A visual depiction of actual Portland vs. Foxified Portland

Thank you Jane. RIP www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...

Halloween masks are so “realistic” now.

Apparently Tuesday’s scheduled loot drop was cancelled. My apologies to the current owner of the beach house I briefly occupied.

I support this message.

9/11 a day that impacted the course of the nation and myself. It’s a solemn day. I have unlike most my fellow citizens, had the opportunity to face and talk with the men that caused that tragedy.

Murder is never good. But honestly I am kind of shocked at the right’s outrage. Usually they don’t het that excited when there is a shooting on a school campus.

It took 40+ years but another conspiracy rumor is proven true(ish) www.yahoo.com/news/article...

If I have to take medical advice from a former heroin addict, then I choose Keith Richards!

Logical.

After having canned everyone with experience and morals they want a new crop of inexperienced and/or less than ethical rubes in the job who will do what they're told vice impartially following the law. abcnews.go.com/US/replenish...

To explain how performative and unserious the administration’s “plan” to send troops to bring order to Chicago is, I present this. Their plan is to base the operation out of Naval Station Great Lakes, over an hour away from the actual city they want to “liberate”.

Ah yea the much touted and universally feared by our enemies National Guard Rapid Response Grounds Keeping Force. This is sure to be at the top of every participant’s mind come reenlistment time. What a farce.

So much winning. 🤦🏻‍♂️ www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Okay. A lot of new followers from a throwaway post. Welcome and boy are a lot of you in for a shock/disappointed. But welcome.

My therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have wronged me and then throw them into a big fire. I did that, and I do feel better, but I don’t know what I am supposed to do with all these letters.

Zoom attending a CLE On Supporting Legal Professionals w/ ADHD (it’s free and I need the credits) So on brand that we a) haven’t kept to the syllabus and b) are now over time. 🤦🏻‍♂️

So much to unpack here. www.azfamily.com/2025/08/08/f...

Vindication!

My brunch today. Leftover BBQ with creamy cheese grits and a poached egg. Delicious and took all of 15min to make.

Did some refrigerator pickles to use up a bunch of extra cucumbers and repurpose them to a higher calling.

My dog probably

I’m the one about to drown. My buddy flashing the shaka is the asshole who came up with this plan.

Visiting some “local” Oregon siights for the first time.

A bit of lemon pasta with seafood.

PDX to DCA completed!

Was really digging this season of Andor before I realized I was watching the evening news. ☹️

@justinchirps.bsky.social please pick up your kid.