This could fix me

Why didn’t anyone tell me the Pope threw a rave? @katrinaravioli.bsky.social

Cloud flare is interfering with my science today

I am being attacked by the kitten

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

A botulism outbreak in US infants exposed to a particular brand of formula is highlighting the importance of food safety surveillance—and actions by the government that experts say are eroding the nation’s readiness to handle foodborne illness outbreaks. cen.acs.org/food/infant-... #chemsky 🧪

Current status:

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

You want a true life horror show? The history of microbiology. "Bob, these bugs are now resistant to ampicillin." "Okay, but these other guys weren't even exposed to the drug. How are they resistant?" "Gasp!" "What?" "They're sending the data to each other with genetic material fragments!"

Between Epstein and the horrific abuse case involving a child starved to death in Fayette County, I’m become convinced that US culture doesn’t give two shits about protecting kids

This moth looks like Ric Flair

Grandma: Do you still hate that man? Me: You’re gonna have to be a lot more specific than that.

the Bee gets most of its clicks pandering to the absolutely dullest caricatures of the left possible so most of their work is dogshit but occasionally they’ll punch right and purely from a comedy standpoint it’s almost always a million times better

Professor Beefaroni was snuggled in so close this morning. She laid her little head on my shoulder and passed out 😭

cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

I can’t see no aurora

All of the times I’ve wondered what Putin had on Trump, and now we find out Jeffrey Epstein was talking to Putin’s ambassador about Trump.

The older I get, the more I realize that modern society functions essentially as a giant pyramid scheme of people mutually blackmailing each other into enabling and covering up the worst of human abuses, from genocide to child trafficking.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

always remember:

You can read free here: web.archive.org/web/20251111...

i have missed this drama but this is the most joyce carol oates thing to ever joyce carol oates

1/ Pretty amazing new results showing an unexpected benefit of mRNA vaccines. Patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immune checkpoint inhibitor (ICI) therapy survived almost twice as long. jenndowd.substack.com/p/can-mrna-v... #episky #medsky #cancer

Describe your car’s personality in one photo

Ghost has a Sister Imperator comic book, and Sister is a real badass in it Where do I sign up for this church

“Abolish ice” at this point is the conservative position. Everyone involved in the administration at any level is going to have to be tried for crimes against humanity and dealt with accordingly. This isn’t going away with elections and we certainly cannot “come together” after this.

There is a coffee shop in my neighborhood that sells weird random shit Today they had a bucket of vintage perm rollers for sale

Why does Professor Beefaroni insist on disassembling one of the water fountains

#swoletariat is my new favorite thing. So I guess one could say I feel swolidarity?

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

Really love that the sandwich guy was on video whipping a sandwich at a CBP officer and right away was like "damn right I did that shit, I hit that pig with a sandwich" and the Justice Department tried to bigfoot the case and couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor because fuck you

Influenza season is kicking off in the Northern Hemisphere! Your body can take up to two weeks to develop antibodies from the vaccine, so now’s the perfect time to protect yourself. Get your seasonal influenza (flu) vaccine so your immune system is ready to go!

While US venture capitalists were buying monkey jpegs, and DOGE coins, and figuring out how to get Black women fired, and tweeting about white birthrates, and trying to mandate which bathroom trans kids should use, China was making progress on climate change and taking the lead in a real industry.

New York billionaires could have made everyday New Yorkers' lives better if they contributed as much in taxes over a year as they put into anti-Mamdani campaign ads in a few weeks.

From the top rope

this meme made me chuckle

My people are originally from Staten Island and I can tell you this tracks Yes I have a distant cousin in jail for attempted murder

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong. How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

A lot of the people you see arguing against food assistance are actually on food assistance. They work at Walmart or a convenience store and think they are deserving, but others are not. This is projection and the way that the 1% keep poor people pitted against poor people so they don’t look up.

Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?

Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.

Napping is essential

HOT NUTS ARE BACK AT ROSS PARK MALL

Large and in charge

I am in Fayette County to take my mom to the mall and I am carrying myself as the Fayette County 666/10 that I am