As you already well know by now, it's all lies. Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie. All of it. Every time.

Baturday

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Time management, Allen. Time management. 😬

If you’re going to dance like nobody’s watching — maybe don’t video it either.

And I thought her singing was bad. That chair is there for a reason ….

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Fuck, fuckity, fucking, fuck. #BillsMafia

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My earliest memory (around 4) was flipping my toy box over and drawing a stove with crayons on the bottom. I used to build restaurants out of legos. Cooking is a puzzle in four dimensions that to be successful needs to include all the senses. Continued

We already have complete access to Greenland, including unfettered freedom of navigation into the Arctic. We have a military base. We have early warning radar systems in place that will integrate with the “dome.” And we have allies to help defend it. We don’t need Greenland.

Peter Navarro: "I was tempted to put something up on X and Gettr to the effect of, was Carney looking for a discount on fentanyl while he was over? I don't know what their strategy is. If Canada thinks they can use China as a bargaining chip, that doesn't end well."

A coward then, and a coward today.

Stop gaslighting us — they’re taxes Americans are paying.

Scanning faces. Building databases. Fascism is here. 🇺🇸 And all the “tyranny” “don’t tread on me folks” are silent. Turns out they meant “tread on them” 🤷🏼

Feels sort of ironic to me that, while Trump and Hegseth are walking around pounding their chests about what a superpower the US is, Trump's busy whining about how ICE is being terrorized by Wine Moms.

I’m finding myself torn between a “Try to find the humour in it all” and a “This looks like a good place to start digging my bomb shelter” mindset so I might try writing some satire while on my breaks from mixing cement.

Mission Accomplished

DON'T BE BAMBOOZLED!! THE ASSCLOWN THREW THE IRANIAN PROTESTERS UNDER THE BUS. HIS SOLUTION IS TO PUT ADDITIONAL SANCTIONS ON THE GOVERNMENT. WHAT'S NEW?? I'M GOING WITH NOTHING. HE RATTLED HIS SABOR, THEN RETREATED. T.A.C.O. THE ASSCLOWN CHICKENED OUT!!

Happy Saturday from a snowy Woof Crew Headquarters. We are having a bit of a snow event this morning. I hope your day is stupendously stellar! Cheers!

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BREAKING: Trump declares himself winner of all the 2028 Summer Olympic Gold medals.

This is the dumbest shit he’s done yet, and that’s saying something.

Just got off the phone with White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. Trump will accept my gift of all my Brownie and Girl Scout awards in an Oval Office event before the Press. However, he is sad that the pins aren't 24k gold, and suggested I remedy that with a trip to a jeweler before the event.

Who are the 'Elite Pedophiles' that the #GOP is protecting? #EpsteinFiles Howard Lutnick calls Epstein "the greatest blackmailer ever" www.salon.com/2025/10/05/t... Also👇 "Video Cameras every where." Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir exposes abuse by powerful men www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

Thinking of our friend #TG22110 today. Missing him, dearly. 🫶🏽🦋 #TGBrewCrew

Folks are about to learn a lot about the Eighth Circuit (the federal appeals court the jurisdiction of which includes Minnesota). It has 11 active judges; 10 appointed by Republican presidents (including four by Trump). And the one senior judge still hearing cases is also a Republican appointee.

Long Live The Resistance! Stand Against Fascism #Project2025 Is A Nazi Coup open.substack.com/pub/malcolmn...

Best one I've seen yet...

I’m sobbing. But WHAT TIME IS IT ???

If only they put as much effort into defending the Constitution as they do protecting sexual predators.

Took cheeky chops up the exercise field for a game of pup rugby and a run with his horse friends today. #nodoomthanks

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

Man what the hell these are high schoolers

32 children have died 💔

Thank you Denmark 🙏🏽❤️

I mean, c'mon

Wow this was an unexpected but amazing surprise this morning to see! Thank you my dear friend for being such an incredible source of support and love and inspiration. ♥️

I don’t post on YouTube except for things that post automatically there from Substack, so I don’t really get it, but my friend @katiephang.bsky.social is a genius at it, delivering the news we all need. She just hit 500K followers there & I’m so proud of her.

Senators rush to Denmark as a delusional Trump tries to play "Risk" with Greenland! 🎲 Bipartisan leaders are stepping in before he destroys NATO. Is he out of his mind?! 😨 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/members-of...

I’m done with politicians and pundits on cable news telling us some version of, ICE would be fine if they just followed the rules and procedures. THEY’RE FOLLOWING ORDERS‼️ I just dropped a piece on why “defund ICE” misses the point. Hear me out… open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...

A massive "Hands off Greenland" protest is happening right now in Copenhagen to demonstrate against Trump's threats. "The aim is to send a clear and unified message of respect for Greenland's democracy," organisers said. “Respect for Greenland, respect for Greenlanders, respect for Denmark.”

ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch" ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all

Neither option is good for Hollywood professionals. The decision-makers care about feeding Wall Street, not creatives or fans of Cinema. Films used to be magic. Shows were captivating. No one's paying attention anymore. Maybe no one gets WB. We give it a proper burial variety.com/2026/film/gl...