Getting assaulted by a sandwich on whole wheat is no laughing matter. Tactical gear can only do so much to defend someone with a wheat allergy. 😆

Dear 2026 voters, As those grocery prices skyrocket, as you worry about paying bills, remember that Trump gave billions to Argentinian and is building himself a $350M golden ballroom. Every Republican on the ballot is letting him do it. VOTE THEM OUT. Simple as that.

The GOP Trump party is working harder to protect pedophiles and a $350M golden ballroom than working to feed everyday Americans. VOTE EVERY REPUBLICAN OUT OF OFFICE IN 2026

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MAGA media tried to downplay the No Kings numbers. So voters showed them on Tuesday.

Just have a feeling there will be memed to death.

Subpar subbies subdued by subversive sub sandwich

This is what an insecure man-baby who demands absolute loyalty thinks of his most devoted brown-nosers. Eventually he throws everyone under the bus.

So Nazipoleon Bonerfarts stopped growing in the sixth grade?

Powerful, and heartbreaking. Human beings, treated like animals, because of the color of their skin.

"Is there a doctor in the house?" Dr Oz: ME! I'm a doctor! "Is there a REAL doctor in the house?"

Notice how a President can destroy the lives of hundreds of millions of voters ON A DAILY BASIS, but those millions of voters have to wait 4 years before they can fire him. In the real world, a destructive employee (which this President is, times 100 million) would be fired on the spot.

If every Republican running for office in 2026 replaced their name with "Trump Puppet" on the ballot, it would be more realistic, more accurate, and more honest.

Trump IS the Republican party. The Republican party is the Trump party. Up and down the ballot, a vote for any Republican is a vote for Trump. Period. In every election involving any Republican, Trump is on the ballot.

Satan, reading the Epstein Files: "That's a bit much, even for me."

This tells me voters are smarter than MAGA thinks.

It still baffles me that the ICEstapo terrorism crusade isn't the top story everywhere, or that it's not THE number one priority of every elected Democrat. With literal gangs of masked men disappearing Americans at gun point everyday, with no one stopping them, nothing else matters.

Democrats' strategy in 2026: -be more progressive or more moderate? -attack Trump or talk about affordability? YES. ALL OF THE ABOVE. newrepublic.com/article/2027...

"The truth is, Trump is just a man. He is not specially anointed. He is not a political or a policy genius. He alone cannot do it. His success is not inevitable. Tuesday showed us we have a path forward if we’re willing to walk it. We’re in this together," Joyce Vance

This ICE goon needs to be charged with aggravated murder. www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...

New York billionaires could have made everyday New Yorkers' lives better if they contributed as much in taxes over a year as they put into anti-Mamdani campaign ads in a few weeks.

Californians vote YES on Prop 50 with 64% support. California GOP says they're going to sue. Gov. Newsom tells them: "Good luck, losers."

Mamdani: Everyday New Yorkers should be able to afford groceries. MAGA: HE'S A COMMUNIST! NEW YORK WILL BECOME A THIRD WORLD HELL HOLE IF HE GETS ELECTED! Voters: Fuck off, MAGA.

As Mayor of New York City, Zohran will be leading a constituency bigger than the populations of North Dakota, South Dakota, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and Alaska combined--six governors' worth.

Go get 'em Zohran!

Everyone's campaign slogan for 2026: We Can't Afford Republicans

Fuck this archive.is/IFg5m

The entire world knows you're a lunatic.

ACECO is Latin for fucking dumbasses.

Democrats (progressive, moderate, etc) get a big win last night. YAY, right? This morning rando lefties go on a blocking spree and add people on their side to their whatever-moderation lists. This is why we can't have nice things. This is why fascism is still a thing in America. Fine, block me.

LOL 😆

Sees headline "Sen. Tuberville says..." Me: I don't have time or spare brain cells for this shit.

And just last night voters told America they are fucking sick of this shit.

Faux King Trump says the fascist part out loud. "If we do what I'm saying, they'll (Demorats) most likely never obtain power."

Bovino gets all his Nazi cosplay garb from Spirit of Heil-o-weenie

HAHAHAHA!

More good news. From Mississippi of all places.

Last night, American voters told Trump they really, REALLY, REALLY don't like him. Please let 2026 be THIS on fucking steroids.

We need to replicate this in 2026. Every Republican a loser.

Voters across America showed us what the real mandate is. And it's middle finger shaped. 😎🌟🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌟😍

The GOP: “We’ve terrorized them, stolen their money, called them names, starved them & THEY STILL WONT VOTE FOR US.”

Raise a glass to freedom!

Thank you, Cali! You came strong! You understood and knew the assignment!🙌🏼 #YesOnProp50!

AOC: We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind. It's not about Progressive. It's not moderate, it's not liberal. This is about do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And the assignment is you come together…