What will this congress do if Trump launches nuclear weapons at Iran?

The White House Correspondents Association is planning to "honor" Trump at its dinner three weeks from now. No way. It was egregious before. Now it's obscene.

This is not okay. He is not okay. Why is Trump still president when it is crystal clear that he is unfit in every way?

“Why YES! Thank you Home Depot for reminding me about the tube of caulk I was looking at on your website! I did forget to buy it!” - said no one ever.

Colbert can really rip it up on the recorder!

If you are driving and you suddenly find yourself in a ditch you have crashed. God did not float you into the ditch. You may have passed out and dreamt that God was levitating your car, but be assured the proximate cause of your being in the ditch was dreaming while driving.

Thanks Trump!

I would like to know if Trump is still taking a dangerous daily dose of aspirin, because you know the doctors told him to stop but he acts on notions and feelings and not facts and evidence.

Trump is unfit.

If the oil we buy doesn’t come from the Middle East, why do we have to pay gangster prices increases on it?

As always, I am impressed by the dedication and skill of the men and women of our military and am grateful that they rescued the last pilot.

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

The White House denies rumors Trump is hospitalized at Walter Reed which must mean that Trump is hospitalized at Walter Reed.

What the 🤬? Trump has lost his mind.

Primordial black holes might be exploding. What, me worry?

Your federal government on Trumpism: "More than 10,000 veterans lost their homes to foreclosure since May 2025, when the Trump administration shut down a key safety net in the VA home loan program... "Another 90,000 vets are heading toward foreclosure..." www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...

Tan suits are awesome.

23,000. Want to know why fraud is rampant? Thanks GOP!

Why are we destroying Iran’s infrastructure? Trump’s stupid war guarantees that Iran will be a problem for the next fifty years.

There is no irony in Trump changing the name to The Department of “WAR” and then immediately ensuring we suck at “WAR” — it’s just typical Trump.

Textbook corporate greed.

Jeff Bezos' Washington Post editorial board endorsed Pam Bondi as a "qualified" and "serious" pick for Attorney General. Nowhere in the endorsement did they mention that she's a former Amazon lobbyist. Another reminder that billionaire control of our media is a threat to democracy.

In order to increase them:

Go in with the villains, go out like a villain.

There is never a good reason to buy a Tesla.

I have no love for her, but she did everything Trump asked of her and he still fired her. Why anyone would want to work for Trump is beyond me.

Just realized the band Goose is different from the band Geese. 🪿

The only thing made clear tonight is that Trump looks like shit.

When Trump said Golden Era, he meant gold-plated rooms for him and empty plates for everyone else!

Makes sense that Trump, who fails at everything, would change the name to Department of War and then proceed to suck at war.

Trump is historically unpopular.

Trump is so good at destroying America that he decided to destroy the world too.

Trump looks like hell:

NBC: “Under international law targeting civilian infrastructure is prohibited— why is the president threatening war crimes? How do you square that with repeatedly saying 🇺🇸 doesn’t target civilians?” KAROLIE: “Their best move is to make a deal, or else…” 😕

More proof that Trump has no idea what we are doing in Iran:

Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan

Trump’s illegal war has resulted in 1,551 civilian deaths, including 236 children.

So, this is real:

Donald Trump, Jr.'s VC firm invested in a startup that produces rare-earth magnets for military equipment. Months later, the Pentagon awarded the company a $620M loan. Remember that Don Jr. also has a stake in a drone company that recently received defense contracts. Coincidence? Or corruption?

Just because we have a racist administration doesn’t mean that people can’t sue for discrimination:

Odd that we still call them “phones” when the phone feature of the tiny omnipresent computers in our pockets is vestigial at best.

Trump the chump:

Under Trump, common sense is out the window. Everything our government does has to be stupid.

I am tired of stupid people calling the shots:

How can we be a nation when so many people believe Trump’s lies about voting? When people don’t care about facts and evidence and act solely on notions and feelings?

Trump knew exactly the kind of war Iran would wage. He knew we were not prepared for such a war. He went to war anyway.

We need to rid our government of hypocrites.

Trump’s utter stupidity on display:

When does the winning start?