Protect my trans homies or I’m going to identify as a fucking problem.

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Please send positive vibes, prayers or whatever your thing is! Everything is ok don’t worry, I just really want something to happen and can’t really say anything yet 🙏🤐

WASHINGTON (AP) — Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel used FBI resources to remake the entire second season of the A-Team shot for shot with Patel playing the role of B.A. Baracus

WASHINGTON (AP) — Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel used taxpayer money to fly a hot air balloon to the lost world of Atlantis

As usual, Pittsburgh got fleeced in this trade

Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop

Pretty sure I used to buy weed from this dude

Six months ago, Trump forked over $12 billion in taxpayer funds to bail out farmers and farm bankruptcies were *still* up 46% in 2025. This guy is living on another planet.

Gas is up to $4.29 in some places here, filling up now @ $3.99. Every single person who voted for this can eat shit

Fuck do I care? Don't publish this shit.

Been on a real big movie kick lately, tonight I’m going back to one of my all time favorites

Hahaha dance for your king you little muppet! DANCE!

Every three to five years or so I have to rewatch La Bamba just to kind of get it out of my system. It was one of my favorite movies growing up (I’m weird 🙂)

More like bring me the Verizon

Finally watched One Battle After Another last night, it was excellent

PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender. AOC: I think it’s funny that he’s been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.

Left- Israel is once again using illegal white phosphorous to kill Lebanese. This is a war crime. The white phosphorous burns through your skin; then your bones; and then it kills you. Right- A reporter said, "I saw with my own eyes that there were at least 10 Palestinian children without heads".

Big Ben showing up for the Paris game

Thank God my daughter is the exact opposite of these weird freaks

Quotes like this used to end political careers

The only Warrior ethos I follow

Megan’s youngest boy graduated high school tonight, we are very proud of this young man

This dude is obsessed with jizz

No one is coming to save us.

Trump winning was the worst thing to ever happen to these grifters. Their audience wants to be told how bad they have it, not that they should suddenly be happy. Being happy isn’t in their DNA.

Just heard Katt Williams showed up to the Kevin Hart roast now I gotta find his set asap

My King never disappoints

My 17 year old son told me that at his school the term AI is used as slang for someone being fake or lame

Sure why not

Grilled chicken and Earl Campbells on the grill yall better hurry

Here’s another loser that needs to kick rocks

at the end of the day, I think a lot of brains are being broken from the fact that 1. being opposed to to Israel’s government is not anti-semitic 2. many anti-semites oppose Israel’s government but it doesn’t change the fact that both of these statements are true!

His is another grave that will become one of the the greatest urinals of all time.

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

People will say anything on this website

Thinking about Angela today too, she was taken from us way too soon. My kids are my world and I wouldn’t have them if it wasn’t for her. 🙏

I lost my Mom 15 years ago but I still miss her every single day. She was the most beautiful soul I’ve ever known. Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

Mf said Burnt Reynolds 😭

🎶Hello darkness my old friend.. 🎶

They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo

It’s great that there are now three Twitters where everyone complains about people on the other two Twitters

Faculty picture on website: Faculty in real-life:

We gotta purge all of these centrist losers

Christopher Nolan should have adapted this instead