when u hit a curb so hard it feels like u single handedly setback feminism by 100 years

i know better than to get a frosty when i doordash wendy’s bc it’s so melted every time … i got chocolate milk

what stupid ass bitch keeps approving rent a girlfriend seasons like genuinely

my dog ate my glasses and my toddler put his aac tablet in the bathtub so if u need me ill be ripping my hair out strand by strand

hey so doing something “nice” for someone and then using it against them later is actually manipulative! the more you know

finally catching up on the pitt i’m already irritated

i very rarely wish death on people but i will be rooting for it to burn when u pee

seeing ppl with generational talent and all my family could give me was the addiction gene

honestly if u buy a 4500 coin skin from blizzard ur part of the problem. they are testing the waters to see what they can get away with and if people buy these fuck ass “ultra” skins they’re going to price gouge us like hell.

why would u be nonchalant ab the person ur in love with. i’m gonna be so chalant it vibrates in my bones

i crave the summer of pre covid so desperately

bad brain day

i think girls who are on their periods shouldn’t have to go to work tbh

ew stfu

im srry i dont understand banning personal preferences over banning map dependent heroes... if it's ilios and hog/cat/doom/lucio aren't in ur bans idk man

if u guys see me on overwatch all night dw ab it im fine probably

"get a personality outside ur boyfriend" no.. he's sooo funny im spreading his whimsy

brownies in the oven. windows open. serotonin peaking

the government and old people seeing everyone get along and how we love giving out buzzballs and ranch to those that have not experienced it

i somehow jacked mvp from my bf 😭 “but i got the 4th vote??” idk babe built different i guess

leah kateb did her big one with the new skylar perfume bc it smells delicious omfg

tw // ed mention do any oomfies (that are comfortable sharing ofc) take vyvanse? i know it’s a common adhd medication, but my psychiatrist rlly wants me to try it for my BED, but everything im reading basically says it either half works or has yucky side effects 🥹 im scared lmao

i’m so irritated i could bite a chunk out of a brick

guy at work said he only drinks red bull and dr pepper. he was so serious i know his piss stinky and yellow as fuck

that bitch beat my ass. anyway i’m at work now LMAOOO

pray 4 me as i enter this pilates class pls

good morning. why is this the mondayest thursday fucking ever

can sephora ship my fucking perfume bro wtf 😭😭

i haven’t done a pilates class in almost 3 weeks tomorrow is ab to beat my ass

i wish t-pain would re-record his songs without chris brown

time is going to pass regardless so do it anyway

what’s ur guys favorite cereal

clocking in at the piss me off factory in two hours i’m already irritated

me n my bf have 2 servers on discord - one thats like our main server and the other thats strictly mudae that we both pay for premium in.. he is horrendously ruthless in the mudae server lmfaooo a bitch is getting robbed left n right 😭😭

taking wuyang’s black hair and giving it to mercy was a crazy choice

btw bisexual women are allowed to date men and bisexual men are allowed to date women and it doesn’t make them any less bisexual. thank u

i have.. an opinion.. but i mustn’t

ok i have to cut this off now cause i rlly want to finish everyone’s and if i keep letting ppl like it i never will im srry 😭😭 60 likes is plenty me thinks

i need to lock the fuck in like pronto

home alone tn. bad news for the alcohol in my fridge

do u know what ow drives does to a person. i dropped plat 2 to silver 1 in 3 days guys. PLAT TO SILVER IN 3 DAYS !!!!!!!

idk if oomf got hacked or what but all they were reposting was p*rn 😭 like full on videos n stuff.. i had to unfollow im srry oomf

tornado warnings for my area for the rest of the day.. i'm loving the storms but can the tornado not

interaction bait for ur sunday ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´- like this and i will build u a mood board from my pinterest that i think fits ur vibe ♡

can i post interaction bait or are u guys too eepy

got my boyfriend to watch s6 of love island that man loves me bad LMAOOOO

“what are ur financial goals in life” affording a boob job babe

got to lay in the pool all afternoon w a big bowl of fruit i think it fixed me

netflix dropped a documentary on a true crime case that has bothered me for years omfg

protagonist’s resolve