Here comes old man Lukaku to drive the dagger all the way through your heart

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

Pausa de hidratación

This is gonna end up as one of the all-time well-timed sports posts. Already changing the lexicon on a scale not seen since Tungsten Arm O'Doyle

you should go to Gettysburg because it's a great way to look out from this spot and go goddamn Pickett was a dumbass

Imagine those crumblies as a hot dog topping!

3. No one wants to admit they were conned. Instead of admitting it, they deflect, double down, or just deny.

Easy. 1) He's their guy, and 2) they don't give a fuck about being branded as hypocrites. They don't care about self-reflection or compromise. Their entire identity is outrage so they double-down on & embrace hypocrisy because they know it makes you mad. And guess what also draws the best ratings?

Also, there's a Pitt football attendance joke here somewhere... #H2P

I played in middle-school football games in front of bigger crowds than this and we went like 0-8 one year.

MARKO I miss that wacky bastard. #SCFC

More of this. I beg. They’re bigots. Stop tiptoeing around it. Stop treating bigotry as a minor character flaw, and acknowledge that bigots are objectively bad people who are deleterious to healthy society.

Sid can already tell the twins apart. GENO won’t realize they are two different people until near the end of training camp.

I hope Chris Drury stays the Rangers GM for eternity.

I have never seen an NHL player randomly fall on the goddamned ice more than Chris Bourque.

F’ing right.

YESSSSSSSS

Take Malhotra, Canucks

I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass

it is so important that we turn the people who hate things like this into the biggest possible losers in every way

GO SEE THE BIG TRAIN

“No shit” says everyone in unison

another reference point: the last time Babcock won a playoff series was when Connor McDavid was playing his rookie season. with the Erie Otters. in the OHL. as an exceptional status underage player.

Brady Tkachuk would be upset about being called a second fiddle in Florida if he could count that high

A full-page editorial tribute to the Tartan Army in today’s Boston Globe. Rarely has one country’s inhabitants done their homeland so proud. 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #NoScotlandNoParty

brb bawling

I was not in the room for this, thank you

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

missed this the other day but "Zlatan and Henry look at and speak to Lalas as though he is a badly disguised undercover cop" is just a perfectly turned phrase (that's not even the best sentence in here) defector.com/alexi-lalas-...

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it

I see this and for some reason, I think of that scene in Casino when an angry Sam Rothstein (Deniro) tells the chef he wants the same amount of blueberries in each muffin. The chef looks at him like he has three heads and very quietly goes, "Do you know how LONG that is going to take?"

It gets better. His company’s name: Greenwater Services. Did he once pay a bribe to Jim Traficant: yes, of course

Pittsburgh-area farmers markets map

DR CONGO!!!

Found the G7 version of ohnocaps.ytmnd.com

Prime rib. Is the actual meat part of it good? Yeah, I guess. But it’s the accompanying pound of fat that I seem to get every time I’ve ordered it kind of kills the texture to me. Just not my thing.

Existential Kruk

weird how this keeps happening

@jaynine.bsky.social Are you guys ok? I was worried that tornado warning may have been awfully close to you.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

New groundbreaking research about AI just dropped

the reaction to all this tells me he is not a man who will be able to lie in state

“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it

Putting this weapons-grade buffoon on the same stage as Lowe, Henry, & Zlatan is like putting me with all my “D-league-at-Southpointe” experience on a hockey show with Doc Emrick, Crosby, and Lemieux and calling me an expert just like them.

ok, all in for Mexico now

One year ago today. First two are Fraser Lake, near Fraser, BC on the Klondike Hwy & one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever seen. Last two were taken at 10:30pm after leaving Skagway, AK. Awe-striking and humbling in her beauty is Alaska.

Republicans have stopped accepting the results of elections that don't go their way because they've realized they don't have to. They've learned that if they get enough of an echo chamber going that the rest of the world will have to accommodate whatever they're repeating, no matter how stupid