This is just so much more work to order pizza.

I also guess I need to update my switch this weekend and get back into animal crossing 🤣

Rags gonna Rags I guess.

If there is one thing the New York Rangers are gonna do it's write a letter to their fans

Every day people here will post screenshots from Twitter being like "Hey did you guys know there are a lot of white supremacists on Twitter?" Yeah, that's why I left, so I wouldn't have to see that shit. Stop bringing it here.

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

Seeing everyone post their 2016 memories makes me sad because my 2016 was very different. It was hard and I was very very sick. I spent my summer on dialysis 😞

I'm looking forward to this 3 day weekend and we're kicking it off with soft pretzels for dinner. That rules.

RAtM came on authentically on my station this am in the car and I feel like I could run through a wall.

Tony please. Sign them. I love them.

Evgeni Malkin, owner of a full no-trade clause, willingly playing on the wing instead of his natural position and having recently said he would play goalie if the Penguins asked him to. ESPN two times tonight: If you are the Penguins, would you consider trading an Evgeni Malkin?

YO

The people of Minneapolis are incredible.

Quick reminder that hockey is by far the whitest of the major North American sports, and it costs families a fuckton of money for kids to play at an elite level, so the pipeline of NHL talent tends to be fairly affluent. You shouldn't be shocked that the NHL is a-okay with Trump.

"My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old."

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

Ok but. They knew this weather was coming and it started last night. I don't understand how this is acceptable for us to commute in with less than an inch of snow.

sir please put some pants on

Report: NHL Actually Has Had Hundreds Of Openly Gay Players For Years https://theonion.com/report-nhl-actually-has-had-hundreds-of-openly-gay-pla-1819575065/

Vivid Sex Dream About Steely McBeam Again https://theonion.com/vivid-sex-dream-about-steely-mcbeam-again/

aren't we suffering enough

I need everyone who loves heated rivalry to watch Shoresy now. And maybe Letterkenny. Jacob Tierny is a master at his craft.

This thread reminds me of my college job at the bowling alley. There were such delights and we had a lot of fun but also I'd never do it again. It'll never be like it was.

I also did better than @rickcity.bsky.social 😊

Put your hands up for Detroit!

Who did this? Because I fucking love it and I want to shake your hand, sir (not gender specific)

This is Daisy. She understands that you want her to sit. But alas, she must zoom. 12/10 (TT: daisythegoldengirll)

Oh thank god they lost. I'm done processing leads 🥴

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

Didn't epic games ban a bunch of really mature Indie titles??? Every accusation is a confession etc etc

Going to go spend a little bit with my favorite girl

This is how they played The First of Us

I also painted this today 🩷

Just living my dreams today 💕✌🏻

I went to the timberland store with the intent to get waterproof winter boots and walked out with cute light gray platforms WHOOPS

Anyway off to get breakfast.

My favorite thing about heated rivalry is the director is one of the best characters in Letterkenny

Muntjacks are the *cutest* little creatures on the planet!

This goes so hard. 😍

Oh my gods the SUN

A lot of Jeopardy talk on the timeline lately. Id love to be a contestant but I'm terrified Id be a total dummy. I'm a lot more confident with just the TV 😂

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/

40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive

the computer used to have its own room

Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.

Happy Birthday David Bowie, born this day in 1947. His 26th and final album "Blackstar" (★) was released on this day in 2016. David Bowie would pass away just a couple of days later. Rest in Peace.

My best boy, my bubbie, my Gibson. He needs urgent surgery and we cannot cover the costs alone. The world fucking sucks, but consider helping one of the few bright spots in my life. Thanks. gofund.me/5cfb19485

Hello. I'm one out of five mechanics.