Yes, and also, leave X if you have not already

#ResistanceUnited And this, my friends, is why the working poor need SNAP. #RaiseTheMinimumWage

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

The theory in the paper is that it's not the superhero per se, but that unexpected events in general increase mindfulness and thus pro-social behavior So act weird and make people behave better.

(alternate french history) damn these tree potatoes are amazing sweet

Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool

remember kids -

Ugh too mad to work. I’m taking a potoo break. 📸Sparkle Motion, Sebastian Lescano, unknown, Melissa Garoo

this is what it's like to be a leftist with audhd

New #Stargate! Perhaps we will finally find out what an Op’rah is. Things will, in fact, calm up. youtu.be/e82uV9sBt4I?...

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are so busy rn

This is Troy walking into the room with pizza and everything’s on fire but his rizz saves the timeline Also Changnesia is definitely involved

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

I am out of eggs and this wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have my own personal jar jar binks in the backyard to lay them

muppet starship troopers could fix us

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould, 1979

Wizened Millennials sneering at Gen Alpha: I told you the old ways are best (Gen X, petting its moldering set of the 1983 World Book Encyclopedia: Soon. Soon.)

I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as few synapses, tiny think, and myself as many synapses, big think. it’s over

Will we hear an unironic “but her emails” again soon? Because I feel like we will.

Re: Epstein’s emails

Am not overly inspired that Netflix is deffo the lesser evil in this scenario

dude i love cats. look at this

“Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.” Simone Weil

Cosigned. As @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just said: Wood chipper, feet first.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that man

these are not even the files lol

this is an owl

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

sorry, twitter guy jack dorsey? THAT guy? THAT guy banned AI on his Vine reboot? i mean, based, but WOW that's unexpected

people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad

Unlike other newspapers, The Onion has never once declined to print pictures of Donald Trump with girls in bikinis in Jeffrey Epstein’s kitchen. Please subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

"Never meet your heroes" -Proust, 1913 (paraphrased) "Never meet anyone else, either." -me, 2025 (after reading some Epstein emails.)

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

"The New York Times previously reported that Epstein was an investor in Valar Ventures, one of Thiel's funds." "Another entry for Monday, November 27, 2017, shows a scheduled noon lunch with investor Peter Thiel in New York." www.businessinsider.com/epstein-docu...

So a gang of pedophiles conspired with Russians and Nazis to take over the federal government to hide their evil acts If Tom Clancy tried to write that shit, his publisher would smack him upside the head with the manuscript

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

#bloomscrolling #flowerphotography #photography #nature #naturephotography

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I don't like it when people repost things from Twitter because if I wanted to be on that network, I would be. HOWEVER, y'all keep on posting the Joyce Carol Oates stuff.

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

“Why is literacy important?” Socioeconomic Politics Nerd: *rambles on about civic engagement, material enrichment, individual well-being, etc* Joyce Carol Oates: If you are literate, you can drive a billionaire into a mental breakdown!

lol Labor sent a “Maintain your rage” mailout re. the Whitlam dismissal along with a list of what the government he led achieved in three years, as if they theymselves haven’t gleefully worked to tear down those achievements over the past two or so decades.

Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart. If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.

Joyce Carol Oates said what everyone’s been thinking and did it with elegance.

Villains used to obfuscate. They looked normal on tv and said things like "Fiscal discipline." Now you have grotesque guys hissing "Empathy is weakness" like a cartoon