In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

They're going on an adventure 🌊 ✨

A person who holds the belief that they have impunity for their acts because of the power they hold will never truly stand up to Donald Trump, because they fundamentally share beliefs with Donald Trump, and one of those beliefs is that the powerful should not suffer consequences.

interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

FWIW, my answer to “should one mistake ruin someone’s whole career or should they get the chance to start over” depends on how bad the mistake was (how many people were harmed and how badly) and how likely they are to do it again. idp.nature.com/authorize?re... 🧪

inside you there are two wolves. each one has a single cheerio for a brain

New awareness campaign

The Rise and Fall of Misery Memoirs is NOW OUT on YouTube! Come learn about trauma, Satan, a two-decades-long scam, and the most insane chaotic good lawyer I have ever heard of. youtu.be/W8Nhvr1X8Kc?...

Broke: Draft dodgers shouldn’t have the power to impose the draft. Woke: Draft dodging is cool, the draft shouldn't exist, and moralizing about dodging the draft is weird conservatism. It isn't a substantive criticism of Trump either. I do not care if anyone dodges the draft.

Absolute champ of a treat. One of civilization’s greatest achievements. THE greatest? Yes.

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

Also, it's my birthday. Buy my stuff so I can get myself a nice birthday present.

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

There is no McTry.

This is fun. @samuelpepys.bsky.social has not mentioned this in the diary, that I have seen... but I've never sat and read all the way through - not here, nor back on Twitter, nor in that class on the 18th century and the Restoration a billion years ago.

This is a crossover that was written in the stars Art by Andres Genolet

I'd apologize for the myriad typos but I feel no shame about them they prove my humanity and my mistakes do not define me nor make me unworthy of love and comfort

Anatopism. Like 'anachronism' but for place. (literally 'something out of its proper place') This is a real word already but definitely needs adopting by fantasy writers for the reasons skeeted!

reposting with alt so i can share!

I think the most unhinged movie opinion I have is there should have been a Wedding Singer spinoff movie just about the sleazy rival wedding singer played by Jon Lovitz

I don't actually want to be the "submits cranky feedback to the grocery store website" person, but I guess this is who I am. Seriously though, make your popup mini-windows adapt to the size of their contents! A teensy inset in a full size page should not have a SCROLL BAR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Do you have cat food in the apocalypse kit? If so what kind and what if I stop liking it

We didn't deserve this day.

There is literally no action that I personally can take that will change this outcome one iota. Hell yes, I’m disassociating.

Most of the social programs that are routinely dismissed in American politics as "unrealistic" or "too expensive" could have been paid for multiple times over by the cost of this war so far, much less the costs to come. It's never the money.

I see we’re handing it to Tucker Carlson today, so time to bring back this one:

D'ya ever just... read the comments under a viral post and then have to set aside a little bit of your day to be aghast at the sheer lack of reading comprehension? Not saying I never misread anything, but yeesh - there's a 300 character cap, you can take the time to read and process them all.

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

Conquered enough of my executive dysfunction to write a short to do list, please clap

We should be able to disable and uninstall an entertainment app

I don't even fully understand the complex cluster of feelings that rise up in me when I'm contemplating this mission. I'm not sure when I will.

Depluralize a movie: 1

Depluralize a movie. The Lord of the Ring: The Fellow

NONE of these words are in the Epic of Gilgamesh.

I drew this, a while agoe. It is a tortoise

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

She left her agent because he was in the Epstein files, and just like that, there’s a bot-driven smear campaign. You fell for it with Amber Heard and Blake Lively, stop fucking falling for it.

Dang. The narrative of this video is so fiercely joyful, so defiant in the face of sadness. Not familar with Andre Royo but he gives an impeccable physical performance. Baller tune, as well.

it also has this one

This is still hilarious.

"what can I do to avoid using chatgpt then?" YOUR BRAIN YOUR BRAIN IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR MEAT SUIT WHEN IT WAS CREATED YOUR. BRAIN.

Sticker design for April! 💎💐🦎 I make a new sticker every month & mail them to everyone who subs to the $5 tier on my patreon.com/cosmignon or my ko-fi.com/cosmignon ! This year's theme is these birthstone/flower combos all featuring different lizards! #stickerclub #sticker #patreon #ko-fi

Seeing a lot of this lately when I return to a Bsky tab. Kinda looks like a "how it's going" to the "how it started" of that screenshot of the devs talking about leaning into vibe coding Ida found it and pastede it on (yay!!1!) but I'm trying to complete a gardening project today, so bye!

"Welfare fraud" is such a steaming pile of shit. Oh no, not a person getting [checks notes] at most eight dollars a day for food. What a horrible thing. We need that money to [checks notes again] kill innocent people in Iran for only vaguely defined reasons.

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Cookie craving. Send me your favorite cookie recipe.

When people say "save the bees," in the US we really need to include native bees, which do not include honeybees. Honeybees are invasive. They are not the worst invasive species out there; they have positive effects as well as negative. But they're invasive.

Heard through the ceiling of my apartment tonight: (cat wailing) Person: No!! (cat wails some more) Person: You do not want that! Spit it out! (even louder wailing) Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!! #ahcats #lifeinapartments

Hi JSYK @evandahm.bsky.social is a fuck'n genius and *I* get to publish him and if you were ever curious about his debut longform comic, now's your chance to get it for cheap!

Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion