Uhhh

If you say “in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well let's just say My peanits” your allonormativity is showing THE END

Steven Miller teams up with big mad, Turkophobic CHUD and disgraced police officer, Sabrina Carpenter, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

I usually try to explain it like this: picture JB Pritzker as Ed Balls. Now imagine they're Latvian. Doesn't look so much like the Erfurt latrine disaster was caused by uncles having their penises pinched by a crab now, does it?

Weird how when a Bad Faith lawn gnome DemSoc quote tweets your account you end up deluged with Swifties and anchormen in the notifications.

man, this is such a bad asymmetry. eventually Ds are going to get so black-pilled by the double-standard that they give up the standard entirely (cough maine cough). and frankly i'd understand the impulse. media is allowing this to happen - facilitating it, in fact.

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

How did Magyar win? A long running grassroots campaign in rural and small town Hungary; a refusal to be distracted by government propaganda; a focus on economic issues and corruption; a central promise to bring back democracy and the rule of law

Can someone out there please count up all the CPAC speakers who ranted about George Soros funding left wing causes? Be sure to take breaks and stretch every hour or two.

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

me with the time machine, to my 1996 self: the year is 2026. the Pope is the only world leader you respect. you believe unironically that the cultural mores and sexual behavior of San Francisco are destroying America. computers were a mistake

"it's totally feasible to have a 6,000-person span of control," said no one who ever had any meaningful role in an organization of that size.

anyone who doesn't understand the value of middle management has never actually been a manager. the problem with these VC bozos is that they didn't work their way up the ladder, they got someone to throw them a bunch of money to go straight to CEO and they have no clue how an organization works.

Tatiana Auguste takes Terrebonne for the Liberals, who sweep all three by‑elections and climb to 174 seats -- two above the 172 needed for a majority.

Terrebonne Unofficial Final Results: 🔴 LPC: 48.4% (+9.7) ⚜️ BQ: 46.8 (+8.1) 🔵 CPC: 3.3% (-14.9) 🟠 NDP: 0.5% (-2.1) 🟢 GPC: 0.4% (-0.7) 🟣 PPC: 0.2% (-0.5) (% Change With 2025 Election)

Breaking: ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Minnesota county investigates ICE arrest of Hmong American man as a potential case of kidnapping and false imprisonment.

There used to be a speed camera here.

Would honestly be hilarious if his war with the Pope ended him lmao

ME: I need to insert a footnote MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote

Incredible

Incoming Hungarian PM Péter Magyar calls for the UK to rejoin the European Union: "I remember when I was a diplomat in Brussels... We were able to influence decisions. At the time, the Brits were also part of the EU. Let's hope they will rejoin."

Donald Trump is looking for a conservative Catholic who's tough on crime? Say no more.

Feeling extremely justified in my "Religious institutions can and should be a powerful counterbalance to increasingly amoral government and corporate influence and behaviour" stance these days

wheeeeeew

The incoming health minister of the future Magyar government, upon learning of the election results last night (From Instagram)

i just need to know what else was on the tracklist that included “hunger games song techno remix”

Jesus is a literal prophet in Islam, practising muslims hold him in pretty high regard. It's when you ask people in the West who make Christianity their personality about Islam that the disrespect flows

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

Genuinely such a glaring sign of American decline that this man is still President right now

Sorry your Péter Magyar milkshake duck post has been declined at this time. We kindly invite you to be a dry shite somewhere else.

to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Trump could not be setting the stage for her more perfectly if he tried

Hello

A lot of these fucking slap actually

corruption ties together the "trump is stealing your eggs" stuff schumer is comfortable with and the "trump is a dictator" rhetoric we want dems to say. it is a natural point of compromise

based tbh

FINAL MASTERS GRADUATE PROJECT PAPER SUBMITTED. IT'S OVER. THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED.

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

BIG - Zelensky: I congratulate Peter Magyar and the TISZA party on their convincing victory. It’s important when a constructive approach wins. Ukraine has always strived for good-neighborly relations with everyone in Europe, and we are ready to develop cooperation with Hungary.

I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap. I can’t believe it 😭

Never, ever forget that fascists are losers and they can’t survive democratic elections because fascism sucks

Honestly it blows my mind how successful the massive-coalition-opposition was Everyone from mainline conservatives to the furthest-left part of of the political spectrum got behind Magyar and the Tisza banner Getting 94 of 106 constituencies right now solely bc of that unity

Hungary has chosen Europe. Europe has always chosen Hungary. A country reclaims its European path. The Union grows stronger.

The latest numbers from Hungary have the Péter Magyar-led opposition party Tisza winning 138 seats, well over the 2/3 threshold (133 seats) required for passing constitutional reforms. (Viktor Orbán and his party, Fidesz, with the allied KDNP, abused this power to remake Hungary since 2010.)

Good riddance bozo!!!

The end of Viktor Orbán’s autocratic regime is a victory not just for Hungary, but for people who value democracy around the world. Congratulations to Tisza, to incoming leader Péter Magyar, and to Hungarians everywhere.