Bob Cobb
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Screenplay idea: 3 librarians adopt a hostile kangeroo that plays harmonica
about 1 year ago
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Is this thing?
5 days ago
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Be a good person today.
11 days ago
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I've always thought of myself as a diamond in the rough. And by diamond I mean turd, and by rough I mean punchbowl.
about 1 month ago
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Rest in peace, Bob Weir.
about 1 month ago
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Robert Reich
8 months ago
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
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Ed Morrish
about 2 months ago
if the plural of hoof is hooves then a singular groove must be a groof
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Jerry Chen
2 months ago
(struggling to name one of santa's reindeers) reindean
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Restaurant idea: waiter takes a bite of your burger so you know it isn't poisoned.
2 months ago
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Happy Birthday to Keith Richards, Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, and me. All men at the top of their professions.
2 months ago
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Travis comma bitch
2 months ago
Having a lil fight with myself about getting into the shower only to have another lil fight with myself about getting out of the shower 10 minutes later
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Have you tried drinking Grapico about it?
2 months ago
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Sorry I accused you of eating my cats' food.
3 months ago
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When I was your age we thought a robot vacuum was a Stepford wife.
3 months ago
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It doesn't feel like Christmas until the Star Wars Holiday Special is aired.
3 months ago
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Lisa + Pepper🐈⬛✨
3 months ago
youtu.be/quBCjo2rUZg?...
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!!!!!!! ☮️
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Closer To The Heart - Rush
YouTube video by jimjammusic
https://youtu.be/quBCjo2rUZg?si=gT7TlGP5i68Ob71V
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los 🦦
3 months ago
rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people
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Mass Dude
3 months ago
Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win.
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Sam
3 months ago
I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
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Silver Eagle records presents Bedside Toilet Rock.
3 months ago
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Chestbursty
3 months ago
After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
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Eephusblue
4 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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lisabug
4 months ago
I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour.
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The Onion
4 months ago
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Kellalena
4 months ago
Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat?
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Halloween of 1994 I was new to the neighborhood. I was not expecting trick or treaters. I did not have any candy. I gave a kid a raw potato.
4 months ago
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I feel sorry for all the toothpicks whose existence was wasted just checking the doneness of cakes.
4 months ago
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My weekend has begun and I'm getting seriously buzzed. I hope you all enjoy your weekends.
4 months ago
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The Onion
4 months ago
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy
https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/
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Everyone from the south knows someone named Skeeter.
4 months ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
4 months ago
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
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born miserable
4 months ago
THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you
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Hey baby. Do you want to come over and watch the game? Cool. Hey, can you grab some Drano on your way over?
4 months ago
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Oh this? This is my public bathroom stall hot dog.
4 months ago
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Dress code for public restroom: No Shoes No Shirt No Shit
5 months ago
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Chames
5 months ago
Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)
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You fucking piece of shit. -me talking to a spoon I dropped
5 months ago
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Hankering for a hunk of cheese for the last 50 years.
4 months ago
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Food idea: Spam Helper
4 months ago
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Prell
4 months ago
My fruit and nut blend seed brings all the birds to the yard.
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Yes, I am an avid gamer. But I don't need all that fancy shit for Pac-Man.
4 months ago
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I'm "went to typing class drunk in high school" years old.
4 months ago
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Dear Diary, Today was a gassy day...
4 months ago
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DocAtCDI
4 months ago
Random thought: I bet 'Do not touch' is a scary thing to read in Braille.
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captcha
4 months ago
"We built this city" "The whole city? That's impressive" "We built this city on Rock and Roll" "Rock yes, but Roll? That doesn't sound safe. Did you consult a structural engineer?"
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andy vs.
4 months ago
Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?
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lisabug
4 months ago
“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder “Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain “I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
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youtu.be/s7G7loR2VVw?...
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Alabama Fan Hates Tennessee - Hilarious, funny interview
YouTube video by Beth Simmons
https://youtu.be/s7G7loR2VVw?si=B80iyYUZ5efgLzX-
4 months ago
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Amy
8 months ago
“hey little girl is your daddy home?” bruce springsteen asks me i don’t answer because that’s a fucken weird thing to say to a 41yo woman eating corn on the cob over the sink
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