I've got to admit, my 2026 bingo card did not include the Muslim President of Iran reaching out to the Catholic Pope to condemn an antichrist American president's desecration of Jesus. x.com/drpezeshkian...

I too am Hungary for regime change

I sure hope all the astronauts have their passports

My "Not involved in human trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press conference.

"Go home tab, you're drunk"

one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

That's right

your grandparents voting for reagan

To prevent miscommunication, cars really should have two honks: "friendly wave" and "fuck off and die"

Please stop posting these ICE agents without their parents' consent.

Wednesday

"Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!"

Donald Trump to receive the Mark Twain FIFA Prize for humor

Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo...

If he just renames it the "Strait of America", boom problem solved: no more blocked Strait of Hormuz.

The guru behind Trump's Iran war is blissing out

The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now. They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

friends, I have brought you a gift

Daylight savings means nothing to me because I use epoch time. Oh it’s “11 o’clock?” Cute. It’s 1772991390 o’unix

At some point we're just going to have to be comfortable calling the terminally stupid what they are. nypost.com/2026/03/06/u...

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range

"Oh, I didn't want *this* much racism & xenophobia! I just wanted a little bit, the fun kind! I just wanted to say 'retard', I didn't want a eugenicist in charge of health policy!" Oh? You didn't want this? Yeah, fuck off. Fuck off to space. Fuck off to eternity. Fuck off & never stop fucking off.

Really tempted to file my taxes this way. 😂🤣

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

All I’m saying is, some of you have been a little hasty in writing phrenology off as a science.