This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

Great article from @sapiotextual.bsky.social in @pghcitypaper.com this week www.pghcitypaper.com/news-2/lgbtq...

It's hilarious to me that every gym I ever worked out at has fancy plush toilet paper. Any other commercial space (restaurant, retail store...) saves cost with scummy one ply nonsense, but the gym is like "oh honey, we know you just did too much on bench press and exploded a hemorrhoid, here you go"

Spectrum moment of the week: saw someone walking by in a Nike sweatshirt, but looked down and they had on New Balance shoes. Literally wanted to stop them like "Sir! You stand for nothing! Your sweatshirt advertises lies! What do you even believe in?!"

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Lady working the checkout line yesterday asked me if I was ready for the storm. When I asked her if she was, she said "I'm never ready for anything, life just happens" and I don't think I've ever wanted to go back and steal someone else's answer as my own so much in my life...

i'm developing a new hardness scale based on how much erosion occurs from my piss stream

Have we really become so woke that we’re no longer comfortable with ICE shooting unarmed women and yelling “fuck you bitch” as they die?

the new year

Hope everyone enjoyed the past couple weeks of sneaky listening to embarrassing music while nothing counted towards your Spotify Wrapped. The end of the year is like The Purge but for butt rock and teen pop songs...

Rich people are such miserable fucks nowadays that we’re halfway in a recession and I don’t think poor people are even jealous of their lifestyle

“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said

I kinda don't understand why nvidia earnings matter one way or the other for whether there's an AI bubble? Like, whether you have a tulip bubble or a sustainable uptick in tulip sales, people selling potting soil are doing well.

Things labeled like "two bite brownies" at the store are bite shaming me. Don't you tell me where I can or can't do my giant single chomps.

Was at the gym and kind of wondering: now that schools and colleges mostly just use computers for everything, is the entire market for Marble Composition Notebooks just being propped up by bros tracking their reps?

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Lea and I were at opening night for the symphony...lots of people in tuxedos etc. And I realized I go to too many burlesque shows cuz when the conductor came out everyone started clapping I went "woooo! Yeah! Get it!" before remembering people at the symphony don't hoot and holler their appreciation

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

The world is my oyster (spits it out because it’s gross)

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or RFK Jr. asking for a vaccine ban that will kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, there have been unusual requests on both sides of the aisle.

Area Dad Informs Busboy He’s Ready To Order https://theonion.com/area-dad-informs-busboy-he-s-ready-to-order-1819578117/

I hate all the slang words young people use today. But I don't think that should be considered proof I'm an old man. You see, when I myself was young I also hated all the slang words people my age were using exactly as much. So this is just permanent for me...

genuinely saw a liberal talking about newsom as doing some things wrong (anti-homeless policies) but some things right (trolling trump on the internet) and i really wonder about the worth of that second thing, there. is that doing anything at all

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

“Neologism” is recorded in English as early as 1772 (and earlier in French as néologisme), which is fun because in the 1700s, the word itself was an autological word (a word that describes itself) and it is now a heterological word (a word that doesn’t describe itself or contradicts itself).

If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 After Long Battle with the Truth hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

Say what you will about Hollywood in the 1930s but at least they would’ve made David Corenswet change his name to something better like David Chevrolet

some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit

damn- bet Cuomo wishes he didn't kill all those nursing home residents

Like all Good Honest Americans who dream of a brighter future, I enjoy ICE* in my drink** *Immigration and US Customs Enforcement agents **slang for the sea or ocean

Bloomberg has $8 million to help Cuomo get elected when that money could just be taxed to fund the free bus program or child care.

another disappointing attempt at a live action Disney remake

Like literally nobody is opposed to deporting convicted murderers who aren’t citizens. There just aren’t very many of them.

Whether it's Democrats putting flyers on Chris Cillizza’s Tesla or Republicans assassinating Democratic lawmakers, it's time for both sides to turn down the temperature.

The Department of Health and Human Services is ending a $766 million contract with the vaccine company Moderna to develop an mRNA vaccine for flu strains with pandemic potential, including bird flu.

‪“at first the doctors didn’t think it was anything serious, but I kept pushing for answers because I knew something wasn’t right,” you read, pretending like you don’t have a body part that you have to to kickstart like an old lawnmower every morning ‬

Very cool. #australianmade

I end every post with 🤠 to show I’m here to hoot and holler and jangle my spurs and nobody’s allowed to rustle my dogies 🤠

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once