Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

oh my god

The face of someone forcing her friends to eat at her favourite Malaysian restaurant for the millionth time

This is my favourite institution name of all time

Jojo mentioned

In my opinion the only ethical use of AI in Larian games is summarising who I am and what the hell I’m supposed to be doing when I come back to the game six months later

Things are terrible but I am rewatching Goofy Movie for the first time in over a decade and it only just occurred to me that capital punishment is an actual thing in the mickey mouse universe. They have state sanctioned murder in Mickey Mouse world

I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

Important call-out for O type blood donors. Make an appointment if you can: my.donateblood.com.au/app/utils/lo...

i will not be watching the animal farm adaptation that appears to be a family comedy

"Australia passes a shameful milestone: over one million children now living in poverty" #ThePoint thepoint.com.au/news/251212-...

@birdcardigan.bsky.social I GOT IT!!!! WHO IS WHO IN THIS IMAGE????

All these clankers yet not one of them is Asimo with a gun

From the Far Side collection

Starbucks employees escalated their strike on Black Friday, expanding to 120 stores and 85 cities. Their CEO took home $96 million while refusing to negotiate a living wage for workers. Boycott Starbucks. Stand with the employees. Support local independent coffee shops:

Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide

in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

[watching every law and order svu episode where benson and stabler threaten some random innocent person with obstruction charges or wrongly use their police powers to get some more info about their case] me: ahhh the wheels of justice

Apparently it's grinch boy summer

The guy from the "Hit it, Joe!" photoplayer meme is starting his own nonprofit to preserve silent cinema technology: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Just wondering if Trum9 had ever had the humbling experience of getting the ever living shit kicked out of him. Like it can't be out of the realm of possibility that this has happened at least once in his life considering who he is as a person and how unlikeable he is even to his own family

a lot of people said i was a fool for adopting a chimpanzee while living in an apartment "this is going to be a disaster, your neighbors will hate you" they said, well the chimp died after eating an entire box of dryer sheets so i hope you feel good about bringing that negativity

so many of these tech bros are driven by a profound inability to confront and accept the reality of death

Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

WHAT do you MEAN Charlie Chaplin was alive for most of the 70s. What the fuck. What

Chris Minns is odious. He could have copped to the error and put police on notice. Instead he creates a pro-cop straw man when they have already demonstrated the violence they are willing to commit with their existing powers. Just not against Nazis.

generational wealth is when i leave myself half a donut for later

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

If you haven’t seen much news about Palestine lately, it’s not because the killing stopped. Israel has reduced coverage of the genocide, killing ~250 Palestinian journalists since Oct 7th. Since the ceasefire, Israel has rejected 107 requests to bring aid into Gaza and continued attacks.

if elected President i will not dismantle our nuclear arsenal because that is apparently impossible. but i will order the creation of a national narcotics stockpile to ensure enough hard drugs for a solid bender get distributed to every American home in less than 30 minutes

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

Rare 2025 win for the US today good lord

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

Man I am just like..not doing good at all. as it turns out rawdogging it and not having therapy for months is actually a bad idea

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

‘Nothing has changed’: Gaza health workers report almost no medical aid entering the strip - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/nothing-has-changed-gaza-health-workers-report-almost-no-medical-aid-entering-strip

Time is a flat circle and HOW IS THIS SHIT STILL HAPPENING