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"If you call me an incompetent drunken cross-eyed psycho, I'll sue you for defamation." - Kash Patel, incompetent drunken cross-eyed psycho

According to the Jerusalem Post and Times of Israel, the IDF is investigating this image of an IDF soldier smashing a Jesus statue in Southern Lebanon. www.jpost.com/middle-east/...

Ok, for all those who have the landscaping responsibilities, here is the plan! #jokesters 🤣🤣🤣 Satire creator is Gary McCoy.

You lookin' at me???

🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice is demanding that Wayne County, Michigan turn over its ballots from the 2024 election to investigate voter fraud claims. Michigan’s attorney general and secretary of state have responded saying that’s not going to happen. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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ICYMI: An ICE agent charged with 2 felonies for pulling his gun during a Minneapolis road rage incident

Seventeen people showed up at this CPAC-affiliated event hosted by Scott Presler. Nine of them left when they found out it wasn’t Sarah Huckabeast.

NO!! 🤣

One of my favs... 😂😂

A Better Tomorrow for her – and for all of our kids. Thank you, @michigandems.bsky.social!

“I deed not know Epstein…”

Trump’s amazing peace deal is going well. A peace deal the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Best peace deal ever. Nobody thought it was possible.

The Strait of Hormuz.

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Looking over one's glasses is universally interpreted as patronizing, arrogant, and condescending. The highly idiosyncratic and peculiar design + positioning of his glasses is a blatant affectation. This is a red flag for people who are trying to fill gaping holes in their self-image. #bodylanguage

All you Panicans saying the Iranians closed the Strait of Hormuz, didn’t even bother to check its hours of operation.

Heads-up. Although, it was an instant blockity fucking block for me, because the dude is on all the right-wing platforms. I double-checked his twit-twat account with over 100k followers & this is your Sunday racist, misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic magat alert. 👇

Had a great time at the Falls Church farmers market yesterday meeting voters and talking about what’s at stake. Trump and MAGA Republicans are working to rig the system. This is how Virginians push back. Vote YES on the redistricting referendum. TUESDAY is Election Day.

Yikes — seems like being a mask-off bigot isn’t paying off for Pinocchiogles. 😕 💰 tennesseelookout.com/2026/04/17/u...

Iran believes (probably accurately) that the US is using negotiation as deception and planning for another round of attacks

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Jose Cuervo is now in the custody of the FBI. His long reign of terror is finally over.

Stop on by and subscribe... I know both Corrina and Bon who will always support me are reposting this... With their big following, many should be willing to subscribe for free... Thank you if you do! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI1A...

The only terror during Biden’s term was by Republicans.

Aww, you definitely need volume for this one. I want chicken friends too!🥰

As a former federal law enforcement officer, licensed attorney, and one time traffic judge, I understand that I will be picked up by ICE based solely on the color of my skin. I carry my U. S. birth certificate, retired law enforcement credentials, Global Entry card, and state bar card everywhere.

Ranchers feel the effects as cattle prices climb by 20% over the past year It’s been a year since we could realistically buy our (formerly) monthly ribeye steaks 😢

My Cat tried to bring this inside, over my foot! Uhh no, Kitty Cat, no snakes in the House I tried to save it, but don’t know if it wasn’t too late

Two of the attackers were identified as Jim Beam and Jack Daniels 😆

Yep.

Republicans: “We don’t want socialised health care like they have in Europe!” Republicans: “We don’t want free college like they have in Europe!” Republicans: “We need more arches like they have in Europe!”

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

🧪Ivermectin is no match for mRNA based technology.

Um, I got $130 🫣🤫🤭 What did you get? 🤔

Who else noticed that he didn’t answer the question? 🥃

Happy Friday! Do you have a song stuck in your head today? For me it’s “Good News” by Shaboozey. youtu.be/WBDpb7SwSgU?...

This is a batshit crazy post. We’ve also gone from: - Vance is going - no he’s not - yes he is In a period of 3 hours. Incoherent psychobabble.

I've tried to like people. I really have, but then they start talking and breathing and stuff, and I don't like that.

Egg fried rice

Why does Trump celebrate Charlie Kirk's widow Erika but completely ignores Helen, the wife of Corey Comperatore, the fire chief who took that bullet that was allegedly meant for Trump?

Suddenly Vance is unable to attend this time. “Security reasons.”

NEW: Justice Dept demands Wayne County, Michigan turn over all ballots, ballot receipts & envelopes from 2024 election "This request is as absurd as it is baseless,” said Michigan Atty General Dana Nessel State says letter cites allegations that are “incorrect and not credible"

It seems like a Prime Minister who continues to get his corruption trial delayed for years because his government is engaged in wars has a personal incentive to keep wars going as long as possible.

Name a song with the word "They" in the title or lyrics...🎶

1/The Justice Department has moved to drop the last remaining January 6 insurrection criminal matters: the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys seditious conspiracy cases. Trump commuted their sentences when he returned to office, which got them out of prison, but it didn’t erase their convictions.

I'm glad I know sign language; it's pretty handy.