a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. Imagine being 79 years old and thinking America needs fewer nurses.

Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.

Republicans are warming people up to the idea that retirement is for lazy people and social security is like welfare. So when they get rid of them, hopefully people won’t be angry. Except us working class folks have been paying into social security our whole life. It’s our damn money!

The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay. When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?

good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”

The charges against James Comey and Letitia James have been dismissed. Cheer up, Lindsey Halligan. After getting disbarred, you can always try tending bar.

BREAKING: Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) responds to Pentagon investigation: "I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies"

This is real 😂😂😂

I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles

Cool story, but Tim Burchett was not on Fox & Friends today. The show played a short clip of a previous Fox hit Burchett did and a confused Trump apparently thought it was live. (1/2)

He’s always thinking about new ways to improve the lives of average Americans.

Last week genuine patriots & military veterans remind our armed forces that they have an obligation to refuse to obey unlawful orders. This week Trump continues to ramp up threats to invade Venezuela without congressional approval. 🤔

How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies

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Rep Jasmine Crockett on MTG quitting: “I was like, you got to be kidding. You’re on the other side of the president for one week and you can’t take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes.” Greene fanned the flames of hate for years and can’t handle the monster she helped create.

tonight’s hate read - saying this man is “in science”? he’s in politics, and against science…

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled. He’s going to kill people for oil.

First of all, rude

I only shop at Sprouts when I have an out-of-town guest with me and I am trying to convince them that I have my life together.

replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan

Here's an example of a woman with no criminal background who was arrested & detained by #ICE at her immigration appointment to get her green card with her baby in her arms. Good use of taxpayer dollars? I think not!

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🚨 Only a pussy maces a man who is handcuffed. True story. Also, nobody who has EVER spent time at ANY shooting range holds a firearm like this fool. 1/2

American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.

FOX: during a Democratic administration, they thought people should be treated slightly better, your take? Trumpist: we fucking hate people

X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.

Taking care of elderly parents is like parenting a toddler with a driver's license and a checking account.

What I’d give to be able to suck my own peen. Or even nipples. I’m not picky. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

Many great legal scholars agree he should resign and go fuck himself

Just so you know In 20 years no one is going to be proud that their father was an ICE thug

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

We had seen @RepOgles disgusting use of 9/11 to attack Zohran — but we missed him calling Keith Olbermann a “Muslim sympathizer” Blatant, open racism. Imagine the reaction if a congressman called someone a “Jew sympathizer”? Or “Christian sympathizer”? Why is this tolerated?

So, let me get this straight... We can give ICE terrorists sign-on bonuses, but we can't give future educators and nurses LOANS to support their future careers? Make it make sense.

Jamal Khashoggi's widow, Hanan Elatr Khashoggi: "Try as much as you can to save democracy and freedom of the press and speech in America. Do not be a copy of a Middle East dictatorship. We look to you as a role model of Western civilization—please maintain it."

The dementia has gotten so bad that today, 47 seems to have mistaken this guy for a Bubba he once knew.

Go ‘head Mr, Wendal. youtu.be/qcnPfHS24Pg?...

THIS is the kind of advice my therapist should be telling me. Not all this crap about “healing my daddy issues” or whatever.

HINSON: As a mom, I think about watching a baby monitor. That's a very intimate moment with your baby and to think the Chinese could be spying on your morning routine BARTIROMO: Why are they spying on moms? HINSON: They just want to know what Americans are up to to undermine our way of life

Might fuck around and get a 100-year mortgage.

Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.

Unemployment rose to 4.4% and for Black women specifically it increased to 7.5%. But Trump keeps trying to claim we have the "hottest economy" anywhere in the world. Maybe it's hot because it's nosediving in a fireball.

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

The emperor’s AI has no clothes… Asked about his intellect, appearance and accomplishments, Grok consistently hailed Elon Musk as “strikingly handsome,” raved about his “genius-level intellect” and ranked him as the No. 1 human, ahead of Leonardo da Vinci. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Rep. Ashley Hinson on a bailout for farmers: "I'm pleased to hear that the administration acknowledges the struggles our farmers are facing and will be focused on this bridge. We need this bridge, these payments to go out to our folks so they can continue to operate."

So Your President Wants To Kill Everybody

www.yahoo.com/news/article... The kinda shit that impacts real ppl that's prob getting overlooked while idiots blow each other up & do AI posts.