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OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

youtube.com/shorts/unBLj... Now that’s how you protest the Bezos Met Gala

In the sense that the Industrial Revolution brought labor exploitation, starvation wages, and catastrophic environmental damage, sure.

Where's that clip of Richard Spencer getting socked in the jaw when you need it?

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

Der Die and Das duh

“And no monkey paw twists! Just the wishes please and thank you!”

In honor of the legend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xru...

Orson Welles: big fan of John Landis

It’s Orson Welles’ birthday Seen here in Rome, 1974

These remain one of the best niche jokes that I've ever made. Don't force people to play detective: put your church's affiliations front-and-center in its website.

My Uni professors came from Chicago's New Bauhaus and I worked on projects in collaboration with the Archiv in Berlin. One could say that Dessau is my true home in Germany. Dessauers are who made me, in all the literal and metaphorical ways. I am the designer I am today because of the Bauhaus 💜

Evergreen

This is amazing. Someone identify this man and give his name to the Mass Dems immediately.

“I hope this email finds you well.” Me: “Your email finds me in the field of battle”

Someone had to do it, and it was my turn:

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Please consult the official Bloomberg estimate of Scope 1+2+3 combined total GHG emissions for the 500 largest public companies in the US, which I have annotated for helpful context. Microsoft emits slightly more GHG than a toothpaste manufacturer (much more than NFLX), but far less than Pepsi.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Rewind TV has started showing 90s sitcom Haggard today, so on Wednesday 9th July you can see Paul Darrow as Mad Jack, in full Darrowing glory.

“I’m not going to be able to price-gouge foreigners for all they’re worth. Here’s why that’s sad for me”

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

New meme format just dropped, get ‘em while their hot

Thank you to the families for standing with us through all of this. The court has to end this useless delay so we can pay them. “It just seems like the courts are enabling an abuser to continue to abuse,” said Robbie Parker, who lost his 6-year old daughter Emilie Parker in the Sandy Hook shooting.

Absolute truth from Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich. We warned you. You did it anyway. At that one moment, all you had to do was check the right box for a thriving, peaceful and successful life. And now every decent American is under complete, life-threatening assault.

I AM SO GLAD I ASKED

Big Admiral Piett vibes from her fit.

HOLY SHIT

I just want to point out that the WHCD took place in a ballroom. Holding it in a different ballroom wouldn’t make it safer. The administration chose not to designate the WHCD as a “National Special Security Event.” That’s the difference.

At a museum, many years ago: Little girl; "Do you also live like this in your normal home?" Her mother;"Don't be silly, this lady has dressed up just for the museum today and pretends to be from the past." Me; "Well actually..." M& and my home at the time:

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

we all know I have no life, so:

. BREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu says Trump has made over $9 billion during his presidency Them: “bUt hE dOeSnT tAkE a SaLaRy” 🥴🤡 .

Fun fact: The Onion's acquisition of Infowars was an almost 2-year long process that cost a shit ton of money. Much more fun fact: You can show your appreciation by subscribing to the Onion for $9 a month AND get a print copy delivered right to your doorstep. membership.theonion.com

Tech support, please. I can't choose...

alex jones is live right now with what may very well be his final (or almost) broadcast on InfoWars and things are totally normal

What's that? It's 4/20? Great. Why don't y'all celebrate by coming over to help in my tomato garden. You can keep all the weeds you want. *wanders off, making grumpy old man noises*

You also should never take one over to make it into your own personal Doom or Minecraft server. Never ever.

There was an interesting Timothy Snyder interview I saw a snippet of in the last week — Snyder posits it’s even more deranged, that Trump is angry at God and is outraged the Pope defers to God and not him.

any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice