Goodnight, skeeters.

As we honor U.S. Presidents today, we want to share this video to remind us all that the office of the presidency of the United States of America is bigger than any one person, and that civility and respect for each other are traditional in our history. #PresidentsDay2026 🇺🇸

I told you last night, NO!!

Three things to do in a bathroom: 1. PP 2. BM 3. OD

celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president

Health insurance company got a chatbot and I have to admit it does make the process faster

The underlying principle of the Trump presidency is that rules are merely instruments of power with no inherent legitimacy. If Clinton or Obama had done this the GOP would have howled for impeachment, and they'd have been right.

So the United States will only use empty warehouses to house people it wants to terrorize, not people it wants to shelter from the cold. We really are not a very good-natured country.

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I don't have time for this bullshit!

These have to be made-up numbers. 33K is more kids than the largest school district in MN

there should be an uber for people who will come and run you over

Happy Vanity 6 Day!

Happy Vasectomy Day!

Bluesky merch store: forever 38

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

let's stay together

Annual exam at the gynecologist is like getting an emissions test: gotta make sure she’s still street legal and not damaging the environment with noxious fumes.

At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference

Happy Valvoline Day!

Happy Vaseline Day! Show your sweetie you love them by smacking them right in the junk and saying MINE MINE MINE!!!

I’d prefer my country not be a place where a woman needs more paperwork to vote than a man needs to buy a gun.

Let's be clear. If the Constitution only applies to certain groups, you don't actually like the USA. You are a traitor. Stop flying that big ass flag like it has anything to do with you.

Raw Story: ICE finally identified a line they crossed that is a bridge too far. ICE Director Todd Lyons admitted that two agents lied that a Minneapolis shooting incident in January was carried out in self-defense and said they could face prosecution. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

If you gave someone $1 million every day since the birth of Jesus Christ, they'd have about $741 billion. But that's still less than Elon Musk, who's currently worth $841 billion, according to Forbes.

another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated

On February 14, 1912, President Taft signed the final documents transforming the #Arizona Territory into our Great State 48‼️ 🇺🇸🌵💪💕🇺🇸🌵💪💕🇺🇸🌵💪💕🇺🇸🌵💪💕🇺🇸🌵💪💕

Has anyone considered a couples' nickname for Kristi Noem and Cory Lewandowski? Maybe Whory?

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

Bondi is an absolute horror‼️

Kind of makes sense. I mean, we haven't had the outbreak of a new and deadly worldwide pandemic in almost five years.

Translation: I will steal this election, and my lawyers will find a thin excuse to justify it.

I just now saw this. It needs to be hanging in a museum. It’s a work of art!

Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

Did you see this today? Anti #ICE protesters carried a MASSIVE U.S. Constitution through the streets of Minneapolis. Not a flag. Not a slogan. The Constitution. Thousands marched, demanding accountability and asking whether federal enforcement is aligning with the rights written on those pages.

Because: 1. We are unrelenting. 2. We know the mission. 3. We will complete it. 4. We’re on the right side of history.

No, I haven’t been crying. This is just how I always look.

SEN. KAINE: “You said American whites are victims of a cultural genocide… are they represented in the senate? House? Presidency? CEO’s?” Trump’s white nationalist pick for a top state department spot Jeremy Carl skewered by @kaine.senate.gov

“What radicalized you?” Having compassion for others.

The “you must drink the koolaid 100% of the time and do nothing but love the koolaid and don’t you dare say anything bad about the koolaid” is probably how humanity ends

Fuck you!!

I dress for the job I HAVE. Like a hobo. Because I am underpaid.

The Epstein scandal isn't just about the disgusting sex trafficking of underage girls. It's also about the rich, powerful men who LIED to us to cover up their involvement.

Nestle Quik but it’s just cocaine.

The construction of the bulldozed section of the White House (The East Wing) has now come to a complete halt and it’s estimated to be finished in 3 years. The $400M that was allocated for this disastrous demolition is now “unaccounted for.” Another fraud scheme.

The enema of my enema is my friend.

Epstein-Barr, herpes, and shingles vaccines shelved should get people hounded out of society. That’s beyond anti-vaccine or anti-intellectualism. It’s reactionary know-nothingism. If there’s such a thing as technological solutionism, this is tech problematicizing.

Can’t make a house a housband.