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"no more superficial individual expression"

If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?

republicans control the white house and both chambers of congress and the president is telling the country that the republican party is ready and willing to starve us out

OpSec says you don’t gather all your generals together in one place but Triple Sec tells Pete Hegseth to ignore OpSec.

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

Hegseth was just working new material for his set at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Barbara Gomes Marques is documentary filmmaker who risks imminent deportation to Brazil. Loud voices in the film community could be especially helpful right now.

Christ he put the Patton flag behind him.

i will admit that it is very funny to imagine generals (and their egos) reading an email telling them they’re being summoned to washington by a fucking guardsman for a lecture on the wArRiOr MiNdSeT

this sounds like cocaine, tbh

Dude is hanging on by threads mentally and physically. Without his right arm he would face plant right on the floor.

Stenographer Session

<jazz hands> The Christians!

Congrats to our Sect of Defense for being the first one to create a meme video that will persist for years

Generals, the reason I called you here OOF

Let's impress those Dummycraps with all the "24k" Krylon painted stickon styrofoam "gold" furnishings we got from Temu

The cult of swaggering thuggery. A collection of insecure weaklings.

Carve out for Eastern European Girls Gone Wild

100% tariffs on movies, sure, why not, how about 1000% tariffs on clouds, what about 500% tariffs on cartoons

it’s super cool and not at all stressful to live in a country whose entire federal government is now directed by an elderly man’s dementia and the schemes of his inner circle

He would be a better President

Mr. Beast: People are never happy. They think I'm reckless. They think <takes a swig of rubbing alcohol and holds a lighter in front of his face and sprays a fireball into the face of his assistant> I don't care but I do care

Time to watch your ultraviolence Mr President.

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

Why Trump & Kegs Ordered Military Officers in VA 9.30? How Will it Go? Where Will We Be in 2027? youtu.be/DcbTytJkabM

There Will Come Soft Rains - ass future.

Trump horning in on Hegseth’s big Colonel Jessup speech reminds me of when he put Mike Pence in charge of something he didn’t care about, saw he was getting TV time and bum rushed those Covid briefings for the duration.

As far as un addresses go, how would this rank? absolute banger but i imagine its also in good company, just unfamiliar with that bit of history

Your analysis and reporting of how modern media systems fail us is why I write the way I write today. "Breaking the News" taught me that you've can't cover politics without covering the institutions that shape our conversation. Your comment means a lot. Wish it was some other day.

Trump is trying to cause political violence and domestic unrest, because he wants an excuse to massacre Democrats and liberals who have rightfully accused him of being a tyrant, a criminal, a liar, and a deviant

Fleeing immoderately from suspicion of involvement, Musk crosses over to implying he knew enough of what was up on that island to “REFUSE” but told no one and did nothing to protect the victims.

Lots of people are quoting his last post; it hits because I have lived inside it, too. Only in the past few months have I felt able to write about more that my struggle to feel more than aching dread. Just as the world is getting more grim, hope has kindled. I wish I could share it with him.

Maybe my fave web.archive.org/web/20160611...

I think the urgency of releasing the Epstein files is before he nukes something.

Someone tell Donald that Amelia Earhart is spelled E-P-S-T-E-I-N

It is probably a good thing that they can all make eye contact with each other as they lose confidence in him.

Calling 800 generals from around the world to ask them to tell me that I’m a very strong boy, a big boy

HAHAHAHA

A new Knives Out where the universally loathed “Secretary of War” gathers every high ranking officer in one room and they’re all suspects in his mysterious demise would be fun.

Don't take any medical advice, regarding Tylenol, vaccines – or anything else, from a president who has an ongoing, decades-long, severe drug addiction to Adderall and cocaine. Ask Trump to remove his prosthesis and show you the permanent hole he has in his hard palate (2º to ischemic necrosis).

Kohl's gray dad jeans. Reading glasses. What a schmoe.

Oh yeah Epstein and Bannon used to be tight until Epstein threw Bannon off the island because Bannon ignored the dress code and kept dissolving hobos in acid in the hot tub in the Amy Fisher Lounge.

CAP'N CRUNCH TO SERVE AS THE POTATO SALAD OF AMERICA

This is what unity looks like.

What I don’t get is probably Comey and definitely his daughter know a lot more about Epstein than the public and Trump is trying to make them mad?

OMFG