OMD you guys the comments in this thread! IYKYK 🤣

One thing no one ever tells you about getting older are the random aches and pains that seem to come out of nowhere. You're sitting there minding your own business and suddenly it feels like you're being stabbed in the leg with a damned knitting needle. And just as you're all "WTF??" it's gone. 🤷‍♀️

Pretty day in Exeter, NH, today ☀️💙

I'm not religious but if I were I'd be praying for Jesus to come back and open a galactic-sized can of whoop-ass on a lot of assholes who are long overdue for a righteous beating.

There just isn't enough wine in the world at the moment.

I just did my taxes and I'm going to just go quietly lie down in traffic.

Easter sunset 🧡

Now playing: The Best of Stanley Turrentine. Sweet and mellow as wildflower honey. 💙🎷🎶 youtu.be/Vm2LyrJReKw?...

Still rooting for the blood clot.

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ASMRabbit

Somewhat unsettling experience this morning with the For You feed where most of the posts being featured for me are about hell. 😬

Why did we all used to wave Poloroid pictures around as they developed like that was going to do anything? What tf were we on??

Me, this morning: I will avoid junk food and eat healthy from now on. Me, just now:

You're so right, Hare. 😞

Still rooting for the blood clot.

Why does everyone talk about the '90s as if they were 30 years ago?

This is now a Dame Edna stan account. We will not be taking any questions at this time, possums.

You need this right now 🐝❤️

Miss Ella kindles the coldest rainy night. Perfection. 💙☔ youtu.be/jaq9Gx9GT5E?...

I'm not usually one to kink shame but what's the deal with all the people here who slobber over big accounts that post nothing but those sketchy, unsourced text memes? Is this 1997?

And that's why I'm Jerrified:

No, I will not turn off my ad blocker, Mr. Annoying Pop-up.

People say we don't deserve dogs but maybe if we tried to everything wouldn't be so crappy.

Morning, all. A sweet, smooth one from Sonny Criss, who left us far too soon. 🎶💙 youtu.be/SelTY55r7ak?...

Not that I'm judging but it's probably time to take that dead brown Christmas wreath off your front door.

Good morning, America How are you? #NoKings ✊ youtu.be/qSeqrkRT1t0?...

Me at work today:

Who ever expected they would be happy to see TSA agents again?

Everything is awful and my furnace is about to die. Maybe I can sell a kidney.

Hey @sentimentbot.bsky.social what's up with my bad self?

"Rise like Lions after slumber In unvanquishable number, Shake your chains to earth like dew Which in sleep had fallen on you— Ye are many—they are few." - Shelley, The Masque of Anarchy, 1819

Slip into Saturday night with Sir Stanley. So fine. 😎🎶💙 youtu.be/pPfP66z16Tk?...

Perfect vibe for a lazy Saturday afternoon. 😎 youtu.be/lYzaPql5HgE?...

This is a first (for me, anyway): a two-headed tulip!🌷

Maga man: Big truck, big gun, big mouth, ᵗᵉᵉⁿᶦᵉ ᵖᵉᵉⁿᶦᵉ

Breaking news:

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

I don't know if anyone here watches Deadloch but OMG Season 2 so far is completely banana pants.

You made it to Friday. Congratulations. 🥂 youtu.be/tfHzkgVlLXA?...

Questions you never want to ask your dog: What did you eat? Why are you wet? What's in your mouth? What did you roll in? Why are you like this? Whyyyy?

Nice to know there's still a little happiness left in this world. 🥰🐘

Happy March 15th! This is an inset from Camuccini's The Ides of March, where the Roman senate finally decided they'd had enough of Julius Caesar's authoritarian bullshit. 😏

In retrospect, it probably wasn't a good idea to let white men be in charge of anything.

My husband just said the "women aren't funny" male myth is stupid because without a really good sense of humor how else could we deal with them and that's why he's my forever boo.

On the next episode of The Pitt... a giant swarm of killer bees descends on Pittsburgh and the ER team runs out of epinephrine while Dr. Robby continues to be a dick.

How English majors and Twin Peaks fans observe #PiDay:

Sure, the world is on fire, but can someone explain to me why anyone would want a bagless vacuum cleaner? I dont want to deal with dirt once let alone twice.

Up at stupid o'clock on a Saturday morning because my old-ass brain hates me.

If you say during a late winter warm stretch "it's good sap weather," New Englanders will know exactly what you mean. It's like our maple syrup secret code.