Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79. people.com/diane-keaton...

Tim Hortons vs Starbucks. Starting Sunday night.

Let’s just go with whichever team has the highest wRC+, amirite?

The best times on social media are when everyone in the TL is watching the same game.

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Baseball.

“A walk to Polanco, and time will soon tell if this becomes… Finnegan’s Wake.”

Skubal is a monster, man.

Ed "Big Balls" Coristine is able to immiserate millions because his dad owns this popcorn company. Get it out of your pantry now!

Skattebo and Jaxson Dart both feel like characters from The Program

Dart comes out of the medical tent after suffering a potential brain injury and Brian Daboll immediately smacks him in the back of the head

Giants have every doctor in the building in the tent trying to find out if Dart is OK

Geno Machino: ACTIVATED

Ooooooooof McGoof.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Couldn’t resist trying the Terry Bradshaw bourbon.

Sad Red Sox news to report: Mike Greenwell has died at the age of 62. He had been diagnosed with thyroid cancer earlier. Greenwell was a lifetime .300 hitter over 12 seasons with Boston and was a 2-time All-Star. www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/mike...

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

Kevin Gausman does not give a bleep about the censors.

When the Yankees get eliminated

Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate

Biggest week for Strauss since Also Sprach Zarathustra.

WHAT A SHOT FROM A'JA WILSON

1) Real 2) Lol 3) It's Week 7 of Year 1

Top 1,000 MLB Players of the 2000's #796 Tony Womack, SS/2B Arizona '00-'03 Colorado '03 Chicago (NL) '03, 06 St. Louis '04 New York (AL) '05 Cincinnati '06 .269/.310/.351, 68 OPS+, 3230 PA, 438 R, 110 2B, 32 3B, 23 HR, 224 RBI, 169 SB, 1.6 bWAR, 1.1 fWAR -Top 10 in SB in '00, '01, & '05.

Linguists have yet to explain why we say "Duquesne" like it's French but "Versailles" like it's a type of boat.

Pittsburgh refuses to be neatly categorized yet again.

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

So we will have 4 elimination games tomorrow Tigers-Mariners at 3 ET Cubs-Brewers at 5 ET Yankees-Jaya at 7 ET Dodgers-Phillies at 9 ET

The Pittsburgh Penguins, imo.

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

Sleeveless baseball jersey over a polo shirt is a look I have not seen before.

Very strongly resisting the urge to praise the Rags for their uniforms.

Tonight marks the 4,500th regular season game for the Pens. 2,061-1,858-197 with 383 ties.

Good book, would recommend

social media has made people feel a little too comfortable with being mean to strangers

Underrated part of this is he actually stumbles twice. The second time is funnier. And yet!

Andrew Vaughn looking just as good as the day he won the 1975 Masters.

Like, these guys just don't believe in America

314 runs scored at home 269 runs scored away i don't think this is the problem triblive.com/sports/as-pi...

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

Jiminy Glick should interview Stephen Miller

The Candy Man can.

Fantastic catch but also yikes

In 15 wild-card series, the game one winner is 15-0.

Everyone bends the knee eventually

Kiké can do no wrong tonight.

NIetzsche would've left his starters in too long, Sartre would manage the lineup based on vibes, Socrates would be constantly ejected for arguing balls and strikes

RIP to a legend.