figured out what post this article reminded me of

I just introduced the Anti-Insurrectionist Act in NY. It's simple: If you're a New Yorker who takes from Trump's illegal January 6th slush fund, NY will tax 100% of it.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

You're only allowed to post on Threads after an hour of abusing nitrous oxide.

"Hey Harlan did you find that patsy I asked you to set up?" "Sure did boss real unstable and heavily armed just liked you asked. Got him to follow Stancil, too." "Excellent. And you didn't brag about it to your Nazi group chat, right?" "Uh well, I wouldn't say I bragged, sir."

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

charlie brown had four women express sincere romantic interest in him over the course of the 'peanuts' comic strip, two of which he even dated, and that's not even counting animated stuff. but i don't know how to express this as a point of discourse without calling a bunch of eight year olds "hos"

When you think of it, militarism is abusive and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper liberal movement should seek to abolish it.

Doctor coming out of the OR: "Balls're hanta'd" [reloads scalpel] Is this anything?!

Posting is toxicity but we're not ready for that conversation.

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

2nd grade Mina Kimes would be GEEKED

Tip: NEVER use a random number. A non deterministic "solution" is unworthy of the divine touch of a turing machine

So if something happens to that one strait, the whole civilization collapses? That is a great system, well done. Have you thought about colonizing Mars? You'd be good at it.

I think about this all the time.

Guess I gotta repost this.

Critical support for her.

one of the funny things about tonight is that a) I’m gonna say this was one of the funniest WHCDs ever but b) the attendees are gonna say I’m a huge asshole for making light of it but c) they are all gonna talk about attending it with such fatuous self importance

I’m very disappointed in these assassination attempts.

this website is full of reddit atheists who are in denial about the reddit part

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

Blow it up like the whale.

Luther was an OG poaster

This is an incredible tweet.

First: hilarious. Second: A core belief of Trump-brand conservativsm is there are and never have been difficult problems, only dumb leaders without the strength to be cruel enough to solve them. It's why they always look so baffled when pushing the "more cruelty" button doesn't seem to work.

Streets are saying Eric Trump wants to enlist.

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

What the Dem platform for 2028 must be: 1. Epstein Trials 2. ICE Trials 3. War Crimes Tribunals We don’t want to hear about a $10,000 tax credit for starting new AI businesses. We demand JUSTICE.

Where are the studies on the benefits of whatever insane shit he's doing with roadkill genitalia?

i never figured out photoshop. I still just transparent paste stuff in ms paint

Let's fucking go now we're cooking with gas

Exactly one year ago today:

You've hardly touched your slice of inner rectum

Reminds me of the time Jesus said unto the money changers, “What’s in your wallet?”

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

1) Summarily arrest every member of ICE. 2) Hold them in exactly the same conditions and locations they've been holding people. 3) Put them all on a registry barring them from future authority. 4) Release them once it's been verified that they personally have committed no crimes against humanity.

Clots and prayers

Clearly pre-gamed with Hegseth

Secretary of State Marco Rubio at UFC in Miami tonight as diplomatic negotiations with Iran fail (Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)

US ICE detains Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen for entering US illegally.