Pam, darling, you missed a spot.

i genuinely didn't expect that they'd turn the white house into temu versailles as act of memory care for the ailing president

Sometimes the algorithm works. I needed this. www.instagram.com/reel/DSNfOxw...

A WORD (two words) FOR MY HATERS. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

yeah i love push ups- push up these chips into my mouth

when your boss only takes a break from posting on linkedin all day to drop by your open concept desk (can we touch ITEM for a second? my fave)

He and Vance are in an “I’m not mad” contest.

why am I crying laughing

Donald Trump interrupted national tv today to promise a million people (with guns!) two billion dollars he doesn’t have on a timeline he cannot meet to buy Christmas gifts he has personally fought to make less affordable

this is the headline

Sniffles von Sundown the Angry Clown is up way past his bedtime

Marco Rubio is the first real boy to turn into a wooden puppet.

yesterday's #OOTD

greg bovino is doing tough guy drag when he's really just a little bitch

Christopher Anderson, the Vanity Fair photographer, approached this White House the way Diane Arbus approached a freak show, which, you know, fair.

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

This isn't the first time she's done it, but I just can't get over Susie Wiles making a talking point of how she can run Trump because she's had to mollify an alcoholic father. There is so much going on there very much including dramatic irony at a level you rarely see outside of Greek tragedy.

There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult

After four years of Democrat Party chaos, America is finally under the resolute leadership of President Donald J. Trump, who reminds me of my alcoholic father. by Susie Wiles

On a business trip when people ask how is your hotel or trip over, always say it is fine/went well. They don't really want to hear about the guy who needs to clip his toenails who took off his socks on the flight over, or about the leaky toilet. You're here, it's fine, glad to be here!

there’s so much love in this thread. go scroll for a few minutes if you’re having a rough day

20 yes I am become boomer

RIP rob reiner ❤️

Speaking ill of the dead is controversial, particularly when it was a violent death. It’s edgy; it’s sensitive; best avoided in most cases, etc. Baselessly making another person’s murder *about yourself,* and then approving of it, is a different thing. That is delusional, narcissistic, sociopathic.

"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake." Irish proverb

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Also, I choose to see this as a tribute to Rob Reiner. He sure had the right enemies. In the whole shitty tragic fucking awfulness of it all, what a human, what a lived life.

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

How much does a Banorah cost, ten dollars?

If that banana doesn't rot for 8 days I may need to rethink some things

I will become a dentist if I get to hang out with Flav and GNR. If you are ALREADY a dentist, this seems like a no brainer and you should do it

Ahmed Al Ahmed, is 43, a father of 2 and owner of a fruit shop in Sutherland, Australia. Yesterday, he disarmed a terrorist targeting a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach where 12 humans were killed. Ahmed was unarmed. He was shot twice and is expected to make a full recovery. Hero. 💔

Any dentists in Kenosha, WI wanna help out a young autistic girl,?? This child needs 5 root canals due to her autism medicine. Imma trade you a pair of tickets to our show in Chicago with GNR and a meeting next July www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...

Gravy lakes imply the existence of mashed potato shorelines

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

I guess we are just going to count on the Mayor of New York saying the right words in tragedy now because nobody expects compassion or decency coming from the White House anymore.

these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core

As the west coast regional vice president of Antifa, here are a few benefactors we’re thanking this Christmas and holiday season

new sleep paralysis demon just dropped. this will be appearing in the corner of your room tonight

weiss is trying to playact the role of a reporter, erika van... er... erika kirk is trying to playact the role of a grieving widow, and they're both fucking terrible at it

The Justice Department must release Jeffrey Epstein files by December 19, 2025. Do not stop talking about the Jeffrey Epstein files.

mister president, sir, this is every republican political advisor in america and i recommend you keep posting this shit

Crazyeyes Grampa hiding his right hand like it's an Epstein file

I'm underplaying this a bit: I'm moving my whole ecosystem to Patreon and essentially quitting the newsletter business (even after having my last one go a bit viral). I resisted newsletters, then felt trapped into trying it, then felt the fatigue of trying to fit into the system. So, fuck that!

Accurate self-description

WHY NOT 5000%

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