This tweet is several years old, but since all cats are witches, it explains his love for the song.

"Society pushing the lie that there are multiple genders...is demonic." This is a 20-year-old whose thinking and writing is so unclear that she has (presumably accidentally) claimed that there is only one gender. Higher education is in a death spiral in red states.

Our first lamé duck president

Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States. Juice.

I need to use up my @nytimes.com gift links for December and can't think of a better story to share than this one about DOGE's disastrous fails and disruptions: "The group’s biggest claims were largely incorrect...And its many smaller cuts added up to few savings." 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...

So we may have found the single most unpopular thing Trump has done in 2025 - the vainglorious renaming of the Kennedy Center after himself (via Economist/YouGov): 18% approve, 66% disapprove

Honestly we can save billions by making AI pictures of “battleships” and pretend they’re real. Trump won’t know the difference

LOL, harder than you think

REVEALED: Picture of Bill Clinton hanging out with a serial sex offender.

Maria has been accused over the years of fabricating her story that she had gone to the FBI. After finding the document in the trove, I called her. She broke down in tears. “I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

“.. After the release of thousands of Epstein files on Friday, The New York Times contacted Ms. Farmer .. She broke down in tears. “I’ve waited 30 years,” she said. “I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

Elise Stefanik announces she is dropping out of the NY governor’s race and retiring from Congress.

Here we go. Elise Stefanik changed everything she was, everything she believed in, for power. And in the end, Trump endorsed another dude and Elise is out. Shameful

"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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I don’t know why, but somehow the appearance of David Brooks in the Epstein files leaves me incandescently angry. I’m not a big fan of Brooks’ work, but if that motherfucker ever publishes another word suggesting that liberals have deficient personal character, I have something to remind him of.

It's actually pretty impressive to go to the heads of the big oil companies with your big new idea and have them go, 'dude, that's a bit dark for our tastes. too much carnage, too many crimes'. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

I can see how Trump won the FIFA world peace prize

???Land? What land?

The U.S. has 8X Canada's population

April - “Liberation Day” right? It looks like tariffs killed jobs almost immediately

Stagflation achievement unlocked

I have bad news about farming

Just cartoonishly corrupt lol

The man who heroically tackled and disarmed one of the Bondi Beach gunmen has been named: The hero’s name is Ahmed al Ahmed, a 43-year-old father of two, who owns a fruit shop.

🧪 #chemsky #chemchat

oh my GOD its worse than Dukakis

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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

I do wonder why Trump wants to kill tourism and why Republicans don’t care that he’s doing this

I can't remember who described American health care as: A provider charges for a service The insurance co. (may) force them to discount it The insurance co. (may) pay part of that The patient is billed the balance ... and literally no one can tell beforehand what *any* of those costs will be.

I genuinely love that a lot of very cool, very talented published authors have been able to make “hell yeah, I outsold Olivia Nuzzi” posts today I mean that sincerely, take that victory lap, you deserve it

This is my favorite gift guide. It also works for people you love if they have exactly the right sense of humor.

You heard them, Praise Me!

The people of Indiana deserve praise. They put pressure on their senators to not approve the gerrymander and the many that voted against it cited constituent concerns.

4 hours at night and 4 hours during meetings

Trump wants your kids to ration pencils & dolls while he gets massive ballrooms, luxury jumbo jets, & taxpayer-funded golf trips. What a greedy grinch.

What is AI adding here? Don’t people already choose what to read and listen to? This sounds like AI will select it for you which I don’t want. WaPo is trash now anyway.

We killed the universities so we have no one to run the robotics

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Wondering when the bigwigs will realize when you average everything the output is average or worse

They keep asking me to take cognitive tests every couple months because I'm so good at them, they want to see if I can beat my high score

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

It's honestly surreal how out of touch this is on its face, like pencils? That's your overconsumption example?

main economic message from the president is that you will be poorer and you will like it

I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse. There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.

One thing to make airports better is a sweaty gym

Gonna go to the airport in my suit and then do a big workout, as sean duffy ordered