Thankfully no school children were shot at the White House event tonight, thank god.

Oh no did the WHCA actually have to feel even a millionth of the fear we've all been living with every day oh the poor dears

All those politicians running for their lives during a shooting finally got to understand how kids in schools feel.

I wonder who made a bet that there will be a shooting tonight at the WHCD.

Where are they even getting these would be assassins? Temu?

Of all the things in the world to be concerned about tonight, Trump is fixated on his GD ballroom.

They didn't even give him a chance to do the fist pump this time. They might have to redo this one.

This entire thing is ridiculous.

The problem with having a criminal President who promotes conspiracy theories, incited an insurrection, & lies habitually about everything and is enabled by an entire political and media movement that does the same is that after a while people don't believe him and create their own narratives. #whcd

As shots rang out at the WHCA Dinner, Donald J. Trump appeared to be the only person not surprised.

He thinks this is like “remember where you were when Kennedy was shot?” in these cases , “which time?” Isn’t really historical.

I don’t buy any of this at all.

Today marks the one year anniversary of Epstein survivor Virginia Giuffre's death. The survivors aren't going anywhere. substack.com/home/post/p-...

And the Epstein files 😂 war murder tariffs didn’t work so back to the assassins episode rerun

I call bullsh*t. #SleepyDon had a coherent statement ready to go immediately after "an assassination attempt"??? Is this all to increase low television ratings and low poll numbers???

Call me crazy but I think the entire Epstein regime needs to be investigated and thrown in prison

If you care about the Senate, you need to care about Georgia. Jon Ossoff is holding the line as the sole Dem senator up for reelection in a state Trump carried. Every vote, every dollar, every share matters. Let’s show up for him. #USDemocracy #Pinks ➡️ ElectJon.com youtube.com/shorts/WvGj-...

Blue Mountains. NSW. Australia 🌏

You cannot claim to be the watchdogs of democracy while sharing champagne and hors d'oeuvres with the very people trying to dismantle it.

Republicans subpoenaed Hillary Clinton, grilled her for 6 hours, and their big gets were: UFO questions and an illegal leaked photo. Meanwhile Trump is all over the Epstein files. In case you missed this clip Hillary was brilliant here! #Epstein #USDemocracy #Pinks youtube.com/shorts/nDytm...

Arizona! Adrian Fontes has been standing between you and Trump's bid to get your confidential voting data. He has focused on election security, expanding voter access and advocating for mail-in voting systems. Let's keep him fighting for us. Re-Elect Adrian Fontes Arizona Secretary of State

Breaking: US belatedly admits US base in Kuwait was bombed by a VIETNAM ERA IRANIAN JET. Absolute WTF!!!??

Good night Blue Sky

Ghislaine Maxwell trafficked children for Jeffrey Epstein. She’s serving 20 years and now some Republicans float a pardon. This is power protecting power. The victims don’t get a second chance. Neither should she. #JusticeForSurvivors #USDemocracy #Pinks youtube.com/shorts/2X-T0...

Major update: Kash Patel firing is imminent. Trump plans to build facility to house children on toxic land. Iran negotiations fall apart again. Pope blasts Trump’s death penalty policies. Instead of going to tonight’s dinner, I am with the survivors. Subscribe to support independent media:

Illinois mourns the loss of an officer who was shot and killed at Swedish Hospital. May their memory be a blessing, and may we come together to pray for the critically injured officer's recovery. Grateful for our first responders who were on the ground.

White House correspondent dinner, where every single person in attendance is either a Nazi or a Nazi supporter.

Demonstrators outside the 2026 White House Correspondents' Association dinner in DC 📸 REUTERS/Ken Cedeno

Ukraine has launched a big #explodey drone attack on Russia.

We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. We will not stop.

More than 70% of Americans are struggling to pay for food, housing, and healthcare, according to a CBS News poll. Hm. Remember when Trump promised to lower prices on Day One? Well, that wasn’t the only campaign promise he broke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcefFTXUcxU

Never heard of this man until just now when I read his obit. This motherfucker saved my life. Rest In Peace, Eugene Braunwald. (Thanks to him, I‘m not resting in peace, not yet anyway.) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/h...

Ella Fitzgerald (with Marilyn Monroe at a jazz session at the Tiffany Club in Hollywood) - BOTD

The Worst President in American History should Not have Any Support!! Ya, Trump's 33% approval rating is low, but I'm wondering how dumb you have to be in that 33%.

I would like to point out that Kamala Harris was NOT fucking evil! She was smart, experienced, level-headed and capable. She wasn’t perfect. I didn’t agree with her on Gaza. But she wasn’t an evil of any sort And everyone who claims she was evil is a fucking racist, sexist asshole who really wasn’t

Close up of Trump as he disembarked Air Force One today. 📸 REUTERS/Kylie Cooper

This is why I keep this video in my phone. Take the L Trump.

The narcissistic injury that started it all: President Obama roasts Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

I’m not going to the White House Correspondence Dinner because no one would ask a crazy cat lady newsroom of one who covers Fox News to go to such an event. 🤣 I wouldn’t go anyway. I think the entire event is inappropriate.

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Tonight’s dinner will highlight the relationship between White House Correspondents and the Trump Administration, like for instance, this recent press gaggle…

Seen in Minnesota farm country...

When will the drug addict fire his alcoholic underling? (Yeah, I know – which alcoholic?)

Mary Trump on the Correspondent’s Dinner ~

Mexico's government said Saturday that two U.S. federal agents recently killed in a car crash in the country's northern region were not authorized to participate in operations in Mexico. https://to.pbs.org/4sYfoNV

With the way he has treated the press everyone in this room should be booing and throwing things. Of course they won’t but if just one person would stand up and tell him what most people really think about him I promise they’d go down in the history books. www.rollingstone.com/product-reco...

Doors are being kicked in. The camps are open. Today, the gas chambers returned. You used to wonder how people let it happen. Now you know.

#Sleepy youtube.com/post/UgkxuR7...

A reminder that tonight, when the journalists are finishing their dessert and applauding a man who lies to their faces, I'll be at my desk — planning, writing, fighting. If you want to support legacy media go ahead and watch. If you want to help Democracy Docket, sign up now. bit.ly/4qmEiFz