I watched Airborne (1993) tonight thanks to a free trial of something called Howdy, and my friends, it was worth it.

Age-35 season for Clemente, by the way.

Ryan O’Hearn today was the first player to have each of his team’s first 10+ RBI of a game (RBI official since 1920) h/t @EliasSports

Hannah Mears on the Pirates telecast says Ryan O’Hearn recorded only the 2nd game in MLB history with: - a grand slam - a 3-run homer - and another 3-run homer

The Pirates franchise has been around for more than 130 years. No Pirate has collected 10 RBI in a game until tonight. Here’s your Ryan O’Hearn curtain call.

Have yourself a night, Ryan O’Hearn.

MY GOD, TILLMAN!

Salary cap is definitely going to fix this

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me

This might be the loudest crowd I’ve ever heard on TV.

Well taken by Kane

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

A Trump-loving crowd refusing lawful orders to vacate the premises in Washington, DC? That’s unusual.

Great moments in U.S. History.

At 20 years & 71 days, Konnor Griffin is the 2nd-youngest player in the last 50 years with a SB of home, older than only: 5/6/12 Bryce Harper: 19y 203d Both at Nats Park!!

The official holiday post of Bluesky.

ABS Challenges Won This Year: 134 MIN 124 CIN 118 ATH 114 MIA 113 HOU NYY 111 COL 108 KC 105 DET 104 LAA 103 NYM 100 CWS 99 MIL 98 LAD 96 PHI 95 TB CHC 92 SEA 90 STL ARI 87 SF TEX 85 WSH ATL 83 BAL TOR SD 82 CLE 75 BOS 65 PIT

For many reasons, but most important of all because it features my main man @preidy.bsky.social.

So I said “Bobby Lee, it sounds like you’re just feeding brigades to emplaced artillery” and then Longstreet started crying.

You can quibble over the ordering of the rest of the Top 20, but that’s about it.

Yo, Ezersky, LARDON is definitely a word that should be acceptable in the bee.

Killer tracks from top to bottom here.

i am losing all control at ‘springtime for frankenstein’ (from mel brooks’ memoir)

the thin blue line protecting World Cup players from small children trying to take photos with them 🫡🫡🫡 thank you for your service sir, he could've been seriously hurt taking that photo, what if he had smiled too hard

The stars finally aligned! Wilco and I finally got the play those Mermaid Avenue songs together at Solid Sound last weekend. You can stream the whole set here www.nepm.org/podcast/the-...

Is it the wrong week to bring up that I went to a school named after St. Pius X for nine years?

I haven’t been to a game yet, but I assume the Aces already took my suggestion to play Donald Fagen, et al. singing “Ajaaaa…” every time A’ja Wilson makes a bucket.

I haven’t waited for a Bill Simmons podcast to drop in like twenty years. Feels like I should be mad about Dick Cheney right now.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

FOX calling off the hit on that ref

BEAUTIFUL free kick by Tillman!

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Hydration break

Josh Bell with a monster 452 ft HR over the batter's eye in Houston

I think they’re trying to get McKennie in behind the back line with a ball over the top.

“The analytics say he’s maybe even BETTER than last year!” I shout as Skenes allows home run after home run.

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

I've seen "hard-capped at the first apron" so many times today, and there are people out there who want to make MLB like that. Perverts [derogatory]

RHP Seth Hernandez and OF Edward Florentino will represent the Pirates at the Future’s Game

Ex-Girlfriend Don't Want To Speak To You No More, New European Boyfriend Reports https://theonion.com/ex-girlfriend-dont-want-to-speak-to-you-no-more-new-eu-1819569901/

This is in part why studying history is so important. The only plausible reading of the Fourteenth Amendment includes the understanding that the children of people who come to (or were forcibly brought) to this country cannot be bound to the same fate as their parents.

All that textual analysis, and the fundamental question is never asked: under my rule, could you have chattel slavery? Get the fuck out. You cannot have an eternally replenishing population that never gets rights under the 14th amendment. That's the point.

That's right.

Yeah, I hate to say this is true, but it is. Four justices agreeing is a signal that this is now the benchmark for any conservative jurist. “No more Souters” will turn into “no more Barretts.”

I expect nothing less of Party Boy

I'm very hesitant to move to That State Up North, but I would at least get to vote for this guy.

Four justices don’t believe the reconstruction amendments are part of the Constitution, simple as