@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I haven't been on Bluesky in a while, so I stalked your page. You're welcome.

the dicklaration of indepenis

Someone tell @fatpeppy3.bsky.social that I love him.

g'nite . . <lays down on comfy pillow under guillotine, pulls cord>

WD-40 but it’s my bra size

My mother’s people were Hoosiers.

My Christmas newsletter to family is what I ate for lunch and which episode of Murder She Wrote was on each day.

@barbisblue.bsky.social @bibicheret.bsky.social @beesknees.bsky.social

Hello FBI @beesknees.bsky.social is making me be a responsible adult please lock her up

Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.

Groak [grohk] (v.) -Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food. (n.) -A wistful look on any article greatly desired. Used in a sentence: “The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”

I'm still here. I just don't have anything worth saying.

@barbisblue.bsky.social @bibicheret.bsky.social @beesknees.bsky.social

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I'm so proud of you. It's been a long day and you're handling it like a pro.

hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?

Milton and Mabel

Life is never perfect. Why do we expect it will be?

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I'm sorry for my poor communication skills.

The struggle is real. 😂 #LetsGoBlueJays ❤️🙏🏽⚾️

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social is my best friend and I hope he feels better soon. Y'all send him healing vibes and prayers.

LETS GO BLUE JAYS! www.cbc.ca/arts/toronto...

Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator I know this now

You don’t grow by winning. You grow by surviving the shitty parts.

He's my best friend. He's working so hard to overcome so much.

I was today years old when I posted this

Check out my bio for one of my favorite nostalgic cartoon moments. The way it makes me laugh and roll my eyes. 😂🙄

love da jays let’s go jays

@bibicheret.bsky.social @beesknees.bsky.social @realelsie1.bsky.social

I don't have much but I have great kids

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Alien: take me to your leader Me: ooo yeah, idk. he’s not too big on aliens. tbh, now’s probably not the best time for you guys

Done that!

Nice titmouse. Tufted?

Dateline . . . Detective: He was shot from behind. Reporter: Diabolical? Detective: Despicable!

I'm so freaking childish, but when you see them both at the same time, you screenshot it.

Really? I thought we were meeting here:

55378008 seems better than 58008 with weather.

💯 Daria is EVERYTHING.

When they called him Bobby Brainworm on @jimmykimmel.com, I about fell out of my chair. 💀🧠🪱

It's been a while since anyone shouted penis, hasn't it‽

pfft this rapture could’ve been an email

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Willy Warmer www.findagrave.com/memorial/250...

How to survive a polar bear attack You don't Follow for more tips

Or is it bc they're looking up Trump instead of getting it on? 😭 He lives rent-free in people's heads 24/7. Like, have a time of day where you look up politics and world news, but your bed is the place for rest and sex. Put down the news and get busy.

Did I ever share my story about this? It's funny but embarrassing when you realize it took me 30 yrs to catch on. 😂😭

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?