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finally, some tauntauns on tv

looking forward to the day that McFarlane learns that the Dallas Stars exist

2026 is...

yep already there

when the two-way petting zoo finally opens

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck.

so true, Robocop

anyone done this yet

can't believe we got Donut Max Rebo before Black Series Max Rebo

they were so much better that way. thank you, kind stranger

when "Owner of a Lonely Heart" comes on the radio

Dnen zAm o

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

(almost)

some helpful reminders: -not all jews support israel -criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic -being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas -arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment -violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad

Fire Nico Hire Mikko

Praise be to Thomas Harley, slayer of Devils, preventer of OT and defender of bedtime, the first of his name

"No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going!"

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he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.

Sebastian Walcott's first Spring Bigfoot Training homer 🤝 hell no we ain't got video of that

MONY MONY

Godspeed, Jose 🫡

Jack Kirby, forty-nine years ago:

Josh H. Smith:

I will miss you, Heandog

Sic semper tyrannis

I'm so bummed that the line was run/priced so poorly and these won't be produced, not that they would have made any Rangers...

SUPER MIKAEL 64

Not taking any credit for this, but earlier I called the office of my congressman (who I detest) and had a fun conversation with a staffer who agreed that shit *not* blowing up was a nonpartisan issue

The "what do we need IT for? we never have problems" approach to nuclear safety

important announcement

Pouring one out for the folks that are too far in to mindwipe the Mavs' very existence

Certified boomer ass take

Hell of a year for disembodied eyebrows, tongues, and mustaches

Can't wait for the Will Smith Olive Garden commercial