Tums, my lady Tums, Tums, my lady Ate something too spicy Now my stomach's crazy

Bless her little heart.

This whole thing of the entire global economy now being based solely on gullible fascists selling each other magic beans would be much funnier if the global economy wasn't how I feed, clothe, and house myself.

JESUS FUCKING TAPDANCING CHRIST NO

The entire idea of an NDA to prevent the world from learning you've done terrible things is in and of itself an ethical hellhole, but trying to punish an abuse victim over it like this is beyond loathsome. I just cannot with this dude. This fucking fuck. Christ.

There is a post on Tumblr of a man and his dog, dancing in a sprinkler. They have both passed on. The man's widow paid to have that post promoted so strangers would see that moment of joy. And Tumblr, as Tumblr does, has just gone "oh yes, Martin and Bosko, here you go boys, go around again."

I often think about the Calvin and Hobbes strip where Hobbes says he’d spend his wish for anything on a sandwich.

Have you seen the termite version of THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY? It stars Clint Eatswood.

Go ahead and celebrate your sobriety with a martini—you’ve earned it! Cracking open a cold one isn’t addiction or even alcoholism—it’s controlled drinking.

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

Morning 😂.

Here’s just one of numerous anecdotes of how whether they’re ramping the fuck up, or in a period of brief public relations manicuring during a hugely important election year, the majority of the horrors aren’t live-streamed, they’re taking place where u won’t ever see them bsky.app/profile/swin...

…committing their time and energy to Trump’s ethnic cleansing program. Stephen Miller is still there. Don’t be fooled

The Trump White House freaked out so much at the political disaster they created for themselves with Minnesota and other viral images of their roving, trigger happy crackdowns that they were forced to make their secret police force more secretive, but they’re still committing lawless abuses and…

Somewhat unexpected news from South Carolina: Enough Republican senators *opposed* a vote to add redistricting to the ongoing legislative session, so the measure was DEFEATED. This prevents the GOP from taking up a new congressional map and eliminate the majority-Black district held by Clyburn.

Working with THE Katherine “K. A.” Applegate is everything I wanted when was thirteen and trying to get Animorphs fans to join my Everworld fan page on Yahoo Groups. Working with her on Wombat Waiting is a childhood dream come true! people.com/mara-wilson-...

It occurs to me in all the strange raging about 'historical accuracy' and 'Christopher Nolan' and 'is Helen hot enough that I personally, here in my pyjama pants, would start a war over her' many people in the world do not in fact have a proper understanding of how truly unhinged Greek Myth is.

a neighborhood dad apparently told his poor kid, who told my kid, that "nonbinary is fake." not sure id be throwing that word around, if i was a fucking chiropractor 🤷‍♀️

The Purcell Principle means it always too late for courts to fix something racist and never too late for states to do something racist

The Republican legislators who voted for this have done a filthy, racist, cheating thing. Never forget.

Reminder to draw your oc in fun fairy core outfits sometimes #bg3tav #náð

Roe V. Wade

It is wrong and criminal for government agents to kidnap someone, send them to die in a concentration camp, and disappear them, regardless of immigration status. But it's still worth noting she has a green card. The government doesn't even pretend this is about deporting undocumented people.

oh yeah I'm so right here's Cave in 1990 doing "Hey Joe" (fucking brilliant all by itself, oh my GOD) and that is ABSOLUTELY the origin of how he does Jubilee Street live (the suspended notes in the sax, guh) www.youtube.com/watch?v=D33u...

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

I'll just note that critical race theory predicts quite a lot about the current racial retrenchment and for being *correct* it was pilloried in the press and by some academics.

Yet more Batman and Harley Quinn, just cuz.

The extremely rare catcopus.

Happy Tlyn Thursday

Saw someone “proving” they’re Gen X by name-checking some old cooking show on Food Network. Excuse me, but there was no Food Network. We were watching Yan Can Cook and Graham Kerr getting shitfaced on cooking sherry on PBS.

"we go live now to Richard Dawkins, for his thoughts on AI."

I've always been manifesting messy hair t'lyn ong

Ted Turner was briefly so destructive to film preservation that the GOVERNMENT created the National Film Registry to keep some films safe, then Turner was like “fine! You like preservation so much, here’s a channel that just shows movies unaltered for 24 hours!!!” and it was the best channel ever.

Try, try again

War never changes

RIP Tony Stella Social media has many faults but I loved that I could regularly see work by brilliant artists like Tony regularly light up my feed. Here’s my favourite poster of his & it’s one of my favourite movies.

Is there a phrase more serious than "former gifted kid"? Undiagnosed neurodivergent kid with some academic and cognitive abilities who probably also had lots of unrecognized challenges and unmet needs and who was treated like a tiny adult? Clever Hans Syndrome?

My dumpling recipe:

I made smoked chicken and dumpling stew for dinner. #kai #food 🍽️🍜

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Harris made these points in the most boring way ever and they were not major initiatives for the administration she was a part of. She did the usual Democratic Party thing of wonking on these issues but that is not marketing.

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

Maxxin'