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“Jewish space lasers” lady, welcome to the Democratic party!! Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib, we still hate your guts, leave the fucking party!

this doesn't look very good but i did very much enjoy Coke's short-lived coffee soda, so who am I to judge? www.mashed.com/1271827/what...

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

Really sums up a favorite right wing grievance: what's offensive here aren't my actions, but your accurate descriptions of them

when colin haley posts another patagonia video, i cancel all my meetings and watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxlt...

The most coveted free agent in American politics is "The Genocide Ogre."

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

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western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE

nasty gary

you are creating a culture of violence against us by accurately reporting on the culture of violence we're gleefully inflicting on others

ludicrous headline from the bbc here

[Black and white footage of me trying to trim my nose hairs with a pair of scissors then tripping and shoving the blade up and into my brain killing me instantly] There’s gotta be a better way.

1 in 47 adults in the country are under correctional supervision. We have 20% of the world's prisoners with 5% of the population. If shoplifting and fare jumping are a problem it's not because we don't punish enough.

i think part of the issue with AI software, vibe-coding, and silicon valley's approach is that its makers and users only ever care about building *new* software with it. it's fine at prototyping javascript junk it sucks at maintaining and optimizing complex existing software, and that's what matters

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

It's cool how one of the ways you show that you want the Democratic nomination for presidency is going to Michigan and giving a big speech about how annoying your voters/constituency are.

This shit is what I mean when I say "AI" is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascism. Nostalgia is a thought terminator.

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Trump and the Pope are locked in a cross Atlantic feud, pitting an American born dictator with a strong pro life record against an American born wannabe dictator with a strong pro life record

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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

people will run for ag commissioner instead of learning the first thing about food science. you fell for the whole foods marketing like every other hayseed shmuck

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

latkes and schmaltz and pastrami on rye are all diaspora cuisine anyway. israeli food is mostly mediterranean dishes with hebrew names and ill advised fusion concepts

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Massacre upon massacre in Beirut in the last hour. AUBMC announced a “code disaster.” Over 100 airstrikes in 10 minutes across the country. One hit right behind my house. Sirens ambulances & the smell of sulphur. The city is in total chaos the people in complete panic

POTUS apparently has further thoughts on the law of war.

Jackson Hole, WY #EastCoastKin #nature #bluesky #photos #photography #pictures #jacksonhole #Wyoming

“you simply cannot achieve economic success as a company while sustaining your original ethical and safety commitments, the markets won’t let you” is the biggest argument for anticapitalism i’ve ever heard

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

the success of a show where people eat while talking is a sign of calamitous cultural decline

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

imagining the playlist i'd have on if i were waiting in the artemis capsule on the launchpad. probably kick it off with this track, which had an absolute chokehold on L.A. festival DJs 2007-2011 www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKs3...

Very few things are more groan-worthy than someone with influence pretending a giant outcry is because everybody misunderstood them, instead of the simple truth that everybody understands exactly what they're selling but not wanting it.

This is called “strategic defeat.” You have ended up in a worse position than before you began, with your adversary, while battered, emerging in a stronger position than before.

Breaking News: Israel passed a law that allows for the hanging of Palestinians convicted of deadly attacks. Critics say it likely won't be applied to Jewish extremists convicted of similar crimes.

The Israeli official and convicted terrorist who just yesterday declared his support for a military unit that assaulted a CNN crew & killed a 78-year-old Palestinian-American is now today drinking champagne to celebrate a new law to execute Palestinians.

i love how the concept of 'baggage' works in this world, where saying some mediumly rude thing on a livestream sometime is treated as cause for permanent political exile, but actual concrete political support for the mass slaughter of civilians in gaza is fine. mandatory, even

i mean this is concentrated acid, insanely corrosive. we were already drowning in narcissistic individualism and greed and then these guys come and drown us in daily reminders that honesty and fair dealing are liabilities. restraint and civility are weakness. thanks a lot Peter Hegseth et al

Not a single prominent Republican will respond to the most basic gutter racism coming from the leader of their party.

trump hitting the "deploy ICE" button when he doesn't get what he wants has the same intellectual and emotional valence as a dog mashing a "give TREATS" button

everyone involved in the oil industry: this might be the apocalypse, the words that describe how boned we are dont actually exist wall street traders: im da king of da markets