in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

I was right about her 10 years ago.

Me and who?

this was filmed april 4th 2025

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

New Philosophy Tube comes to YouTube on 7th November Time for Mother Nature to teach us a lesson about birth rates

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

my birthday is coming up. and honestly, truly, all i want is a week to rest. fully turn off work and rest. try some new recipes. sort some clothes and things to donate. watch fall movies. journal. get myself and my place all cozy for the winter months.

The three greatest movies based in the cities I've lived in the longest are The Big Lebowski (Los Angeles), Pig (Portland) and the X-Files movie (Dallas).

(Pouring gin into my IV bag) I'm having a "liquid lunch" today Nurse: I'm not stopping you this time. I have nightmares about the things you've said to me

Well. (Keep calling your reps.) x.com/AndrewDeside...

he’s a great fucking dad for those unaware, his kid tried to buy their first fursuit and got scammed so he made a whole video calling the seller out

for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh. Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later! deathgenerator.com

Apple cider donuts are soooooo yummy!! 😋

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

i legit SCREAMED

most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

SNAP is not the reason your taxes are high. SNAP recipients don’t need to “just go get a job”. Most of them work. The rest are disabled, elderly, children or caregivers. People need & deserve assistance Your taxes fund wars and tax cuts for the ultra rich Be mad about that

LUCILLE BALL IS THE REASON STAR TREK EXISTS. A WOMAN INVENTED SCI-FI. look I love pew pew lasers as much as any nerd dude but y'all need to accept that SFF has a sizeable female contingent. If you're being honest, women are a *majority* of sci-fi and fantasy fans. BITCHES LIKE IMAGINING SHIT TOO.

we have a way for guys like this to fund the military it’s called “taxes” and clearly they should go up

It’s been over 2 weeks since AOC said Stephen Miller was weak and puny. Fox is still talking about it.

hell yes two failures coming together for possibly the biggest flop ever, they’re makinf this just for me to laugh at i’m so thankful

when you successfully stole a little piece of stuffed crust off your ma's pizza

I’m very sorry for calling this “suburban” and you’re right to focus on that part, that’s the important part, thank you for the correction

HAHAHA WE MADE IT AS A FIELD GOAL DISTRACTION

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Stephen Miller wants you to give up. Fuck that guy. Keep going, everybody!

As you enjoy picking and carving your #Halloween pumpkin, remember the farm workers who labored to grow and harvest them. Let's give a big thanks to the Salinas CA farm workers who harvested these pumpkins that have ended up at local pumpkin patches and area stores. #WeFeedYou

Be determined when creating a piece of art and passionate about painting of art and craft

get this guy outta here. cut your losses, he's washed

Totally normal request.

Nēnē says hello

Hark! The Saja Boys... (I spent way too much effort on this) #KPDM #KPopDemonHunters

Huntrix is uncontested!!! (A follow up to my other Dan Backslide KDH stand post) #KDH #KPopDemonHunters

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Fat cat Friday (I’m allowed to post again)

Damn, I gotta watch Mean Girls again. I think this part went over my head when I was younger.

I'm unreasonably upset at this flattening of Garak into Fashion Lizard,he was the Enigmatic Fashion Lizard and this cannot be erased

wow, which common vaccine was it?

WHAT THE FUCK ⏸️

When you buy a bidet you have two choices. If you don’t mind cold water it costs 50 dollars tops and is the simplest thing to install. If you want warm water it’s like buying a car from a dealership and requires you to do cable management half the time.

If this is you, if posting that all hope is lost on bluesky is your activism, then:

m doughty with cover tune of a real rarity. music.apple.com/us/album/loo... “looks”