Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes

🥰🥰🥰

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

bonny affirmations: - everybody love you - the dog is not scary - little piece of garbage is the coolest toy in the world - two hands on you at all times - nobody would ever make a website about how you suck dot com

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

i envy the confidence with which an IT specialist who is remote accessing my computer can just permanently delete files

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

happy birthday to edelgard von hresvelg. here she is at the dmv waiting in line to get her REAL ID

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

just fuck already

car drawing #1, hour 7

The wizard takes a nap.

elephant shrew is my favorite little guy. he’s kind of like lemon pig but real

hm. *sceneifies your hubert*

got that smoke that elects the pope

26.

The wizard checks the messages on his orb.

happy bappy to bonald b. baloney (the b. stands for bonald b. baloney), aka bonny aka nald. she is five and she sucks dot com bonnysucks.com

The wizard is walking to town. He sees a hawk and admires it.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

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Unless their demands are met

new york times article a year from now, probably

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

And1 more thing

Cassandra Peterson

Bring back proper games journalism.

This is high art

in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese

Jeffries Tube is a beautiful name for a girl

Would seeing a guinea pig in a bucket hat help

My new shampoo makes my hair so thick and lustrous I don't give a shit about anyone

Hubert's Perfectly Normal Day #029: Commend. stergeon.tumblr.com/post/7781809... #fe3h #hpnd

God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt

she's done it... congratulations to her majesty staplerfahrer edelgard

Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage

Sword and The Scoob: The RPG #ScoobyDoo

headache exchange program where you can give your headache to someone who wants to get out of plans

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

This "Conclave" Oscar campaign is getting out of control.

hi it’s me you’re all in danger

thats what they get for always trying to force me to update my drivers

Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time