The campaign for Michelin Star Frenchie's starts now

What a time to be alive.

Women

“Stardew is cosy, play it to unwind ✨🌻🌈🐓🌼” r/StardewValley:

*movie trailer guy voice*

Willem Dafoe x Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)

What's engagement bait

One more

Literally not even close

For our Bluesky followers only… We have one fridge magnet remaining and it could be yours completely free. Repost this to qualify. In one hour we’ll pick a random user.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

Not that literally anyone cares about this Wizards Jazz matchup, but Blake Hinson is the greatest basketball player to walk the Earth

"most routes will run on a saturday schedule" translation: regular pittsburghers get fucked bc neither prt nor the city set aside sufficient funds for transit for the draft for many buses in the city, saturday schedule means once every hour and twenty minutes. people ride those buses to WORK

The baseball mind

Number 641: Retort-Bot, an AI powered wireless speaker that uses YOUR voice to come up with clever comebacks to your enemies such as “don’t try it you slimy salamander!” and “bastard! bastard! bastard!”

Per CNN, ICE is to be deployed at the following airports. List might be incomplete and is subject to change

Thinking about one of my favorite images again

The USPS IS NOT LOSING MONEY. THE USPS IS SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ALLOCATED TO IT BY THE BUDGET. THE USPS SHOULD NOT BE REQUIRED TO ZERO OUT ITS BALANCE SHEET IT IS NOT A BUSINESS IT DOES NOT HAVE SHAREHOLDERS. IF THE USPS IS OUTSPENDING ITS BUDGET IT SHOULD BE ALLOCATED MORE BUDGET.

Love that unlike most WWE figures, Foley has a spine. Too bad to prove he had one, Undertaker had to choke slam him from the top of Civic Arena in a Hell in a Cell match on June 28th, 1998.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

IT'S ALIVE

TINY ARMS, COOP. THEY LIVE IN A TANK AND BREATHE CINNAMON

watching baseball

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

Be right back gonna go cry in the shower

The Man of the People is too busy selling tickets to coach these days 🙂

IS THIS ANYTHING?

IS THIS ANYTHING?

I want an interview with the guy who is singing Cranberries songs during the ACC Tournament

the phrase “prediction markets” instantly sends me into an unquantifiable void within the deep trenches of the cosmos

Boots undefeated

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

vibes

Bluesky, help me identify who these people are in these portraits I found at a thrift store! Google says the 2nd from left is a former mayor of Pittsburgh and it’s best guess for the one on the right was Warren Buffett, but I don’t think that’s him.

Literally no idea why I put this in my calendar but I was cooking for whatever reason it's there

The last thing a defensive end from 5 seed Georgia sees before a pulling guard from 12 seed North Dakota State helps him go pro in something other than sports

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.

Isaiah Stewart when a fight breaks out on the court and Miles Bridges is suddenly standing alone and defenseless

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

h2p i guess

lot going on here

Do you live in Pittsburgh, PA? Then you should know that the Homestead Police Department is collaborating with ICE, and has even deputized their officers to make immigration arrests. ICE agents are currently staying in The Waterfront's Courtyard by Marriott and The Hilton. ANY REPOSTS APPRECIATED