How come @fatpeppy3.bsky.social can answer the therapist's questions, but I sit there without a thought in my head like 77% of my brain is missing? How is one to know how to answer these things? I can't think of an answer to a question I just heard for the first time. I'm not good at therapy.

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social has my 💖

Being a girl dad means getting your nails painted pink and liking it

Number one thing I've noticed people who are moving to the beach want on these shows? A pool. 🤷🏼‍♀️

You guys, I did it. I typed something here. 🎉

Hey so I learned from history, can I please be excused from repeating it?

I'm still here. Not that anyone cares.

Stressing over one mistake is ridiculous . . . you will probably make many more, wait and stress over all of them together.

Thoroughly Mabel South Africa, Gauteng, Johannesburg, Cemetery Records, 1840-2019

So, have checks and balances gone out the window?

the ChatGPT's been inside you all along, babe

Once I lose weight, it’s over for you britches.

🤣

The great sex-ed philosopher.

A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026 🧵

Saying testicles like Hercules from now on.

I’m still writing anno domini 1620 on all my checks

Anyone else sitting and pretending they don't have shit to do?

blood is thicker than water unless you are taking a large dose of aspirin daily

blustering my way into this new year with a hitch in my giddy-up and a chip on my shoulder

If you guys loved my page as much as I do I'd be popular too

New year's resolutions Be drunk more Skip more work Prank call the cops Sing nickelback to strangers Dm a butthole pictures to followers

Huge penis and clear buttholes can't lose

We were doing a huge family pic on Christmas Eve. All the tall men in the back, children up front, etc. I thought @fatpeppy3.bsky.social was in the back. It turns out, he was in the bathroom. He wasn't the only missing person, though. My nephew was m.i.a., too. We got them in on the pics eventually.

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I haven't been on Bluesky in a while, so I stalked your page. You're welcome.

the dicklaration of indepenis

Someone tell @fatpeppy3.bsky.social that I love him.

WD-40 but it’s my bra size

My mother’s people were Hoosiers.

My Christmas newsletter to family is what I ate for lunch and which episode of Murder She Wrote was on each day.

@barbisblue.bsky.social @bibicheret.bsky.social @beesknees.bsky.social

Hello FBI @beesknees.bsky.social is making me be a responsible adult please lock her up

Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.

Groak [grohk] (v.) -Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food. (n.) -A wistful look on any article greatly desired. Used in a sentence: “The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”

I'm still here. I just don't have anything worth saying.

@barbisblue.bsky.social @bibicheret.bsky.social @beesknees.bsky.social

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I'm so proud of you. It's been a long day and you're handling it like a pro.

hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?

Milton and Mabel

Life is never perfect. Why do we expect it will be?

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I'm sorry for my poor communication skills.

The struggle is real. 😂 #LetsGoBlueJays ❤️🙏🏽⚾️

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social is my best friend and I hope he feels better soon. Y'all send him healing vibes and prayers.

LETS GO BLUE JAYS! www.cbc.ca/arts/toronto...

Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator I know this now

You don’t grow by winning. You grow by surviving the shitty parts.

He's my best friend. He's working so hard to overcome so much.