Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

the thing dem pols need to internalize is this guy and his entire family will vote republican for the rest of their lives, regardless of the republican party literally ending their livelihood

“Totally exonerated”…..riiiiight. 👀 #ReleaseTheFiles

We go way back

imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons

WATCH: @adammockler.com runs circles around warmongering muppets claiming “the world is safer” because of Trump’s war

Fortunately some of us are….

kat's a longtime mutual but that's a decent chunk of change. she stinks! booo. put the check in the mail

WATCH — “Per the Heritage Foundation’s own data, out of 2 billion votes cast since 1982… just 10 (!!) involved undocumented immigrants.” Republicans are dismantling voting rights over a fake problem. The “SAVE” Act will only save Trump.

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.

Alex Pretti died as he lived — protecting his neighbors. Not hiding behind a mask. Not shooting a man in the back. Not lying to cover it up. In a country run by cowards, be like Alex Pretti.

@democrats.senate.gov LOL NO POSTS FOR 18 DAYS?!!!

Anyone who doesn’t know about NSPM-7 don’t feel bad. Our mainstream news decided to basically not report it.

The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.

@governor.ca.gov Suck shit fuckwit.

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Suck shit fuckwit.

so the "leftist" position here is that if the ICE thug tries to intimidate you, you walk away with your head down like charlie brown? is that it?

Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.

🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies.

“That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Does this look like a “domestic terrorist”? @KristiNoem needs to resign. @JDVance owes her son an apology. Shame on everyone.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

90% TAX ON BILLION+ EARNINGS

WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."

Measles is the one that would sometimes break out on ships and kill or blind the whole crew

USA Today, I feel like you might be burying the lede on this one?

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social now you gotta do a podcast with nick fuentes

BOOOO YOU FUCKIN SHITEATERS

many are saying it's the least drooping right side of a face ever. I'm not saying it, they're saying it, even the fake news says it to me. sir, at least just droop a little, we're all drooping over here. but I can't do it. I can't do it. I just don't have a drooping, melting right side of my face

my dog won't stop FRACKING he spends all of his free time FRACKING

RFK Jr. Cancels All Phoenix Down Development hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

The Nazis LOST. They were LOSERS.

lmao

Works for me! 👍

'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...

an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks