Dear Charlie Brown, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

Gods help me I went to a grocery store the Saturday before Thanksgiving. What the hell was I thinking?

Freshness: retained #caturday

Google AI, hitting it out of the park, as usual:

Heh, heh

A girl can have a little schadenfreude, as a treat.

Speech to text just suggested that when I said "schadenfreude," I must really have meant "shot in Florida." There's a punchline in there somewhere, but I'm too tired to walk it there.

(assuming calamity): "Oh no why is Joyce Carol Oates trending?" (Clicking through): <snorts> I'm so glad I saw that.

So Trump and his handlers want people to go hungry so badly that they won't even let *states* try to cover SNAP benefits? Truly these people are monsters.

#swoletariat is my new favorite thing. So I guess one could say I feel swolidarity?

WOOOOOOOO!!!! #elections

Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately. Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses. And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏 #BoycottSpotify

6 years ago in: this aged well.

Lenore says I do not have to get out of the bed. #caturday

Ivan would like to know what the deal is with this #caturday nonsense.

Going to be pretty disgusting if the shutdown ends because senators want to be able to fly without inconvenience rather than because they want people to have food and healthcare.

Two vast and trunkless legs, white boy Vast and trunkless legs of quartzite Two vast and trunkless legs, white boy Near them, on the sand, half sunk a shattered visage lies heh heh There it lies, yeah (What?) Hear, hear, heh

#MusicChallenge #KillerTunes 10/31 Michael Myers - Halloween First time player.

New campus shuttle driver this afternoon. He's monosyllabic and grouchy, but he is *blasting* Kraftwerk and I'm not mad about it.

Taken from an NYT article. I am very worried for Jamaica and absolutely do not want to diminish the seriousness of the situation, but also who needs to be told this? "The agency tells residents to avoid flooded areas and to not attempt to catch any crocodiles."

Today in "not on my bingo card": reposting a *Reagan* ad as a mild form of protest against Republicans.

Vile words & actions in your 20s that you don't do anything about until called out for it decades later when running for office...suspicious. Anyone else wondering if Platner was looking for an easy win on a left-wing populist platform only to pull a Fetterman and go right-wing nut job once elected?

WOOOOO MIT!

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

I will admit I don't know a ton about Zach Bryan; not my preferred genre, but I feel bad for the guy, and, If I'm reading the story correctly, I appreciate that he's trying to get through to folks?

Just met someone with the hyphenate last name Williams-Blake. It made me happy.

It's the annual employee health fair and that means it's time for a trip through the dingy bounce colon!

Feeling this one in my soul. #theoatmeal

Sad day. RIP Jane Goodall.

Can't help but notice that the media breathlessly reporting on the messages that shooters write on their bullets seems to have been followed by a surge of shooters writing messages on bullets

unraptured. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

Things just keep getting dumber here.

She looks so proud of herself for doing a murder. Has been guarding it all morning #caturday

Keep holding the line, folks!

Pretty sure I just saw one of our students walk by listening to an honest-to-god discman?

Today in "Screwed by Autocorrect": "...but maybe it's just allergies and post navel drip."

Big up to Elisabeth Vincentelli of NYT film review, who snuck this line into a writeup of Sci-Fi film "Eternal": "...newly opened crevasse on the seabed could precipitate climate chaos by altering Earth's electromagnetic fields unless it's somehow filled up by crack scientists working underwater."

Genuinely puzzled that anyone enjoys poppy seed bread/ muffins/ whatever. They add weird grittiness and don't really taste like anything except faint mustiness? Like, what is the upside?

My therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have wronged me and then throw them into a big fire. I did that, and I do feel better, but I don’t know what I am supposed to do with all these letters.

Thoughts on officeworld jargon: okay, so, I get why we'd want to move away from a term like "human resources," but in what bizarro dystopian hellscape does anyone think "human capital management" sounds somehow better?

Okay I get that nobody likes the new Cracker Barrel logo (it *is* pretty blah), but I don't get why the numbskull contingency is calling it woke. Can anyone explain?

I'm still boycotting. You?

It's official: I have mistyped my own name so many times that autocorrect has started accepting it. Amadna4lyfe

This is where we go to watch squirrels and get brushes. #caturday

I wonder if Subway sales have gone up this week.

TW: shallowness: Gen X/sunscreen achievement unlocked! it's one thing when a stranger mistakes you for younger than you are, but when the folks at the dermatologist's office mistake you for 25 years younger, that's a feeling that will give you a boost for the rest of the week.