(They’ve always been)

Some of you are a little too worried about a RED card in soccer and not worried enough about the ORANGE man in the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To all the people in high school who said Id turn out to be a loser well whose laughing now

Biiiiiiiitch

This man has less charisma than a bucket of piss

Why are establishment dems getting their teeth kicked in in every election? A real mystery.

Should’ve jumped instead

Kroger loves two things more than anything: treating their employees like total dog shit and gobbling up smaller competitors.

He says he’s got 50 ways to leave your lover but then he only gives you like 6 ways. Kinda bullshit

if you don’t think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.

Right wingers will absolutely push for gender inspections because they are all pedos and perverts

Wait so Alito isn’t retiring?

Guys I’m at the death metal Kwik Shop does anybody need anything?

Good thing this guy’s party supports paid sick leave and easy access to mental healthcare hold on one second I’m being handed a note…

We're going to have a ceremony where we tear the pockets from your cargo shorts.

Forgot to take my trash to the curb for pickup. I am a disgrace to Dads everywhere. One more incident like this and I’ll have to turn in my Skechers.

I don't want a download code, I want a physical game on a disk

43 years ago today, Chiefs running back Joe Delaney made the ultimate sacrifice while trying to save three drowning children.

Here’s the thing about Dr Oz, he was actually a doctor and from all accounts a really good surgeon. He knows this is all made up bullshit that he’s peddling. He’s not stupid, he just knows his audience is. This makes him even more evil in my book.

love this site

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

I just cancelled a free trial before the automatic payments kicked in and the adrenaline flowing through me right now feels like I narrowly escaped a shark attack.

Threads remains the greatest social media app ever

happy 6 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

Really felt my age based on how excited I just got about half priced curtain rods

They are giving immigrants the BET channel for free

Culver’s is fast food my guy

If the food truck looks like this you’re about to have the best fucking meal of your life

This album still rips

Makes a post. I hope this goes viral lol Post actually goes viral. OH FUCK OH NO

cool lamp

Trump has to do the supreme leader’s laundry for six months

If centrist Dems want to stop losing to socialists maybe they should listen to their voters more than their donors

Vote blue no matter who!

It’s good to be back on the south side of Wichita. The people down here are more gruff, a real mind your own business vibe. Not like the west side with all their fake nice shit. Don’t wave at me bitch I don’t know you

working on a project about corporate mulit-state operators dominating legal cannabis and their marketing is so comical. "How do you do fellow potheads?" the brand

They’ll blame Obama somehow

lol Dems: 'if you want change, you do it in the system, you do it in the party, win people's votes, be an adult' Also Dems: 'wait, no, not like that. It's wrong to do that.'

No one cares you old bitch

i swear to god man, there has never been a cadre of sorrier fucking losers and hall-monitor dickweeds than at the top of the Democratic Party

Parks and Reich

Bar crowd: Sing us a song you're the piano man, sing us a song tonight Piano man: Yeah I'm the piano man not the fucking sing a song man they are different skills

Buddy who works in publishing just lost his job of over 14 years because of AI. Anyone pushing this shit can fuck off.

You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face