Me on my to the rapture

The craziest thing about Tylenol and autism is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

Subtly downgrade a band Depeche Mid

nobody drinks the zombie from the coco shell anymore and that’s sad

NSFW a band Bestiality Boys

Every time I try to watch a black man listen to a white man song for the first time, and review it, all I get is ED ads. Sad.

Good advice!

🎥🎤⌨️ @rubin_allergy - What is Chagas disease? Chagas disease is becoming hypo endemic in the United States.

from now on, I’m entering rooms like this

Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title. Literally Up on Cripple Creek

They Might Be The Giants

ruin a band by adding a the The The The

music.apple.com/us/album/war... This is my land

@jcsalterego.bsky.social Did you approve this?

The Shiny

Anyone with #Atmos , Mountain Jam from Eat A Peach #AllmanBrothers holy shit music.apple.com/us/album/eat...

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary When Gary Met Sally

Ferris Bueller’s Beat Off

Ruin a movie: Thelma and Louis

ruin a movie: Thelma and Louis

Skip the Telegram chat and go straight to the hotel business office copy machine.

slightly diminish a band: Cracking Pumpkins

Connecting the dots of the pedophile syndicate: from Jeffrey Epstein to Ghislaine Maxwell to Paulo Zampolli to Trump. 😳👇

On Wednesday, Trey Parker and Matt Stone – the creators of the satirical show South Park – announced they had struck a $1.5 billion, five-year streaming rights deal with Paramount Global. On Thursday, federal regulators announced they had voted to approve the deal valued at $8 billion.

Hey Mike Crapo. Go fuck yourself.

THIS JUST IN: Trump has been diagnosed with chronic penis insufficiency.

HEY MAGA, THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU. BUT YOU’RE SO FUCKING STUPID, YOU DON’T SEE YOUR HEAD WHICH HAS PASSED COMPLETELY THROUGH YOUR ASS, AND IS NOW STARING IN YOUR FACE.

This is Ghost. Hello Ghost.

Trump’s “Big Shitty Bill” is crashing the Rules Committee at 1AM — because what better time to gut Medicaid for 75M Americans than when the country’s asleep? It’s cowardly. It’s cruel. And it’s 1 minute from now. Americans Need Medicaid

They’re eating the dolls… they’re eating the tchotchkes.

JD Vance killed the Pope. Pass it on.

The Grateful Bread

Hey a thousand followers! That’s good right?

Finally, AGENT ORANGE says something I agree with re: tariffs: "Nobody but me would do this..." Stupid motherfucker.

Screen-grabbed from an account I follow but can’t remember who.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

Look at this motherfucker who can't wait to slash safety nets & give it to billionaires. What a fucking traitor. “I’d like to have done it yesterday, but really I just don’t find it helpful to set timelines,” said Senate Finance Chair Mike Crapo (R-ID), negotiating the tax portion of the package."

Hahaha fuck her.

The good news is that there *are* people meeting the moment. youtu.be/EJxRtjma7lc

Hey look! Idaho's School Voucher program is paying dividends already! 💩🖕🗑️Fucking christo-fascist grifters. www.idahoednews.org/school-choic...

Garbage truck. Garbage human.