They don't let me in the White House press pool because my question every day for the next week would be, "Does the president still want to take a shit on Americans?"

#NoKings Miami!

There were at least 300,000 people at No Kings in NYC. Three Hundred Thousand.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social damn you man! tonight i can only think of apple juice

@sandmanesq.bsky.social sounds like you... :D

You can try to move on as an artist, but the fans will always demand your greatest hits. www.newsweek.com/republican-b...

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

This is what happens when I'm left alone in a Boston bar sipping Old Fashioneds during the playoffs

Also, no series in professional baseball should be decided in 3 games. F-that

I cannot feel any suspense, since opening day, the champs are already known, and next year's too

As much as I am enjoying the actual baseball on display tonight, the whole thing (as was most of the season) shrouded by the idea that everyone is playing for the honor of being the team that loses to the Dodgers.

Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.

Holy SHIT they've identified an actual biomarker!!!

Here we see the Supreme Court falling back on the venerable Trump is God-King Unless He Tries to Do Something I, John Roberts, Personally Disagree With doctrine.

A trainee asked me to explain how Regenerative Braking works on Electric Vehicles and after I explained i the mechanics to him he said "I disagree but that's just my opinion" and that's how "agree to disagree" culture has ruined critical thinking

That’s why #Andor was so good; no one at Disney watched it.

While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations: - The Snorks - Klinger from MASH - Militaires Sans Frontières - Asian Dawn - the camera head guys from skibidi toilet - "Roy's Boys" - Banjo (but not Kazooie) - Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton

Please don't forget, and don't let anyone else forget, they did this openly.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

A @mothcub.bsky.social classic

FYI: American sake gains momentum as southern rice fields fuel a new wave of craft brewing #AmericanSake #CraftBrewing #Sake #RiceFields #JapaneseTradition

‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’ Deuteronomy 27:19

I don’t need a self driving car. I need a vehicle that runs between major areas and can transport large numbers of people at once to reduce environmental impact…wait it’s a train. I’m describing trains. Build more goddamned TRAINS, America.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people... OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.

I’m so old I remember when the GOP was against tariffs and loathed the idea of government ownership of private corporations and anything that might increase the debt, and the idea of the federal government sending troops to occupy cities was their worst nightmare. Seems like only yesterday

If the fossil fuel industry didn’t have our president and corporate America by the throat, we could have nice things like this too.

Before Gary Numan, if you are interested

Best computer for instrumentality: MELCHIOR-MAGI 1 Also good: BALTHASAR-MAGI 2 Upgrade pick: CASPER-MAGI 3

Presidents are supposed to be like your underwear. If you’re thinking about them at all over the course of a normal day, they’re either fabulous or something has gone terribly wrong.

Slightly diminish a band. Anāgāmī

1. "'Trusting the experts is not a feature of either a science or democracy," Kennedy said." It's literally a vital feature of both science and of representative democracy. I've written a fair bit about trust in expertise as a vital mechanism in the collective epistemology of science.

Democracy dies in jokes that maybe should have been workshopped a bit more

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

NOT FUCKING BEING WRONG, CHRIS

Otakon has no chill @sandmanesq.bsky.social

Dude the Trade Deadline is wild

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

There is likely no trade deal with Japan. There's no agreement to review. No text. Even in this article, the author notes that Japan hasn't even confirmed the existence of an agreement. So why report that there's a trade deal if we know Trump lies and there's no agreement?

A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.

My regular reminder that you should absolutely play Lost Odyssey. It’s kind of like the stepping stone from Final Fantasy X to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It’s also basically Final Fantasy XI from an alternate universe where they made a traditional single-player RPG instead of an MMO.

just looping back on this october 2024 warning and yep we have ticked through them all

#NYC #Brooklyn Come to our #shochu launch at Rule of Thirds this Sunday! resy.com/cities/new-y...

The President could deploy troops to help disaster recovery efforts from devastating storms, but instead he sends them to Los Angels to chase fry cooks and landscapers.

PIRATAS DE COMPUTADOR

So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.

Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"

yeah man maybe you shouldn't have orchestrated your retirement so that your fascist beer clerk could take the bench

Found a copy of @jimrion.com 's book at a tachinomi in Lexington Kentucky! #sake #standingroomonly

Just realized I haven’t seen an Uzi in a movie for a long time. I miss the days when all movies had Uzis.