My favorite tarot reader on the tube can't even make any money because ALL THE RICHES go to everyone but her- the creator. ☹️ youtu.be/nB_Cf5fx4FY?...

life advice 👇

gnome wisdom: smash all your fingers with a hammer to distract yourself from your problems

lunar new year is the night each year the government switches out the giant pic of the moon in the sky with a new giant pic of the moon in the sky

Survived 1st 24hrs as remote cat trainer

Of course there was a guy at the bar tonight who was a curling expert.

Whoops, this was supposed to be a draft

With all of this deregulation, I’m only buying foreign food and drugs from now on.

If you really want to know what it was like in the 70’s, unbuckle the kids’ seatbelts, light a Marlboro, and crack a couple road sodas on the way to drop them off at the roller skating rink

Hey! I’m trying to eat here!!! #MushroomMonday

After yesterday's Galileo Day (see my previous posts). All 4 big moons of Jupiter are visible again this evening and in a direct line. Key in the post below 👇 #astronomy #astrophotography @stormhour.com @photohour.bsky.social

made a thing. there's been worse & better times but this is our time. its monday lets get it done.

1971: U.S. government passed the Uniform Monday Holiday Act: Create more 3-day weekends, Standardize fed holidays, Boost travel & retail, Give workers predictable time off So they moved Washington’s Birthday to Monday even if that meant it would never again match his actual birthday #PresidentsDay ✅

That’s a lot of birds!

I guess if I were to sell out, it would be to become a Costco influencer

🚂 Then trains ruined everything (1840s) Railroads needed fixed schedules. So they invented: Time zones, Standardized clocks Eventually: Daylight Saving Time DST was first pushed seriously during World War I to “save fuel” by forcing people to use more daylight.

youtu.be/ebBh2pjpIXc?... #ValentinesDay #Nostalga

Light is not just information. It is medicine, hormone control, and genetic instruction. Your ancestors evolved under this signal for 200,000+ years. Indoor lighting is only ~150 years old.🌍

add just a toads'💗 toe more of love to your life everyday. xo

Is the Nancy Guthrie Timeline Off? Facts vs. Rumors youtu.be/VSzeP2maL8k?... 🔦this ws last night, but it has more information & ideas than any of these other clowns. #NancyGuthrieMissing

Happy #Friday #13th youtu.be/W-ktYGiiFBM?...

Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?

Please vote for Pepper. We could win some ca$h lol He already is on another calendar!!! www.kingpet.com/vote/pepper5...

the magic orb told me you will be visited by one million spirits tonite

And now for something completely different

making an extra large pot of chili so i can swim in it

Next year @ConanOBrien AND @kevin_nealon co-host the #Oscars2026 YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!!!! 🏆🏆🏆

Sudden passing is so hard. RIP. I will miss you.

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

you know you've come to the end of the internet when you cry over a bull named Rufus xo Paislee and Rufus #rufusthebull #cow youtube.com/shorts/vpVZz...

Once you watch this.. then watch it again.. anything else to wach is a let down. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Once you watch this.. then watch it again.. anything else to wach is a let down. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

Happy #Caturday Saturday

Canada is attacking the US with their snow!!!

This time last yr on (Jan 21, 2025)

Some people like snow. Nobody likes ice.

this shit is starting to make the first trump term look calm and reasonable

"Welcome to 2026." Sec. of War 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️

CAN WE HAVE AN ADULT TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON!? #venezuelainvasion

Jim Carrey Inducts Soundgarden into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame | Rock Hall... youtu.be/I-TsffhGQIg?...

what if What if Mike Lindell is Dr. Phil or vice versa.

scrooge is about to meet the ghost of christmas kicks your ass

hope your christmas is this relaxing