a Mexican beach, declared it US property and planted “restricted area” DOD signs, triggering a tense confrontation with armed Mexican forces. Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs. Yet another example of total incompetence.

Serious question, what does this mean? It sounds like "all your bases are belong to us."

I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”

A Marmot’s Guide to Yawning. Your yawn should start at the hind end, traveling up to your head and culminating in a dramatic silent scream. Complete with lip smacking to communicate how deeply satisfying this was. Strike a dramatic pose while receiving yawning admiration from onlookers.

The experience of going on Facebook these days is equivalent of having a stroke

@whysharksmatter.bsky.social Per your interests, Senator Whitehouse’s office

It's the "(to scale)" that makes it art.

I grow frustrated with local news-- by focusing so much on stories of violence, they inadvertently promote the idea that the world is more violent than it is (leading voters to candidates who promise security at all costs). But holding up a mic to a cow is incredible www.10tv.com/article/news...

I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.

One of those times when I am really happy I have no idea what is going on.

Cloudflare outage destroys all human communication except Bluesky, this is the weirdest sci-fi scenario I’ve ever seen

I'm not kidding. This is not photoshopped! Rock #squirrel filled to the BRIM. "What? Who, me?"

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man