LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

The BDS boycott against Xbox is specifically targeted with material goals. It is not a personal purity test one imposes upon purchases for the sake of gauging idealistic commitment. You cannot "what about" with other purchases when they are not part of a legitimate organized movement.

indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

“Political violence” is a nearly meaningless phrase in an era where grave harm is so routinely caused by political institutions that it doesn’t trigger an ounce of introspection

We used to get three Pragmatas a year. We had no idea how good we had it.

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Whole generation got their brains pickled by the idea that politics is a process of patient triangulation and consensus-building instead of a knife fight that decides how pain, suffering, and resources are distributed throughout society

we all know I have no life, so:

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New: Thomson Reuters, which runs the CLEAR database ICE uses, fired a longstanding employee for speaking out against ICE, a new lawsuit says. Billie Little led an internal effort raising concerns; was fired. We've shown CLEAR is linked to ICE's Palantir tool www.404media.co/thomson-reut...

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

the most bold and prescient adaptational choice stand alone complex made was to respond to masamune shirow laying down “the major should have multiple hot lesbian girlfriends at all times” with yeah. and she should be ignoring them to post on forums

I think it is clear that one aspect of the US mismanagement of the war and now the negotiations is simply racism. They can't understand the way that they were outmaneuvered. And they can't accept it.

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

When it comes to mass devastation, look no further than Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia where the US dropped 7.5 million tons of bombs, double the amount dropped on Europe and Asia during World War II. Each black dot represents a bomb dropped by the US. The US fabricated its reason for going to war.

Whenever someone says "there are no civilians in [country]," they are making an argument for genocide.

I have had some version of "he wants all of us to be buried with him" in stuff I've written about Trump in the past and usually but not always taken it out. It didn't like looking at it, mostly, but over time it just became one of those things that was too obvious to bother with. It's all sickening.

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There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.

motherfuckers hanging out in the spirit halloween store of social media platforms saying "gosh are we gonna make it past the end of november???"

do you think the popular kids will ever come to this website, which is a less inventive version of a website from 2006? clearly it's this site's culture that's the problem

this is in fact the design of the thing: it's all about being able to make choices for which the subject is not ultimately responsible (and also to the same point: why it both reproduces and induces business owner-style brainrot) www.forbes.com/sites/leslie...

This is something tech people don't grasp about nonfiction writing: the process of deep research, of deciding which little details are interesting or which obscure anecdotes have historical value, is all part of the creative work of writing. It's not grunt work. It can't just be automated.

i'm gonna be real i don't think that the Noem's husband is a sissy humiliationist thing is that funny and i really don't like seeing cis people joke about it he's just some fascist who gets off on being called a woman because he's that much of a misogynist dude like it's not that deep

this app has encouraged some of the most marginalised people to star in the revenge of the nerds x carrie mashup of their high school dreams for little to no tangible results because they would rather revel in the temporary satisfaction of picking a fight with a stranger

Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX

Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads

Ta-Nehisi Coates’ nonfiction book ‘Between the World and Me’ has caused the Angry Video Game Nerd to become even angrier. paletteswap.site/different-co...

The people who get the maddest about automated traffic enforcement are the ones who have benefited from this in the past and want to benefit from it in the future. What did you think the PBA stickers they send you to put in your window for your donation were supposed to do?

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

i guess i don't understand how this isn't crime-against-humanity stuff. or does that simply not matter anymore www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Antisemitism is on the rise and that’s absolutely awful. No movement is free of bigotry, but blaming this rise on the pro Palestine movement is absurd when you have pro Israel & Zionist groups insisting that genocide is Jewish & white nationalists jumping on that bandwagon to suppress speech.

Ex: Delia Ramirez (who’s Methodist) and Daniel Biss (who’s Jewish) both took money from J-Street employees and neither took money from AIPAC. Guess which one gets the red background with flames and a black & white photo, and which gets the green background with normal colors.

Neither here nor there but everyone gets mad at the Museum for the placement of the Rocky statue but it and the steps and the courtyard are all owned and managed by the City lmao

virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk

an embarrassing amount of games culture hinges on transformers revenge of the fallen getting 95% positive rotten tomatoes

they'll be convenient enemies regardless of what they do, that's playing out in the states right now. you can bend over backwards to appease fascists and it will never work, because their whole ideology is irrational and premised on the idea of purging enemies. they need enemies to function

I return a lot to de Romilly’s observation in her book on Thucydides, where the end-state of imperial politics is inability to coexist because that requires constraint, and disaffected imperial citizens wed their ego to the state’s imperial power and experience its constraint as a loss of freedom.

DON LAFONTAINE: on the next episode of Sex Plane! a freak electrical storm wreaks havoc on the Sex Plane's navigation systems... and its passengers CAPTAIN: whats going on back there? why isnt anyone having sex? FLIGHT ATTENDANT: nothing! no one is horny anymore! CAPTAIN: my god... neither am i

Me and the fellas getting the oil around the Hormuz blockade

like its literally fine #capydraws

has bombing a populace from the outside ever spurred that populace to rise up against their own government or is that just a thing we pretend happens even though it never does

The US lost this war the second it attacked during a negotiation phase and killed its leaders. This is existential for Iran, and one thing people forget is that Iran also has a say in what comes next. Even if Trump does withdraw, nothing stops Iran from continuing to destroy US assets in the region