I did go to the store for a few things. Got myself some good sandwich rolls for Thanksgiving Leftover Melts and I am excited for lunch tomorrow. Supper tonight was leftover macaroni & cheese with torn up turkey mixed in.

Does anyone know of an artist who has closable realistic ceramic cardboard boxes for sale? Something that looks exactly like a cardboard box but made of clay, has a top, and is actually for sale - not a long ago gallery show or whatever. Looking for specific leads pls, not "did u try etsy/google".

This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Thread.

I had no idea that growing up playing those “find 10 things wrong with this picture” games in kids’ magazines would leave me with such maladaptive skills later in life 🫠

Do. Not. Want.

I’m actually shocked this is finally happening and it’s under this administration. Yes it’s true they’ve never been required to use female crash test dummies to test car safety for women.

Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"

this is just gutter racism

Ah, the joys of Thanksgiving, when the bedtime snack is a couple deviled eggs. I do not like eggs cooked pretty much any other way (I will tolerate a small amount of hard boiled in a salad if it’s mostly yolk) but I loooooooooove me some deviled eggs.

From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.

happy thanksgiving!

This is a great photo of a cat sitting in a bowl. "No way she could top that", you're thinking. WELL GUESS WHAT...

Thanksgiving dinner was delicious, and as usual my eyes were bigger than my stomach. Not pictured: deviled eggs because we forgot them in the fridge and grabbed them halfway through eating.

Now I kind of want to get a tattoo of this cat getting a tattoo.

there’s a long discussion to be had about how AI dipshits are /like this/ because they wanna cosplay as artists SO BAD and it’s not even because they wanna BE artists, it’s because they see artists as like, social media success symbols? Idk someone smarter than me can put it better

Boar’s Head, again. I guess their advertising blitz extolling family and tradition after the last horrifying recall didn’t , you know, actually improve product safety.

Collective, racist punishment.

You know, I think if my legal name was Iwona B. Horyn, I would simply not publicize my middle initial

This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10 (TT: gavi_570)

I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.

Lady talking to a kid in the background while I’m escalating an issue for her: “I’m not gonna argue with a 93-year-old woman. If granny says don’t touch the ham, I’m not gonna touch the ham.”

fuck everyone involved in this decision. scum.

Lately I keep expecting myself to somehow bootstrap myself into feeling better. But as always, we can't personal choice our way out of systemic problems.

This is a very interesting set of insights into Chotiner's thought process and approach

Taking time to be grateful for President Trump’s age

Send this to anyone who says they support immigrants who come to the US the "right way". “I, as an American, was embarrassed. It made me question the rule of law in this country.” www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/j...

I think I just had my first hot flash. Here’s hoping I don’t get ones as bad as my mom’s. She would literally end up with her hair DRENCHED in sweat.

This job listing is a recession indicator. This is a bonkers responsibility list to end the description with it being an unpaid internship. It says internship at the top (screenshot cut off) but not UNPAID. And that application question? I can't. Be so fr rn.

I gotta pick a new place for my birthday dinner because the place I had planned to go (Lotawata Creek in Fairview Heights) just announced they’ve closed permanently after 29 years. Boooooo.

(A) stop feeling pressure to be perfect; (B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning; (C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer

Ah yes, the people against political violence, the ones who claim they do not have a political violence problem! Here they are being non-violent once again!

I posted about it in our town FB group and emailed both of the actual people and the school district posted a PSA that it’s a scam (using my screenshot lol) so I did my good deed for the day.

It hits different when they're arresting white women. They signed up to terrorize Black and brown people.

Got a text claiming to be from a local school board member, seeking input on “what matters to the community.” Seems innocuous, except: the pic they sent with it is of the superintendent, which I only know because I know both of them personally! Not sure what the scam angle is on that though.

Whew! Thank goodness there isn’t anything important going on for them to address

Turkey (instant pot), dressing (Aldi boxed), sweet potato casserole (Aldi frozen), deviled eggs, Tini’s macaroni & cheese, glazed carrots, Texas Roadhouse rolls w/ copycat cinnamon honey butter, broccoli (we needed another veg), cranberry sauce, & apple crisp (mom’s making that & the rest is mine).

The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible

I am stuck between how much I hate all this for the people who have their work stolen and how much I am frustrated by people who believe they should be able to do absolutely nothing to verify where something is coming from and still be confident it’s going to work.

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

Butter Beach Boobs The three Bs, covered.

The Chotiner He destroyed his cage Yes YES The Chotiner is out

Turkey breast is thawing, eggs are boiled and in the fridge awaiting their deviling, and I have made a huge batch of copycat Texas Roadhouse cinnamon honey butter. Rough schedule of when stuff needs to go into the oven/instant pot/microwave is also done.

I'm so proud of girls.

Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

This thread is glorious.

Also Pixel is not going to know what to do with herself with four whole other people in the house at once. She knows them all so that’ll be fine but they’ve only ever been here two at a time before. 😆 The cats will hide the entire time, guaranteed.

We’ve added two people to Thanksgiving so I’ve decided to give Tini’s macaroni and cheese a go. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s been all the rage on TikTok for like the last year or so. Uses two and a half pounds of cheese. Sounds delicious.

I am glad that we got here but this shit is exhausting just to watch, and I can only imagine how exhausting it was to experience.

the bird goes in the fridge the bird goes in the fridge hey ho it's Monday-o the bird goes in the fridge