In some regions it’s a soda, others a pop, and in some places it’s called a Coke which makes no sense, but for me in my heart it will always be a ZERO SUGAR MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA CABO CITRUS TROPICAL CITRUS PUNCH

I've been informed there's discourse.

just one more declining veteran bro. i promise bro just one more declining veteran and it'll fix the lineup bro. bro. just one more declining veteran. please just one more. one more declining veteran and we can fix this whole lineup bro. bro cmon just give me one more declining v

RIP?

It’s the greatest alliance of our time. 🇲🇽 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 🇰🇷

Folks, we plov to see it.

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

He really said “I’m all right, don’t nobody worry bout me”

He has been incorporated

Back That Azz Up is already playing 24 hours a day in my apartment, I don’t even have to change anything

Wrote a Hero RB draft guide for this upcoming season, out now on @optimusfantasy.com!

Burger King’s Long Chicken with the onion ring sauce (I know I’m wrong and a mutant but it’s it)

Canonically Mario still has this tribal tat he just always wears sleeves

I did a mock draft for this the other day and the computer just stopped picking most of the way through it

Folks. The Palooza… IS LIVE

When a pitcher breaks a hitter's bat, they should get to keep it. And then at the end of the year, if they clinch a playoff spot, they should get to pile all the wood on the mound and have a big bonfire

at a science fair and I found the most honest hypothesis in the scientific method’s 3500-year history

Whiskey Fridays with Russell Wilson

Doing my little 10,000 ft overview of the draft now that it's done and it has made me giggle to no end that a good chunk of the NFL said “Get me an AJ Barner!” in the middle rounds

Tremendous thread for fellow missed the draft’ers

Folks, Gimmie your EA Sports soundtracks top 4

This is the only chart you need to be looking at this morning.

My algorithm is flawless.

So seeing this is #TheAppOfSports, I’ve taken the bait. Kwame still on there but the list looks like 1. Chris Washburn 2. Anthony Bennett 3. Adam Morrison 4. James Wiseman 5. Hasheem Thabeet 6. Jahlil Okafor 7. Darko 8. Kwame 9. Olowokandi 10. We need to talk about Scoot 😔

Janson Junk can only run from nominative determinism for so long.

buy, sell, or trade new and used uncles

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

it’s almost time

My ongoing baseball hot take is that analytics guys are fundamentally right, but the brand of baseball that creates is less kinetic and more boring. I don't know if there's any way to fix it. The opportunity is we can learn from that when deciding whether to algorithmize our lives

Deadwood is purgatory, Rapid City is hell.

*Kirk Cousins voice* “She thicker than god / one cheek in Eden, the other in Nod”

🫡🫡🫡

Tulum??????

Literally not even close

My wife just tried to outwoke me by saying “they should play all of the national anthems for all of the baseball players” trying to go even woker by saying “the umpire should have to kiss each player on the home team on the lips”

He’s running

Why has the U.S. rejected cheap, plentiful electricity in favor of coal, oil, and gas? Because a dozen billionaires who own oil companies have made it so, contrary to the will of a majority of Americans. If that doesn’t make us a petrostate, I don’t know what does.

It brings me great pleasure to inform you the word "blurb" is named after a made-up woman named Belinda Blurb whose job is to tell everyone how great a book is

I also love baseball

I should sit in the backyard and start a fire and drink some beers and play a bunch of Dave Matthews Band and pretend that it’s 2003.

Sir - a second plane has hit our already low prices!

Can I please get a #ForksDown in the chat for the first win of 2026

anne hathaway