Why couldn’t agricultural and mechanical have played this bad on Thursday?

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

Something something Pitt revenue sharing, eh whatever

Don’t ruin this by scoring

Was promised 10 interceptions and all I got was 4 missed field goals

12 team playoff: EVERYBODYS BAD

That’s a lot of missed field goals

My perfect version of this game is a pick six battle that drags into 10+ OTs.

Can someone help me put this on the green screen

Hey guys love the jacket, why is Tim Tebow on tv at all?

Abolish the SEC. Vandy welcome to the ACC the rest of you sick fucks go die

Ive seen enough. Duke beats Alabama today, no prep

EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY HOW WE EXPECTED IT TO BE! Congrats Oklahoma you get the privilege of being ground into powder at the rose bowl!

Awards szn begins

Olivia Babcock. Back-to-back AVCA National Player of the Year.

Iconic.

And as expected

IF THE MID ATLANTIC CONFERENCE INVITES YOU TO BE HIT WITH SOCKS FULL OF ROCKS AT UNGODLY HOURS ON A FRIDAY IN MYRTLE BEACH YOU SAY NO OK? YOUR GONNA DIE IF YOU GO!

Understandable, pick 1 Round 1 sharks here we go!

Oh no it’s not a sex thing I’m just eating your hair to gain your powers

A football game is already going?

I will accept any cost to get this team over the last hump cancel football and basketball to spend more recourses on volleyball. Fuck it! Open the season at Heinz Field

Half-baked idea: Pitt should play every home match at PPG Paints Arena next season under the same bright LED lights they use for the Final Four. But don’t stop there. Long media rows on both sidelines. Seat fillers wearing red. “Monster block.” Immersion therapy this shit.

6 Pro championships on 8 appearances in my life btw. So fuck you if you aren’t from Pittsburgh hail to Pitt

now that i’ve had a bit to wallow in my despair and process things

Welp. With soccer and volleyball both officially over, I, like every alumni before me, will not get to experience Pitt win a team NCAA championship while enrolled (I graduate in may)

THE BALL IS FUCKING IN!!! OVERTURN THE FUCKING POINT

This is bad for the heart

OK GANG DONT WAIST THIS GIFT

FUUUCK NOT AGAIN

Bet no one on their roster even knows anything about cows

God dammit

Having low blood sugar is NOT helping the nerves - Something I say every day thanks to my epilepsy, but also right now because Pitt volleyball is in a fucking shootout with some ag school

Dan fisher you fucking creature

IM FREAKING OUT MAAAAN

too much bad news lately, so I’m sharing this song my son wrote. it is the most annoying song I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

And they said I couldn’t get more stressed heh, idiots…

Nononononono

GET READY TO CROSS FIFTH 🏐

ILL BURN EVERY FIELD IN TEXAS FUCK THAT BITCH ASS DOG ILL EAT HER

FINAL FOR!!! Valleybawl!!

PITT VOLLEYBALL TIME BALL OF FIRE RIGHT AT YOUR FACE NO SURVIVORS

VOBBY..

MAYBE PIGS CAN FLY WHO SAYS THEY CANT?

Patiently* waiting for the mail to bring me things to wrap and put under a tree. *patience has been wildly overstated. No patient waiting is occurring, only anxious, on edge, nail biting, etc.

Looked at the NHL standings and now I’m sad.