This is the whitest way to die

Sneaking away to live in a sleepy little Japanese fishing village would fix me

“I didn’t give a fuck about Kalshi, so some asshole wants to bet on what color pants the opposing team is gonna wear who gives a fuck. But the bosses back home didn’t like it, it was taking money outta their pockets so it had to go. So they made a few calls and bam, no more Kalshi”

foley is god youtu.be/7ssDFzesdn4

Chuck Norris is next to Clint Eastwood in the I don’t care if they were republicans I still like them club.

Chuck Norris. Legend. RIP.

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

Meeting a new customer today, he told me he won’t be available until after 9am because he’s going to go pray for the holiday. I looked it up and the holiday is called Eid al-Fitr, is it polite for me to say “Happy Holiday” or something like that when I see him?

VCU!!

She hit him with the new Leo meme lmao

Whew, glad we learned from that experience

This is like a Bar Rescue rebrand where the main issue with the bar was that too many women were going to it

It’s like a sports bar but everyone there is a lame ass dork

These people are freaks

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

This morning our local news was advertising a GoFundMe to pay off school lunch debt for elementary school kids in the area

“Oh James you cheeky bastard” -me every time our boy 007 beds another hot lady

Traffic on this road will be a real pain in the neck.

So, uh…Afroman 2028 right?

Barron is worth $150 mil lmao I’m going to go drink bleach

These people aren’t recovered, they’re mad about gas prices. This lady 100% still believes that gay people are evil and kids are using litter boxes in schools. She’s mad that Trump is making her life harder not just the people she hates.

Honestly the White House is hella haunted so Trump is probably talking to the ghost of Rutherford B Hayes or some shit

Finally caught this guy in a lie

I’m just like Tony Soprano (I’m fat and I have anxiety attacks for no reason)

Today I am quitting my job working for Mr Trump because I just found out he's stupid. It has been the privilege of my life to work for this dipshit, who I would die for

4% of me is very excited about today

He’s like a toddler who can’t focus on one thing at a time, except instead of toys and finger paints it’s destroying other countries

Wichita kids went to Cowtown every year, and yes it’s just as lame as it sounds

The law says this man has to use the women’s restroom, where he will most likely be assaulted or worse for being a man in the women’s restroom. Which is what the right says they are trying to stop from happening..pure insanity

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

This looks like my dating app stats from when I was single

Oscar winner 🫡

Israeli forces shot all four members of the Bani Odeh family in the head, including their 5yo and 7yo. The 7yo, Othman, was blind and had special needs. This comes a day after Israeli settlers shot 28yo Amir Moatasem Odeh and stabbed his father.

Goldfinger was awesome

On Iran, absolutely. On Gaza? Not nearly enough.

Oh no please don’t not him oh god oh no

My weed guy got busted

To get from the parade to the booze garden you have to walk right through the No Kings protest, this is going to piss off so many losers around here lmao

It sounds like he’s doing beat poetry

Man, this is pathetic

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objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online