"... The Aristocrats!"

You buy one, you get one free. I said, YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE.

Paramount+ is… Just a bit rubbish isn’t it? If I’d bought commercial air time and it was marred by this green screen, I wouldn’t be happy.

Please feel free to spread the news, the posters, the cast, your hopes and dreams FAR AND WIDE. Remember folks, we only get nice independent British movies when we support them, sooo...

The sad thing on this Euro trip is that the people I’ve met from other countries don’t hate America. They just roll their eyes when we come up, like we’re the drunk uncle at the barbecue who hits on all the girls, tells racist jokes, and falls asleep in the kiddie pool before pissing himself.

Ofcom even refused to take action over a TV show in which some young people on disability benefits were described as “parasites”. www.disabilitynewsservice.com/ofcom-has-fa... Take action: stopfundinghate.info/get-involved...

Imagine if Zunes took off more than the iPod. We’d be calling a million things Zune casts now. Makes you think.

This is worth doing. stopfundinghate.info/get-involved...

"It now appears that Ofcom has abandoned any pretence that meaningful regulation of broadcast content is still being maintained." www.thenewworld.co.uk/alan-rusbrid...

“We found two of the worst men in politics to replace one woman who was competently doing her job”

Philip Barton basically corroborates the Olly Robbins account. "On 18th Dec I received a letter from the principle private secretary to the PM... I don't receive letters from the principle private secretary to the PM very often...

Boris Johnson and Michael Gove admitted taking cocaine and a Tory MP in the last parliament had to go to rehab to treat his addiction. But no rightwing commentators mention this when discussing the Greens' drug policy.

You guys!!! You did it! Amazing work. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sadiq Khan may oppose Scotland Yard using Palantir’s AI systems to process criminal intelligence because of his “concerns about using public money to support firms who act contrary to London’s values”. #R4Today

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

Pipes. It’s always pipes.

Families had been hiding in basements for months when we landed in Minneapolis, living in fear of being arrested by ICE. Now there are fears for children, writes Paul McNamara for Unreported World. 📩Read our latest newsletter:

So happy to have won the prize at Royal Cambrian Academy Open Exhibition 2026. Such an array of beautiful works by artists from around the UK. I’m in very good company. The show is on until the end of May. Conwy, Wales. So proud! ‘Contemplating a move towards positivity’ rcaconwy.org/news/

The UK govt is Palantir’s 2nd biggest customer. Why? Or, more to the point, how? Our latest @thenerve_news investigation reveals a web of cronyism into the highest levels of govt. But Palantir also has a spin machine that uses political journalists to launder its PR 1/

Was it in a bus lane tho?

I think you are all being extremely generous in describing the people in the room as reporters, rather than a bunch of right-wing YouTubers, TikTokers, podcasters, and representatives of the President's favoured media organisations. No wonder they can't describe what happened with any accuracy.

While we have your attention about the safety of journalists in harm’s way… Say her name: Amal Khalii. She was killed by US-Israel this week. She is one of 14 Lebanese journalists killed, and among nearly 300 killed in the Middle East since 2024.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! 👇 Plus a vote for #Reform: Is a vote to remove workers rights - so you'll have no paid holidays & can get sacked for no reason. It's a vote to remove our basic human rights. It's a vote for #ICE thugs on our streets. #DontVoteReform #HopeNotHate

I take a deep, deep pride in doing this job. But boy howdy does it grate when I see hundreds of elite "colleagues" crow half-heartedly about press freedom as they sit and dine off gilded plates, and then some of them yell at us for having no sympathy when the violence comes to their front door

If you’d like a Silly Little Guy to use as an avi, my DMs are open. It would REALLY help us as my wife’s mobility scooter charger has died. Usual rules apply: ⭐️£30 each ⭐️no portraits ⭐️nothing complicated, just simple silly guys As always, shares are very much appreciated ❤️

Remembering Harry Belafonte, who died on this

It’s Ed Murrow’s birthday. ‘No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.’

Did a thing for the Observer. observer.co.uk/style/featur...

*THREAD* Two of the BBC's most significant and celebrated single dramas are to be repeated in the coming weeks. All-film productions, NEW transfers. In recent past people want to know about that work and it's a great reason to watch something again - but will the press office pull their finger out?

This ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ remake looks shit.

Why it’s important for the UK to build its own data company rather than outsource our national security to BLOODY PALANTIR. We are not serious about our nations security. youtu.be/y56yWji67bo?...

Lots of "commentators" are rewarded for spreading lies and convincing you that everything is getting worse and you should be afraid. The good news is it's not: homicides at their lowest level in 50 years and killings involving a knife are at their lowest recorded level www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Average UK fat cat pay surges to £5.9m, up 18%. Exec pay and perks rise 4.5 times faster than a typical UK worker pay Shareholders asked to approve new average 200% surge in CEO pay. Govts preach pay restraint to workers, do nothing to curb fat-cattery.

Everyone’s placed their bets on Polymarket, right? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Yay www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6k...

If anyone in Edinburgh fancies an 8 string ukulele (I think it's a concert size) for 60 quid please ask. Local to save on postage. We could meet somewhere and swap cash for a ukulele. Like some kind of twee drug deal.

The Minkees #WhaleSupergroups

Telegraph newspaper editorial on Mandelson's appointment in December 2024 versus editorial today

"We're going to ban smartphones in schools." "Okay, I guess you want kids to engage with the lesson and not resort to whatever slop chatGPT spits out" "Exactly, now let me explain how we're planning to intergrate AI into the classroom."

This is not good.

A reminder Kemi Badenoch tried to downplay the various scandals Boris Johnson got himself into. She has 0% standing in demanding Keir Starmer resignation. Kemi Badenoch says Partygate scandal was ‘overblown’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The new logo for Infowars has been revealed. The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues. Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.

"Thus far, the Sandy Hook families have not seen a dime of what’s owed to them." Jones is why there's firing squads.

Never thought that our book The Story of Marvel Studios would be a timepiece for the core Marvel Studios departments, but this business can be brutal & fickle. If you want to know the history & importance of MS Vis Dev team, it's all in here: www.abramsbooks.com/product/stor...

Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Labour whips’ “lines to to take” sent to MPs for Keir Starmer’s statement. Already getting messages from Labour MPs stunned that Epstein abuse victim is being used to attack Peter Mandelson.

Your regular reminder that Uniserve Ltd got over £1.4 billion in VIP lane COVID contracts without tender. Their profits increased 500% overnight, and they didn't deliver almost £180m of contracted goods. They just happened to share an address with Julia Lopez.