Jill again
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Rock trivia: I was the original drummer for Kars4Kids.
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One of my favorite actors is Mary-Louise Parker-Posey.
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Bluesky T. Vibes
about 8 hours ago
Just saw a Little Caesars employee get betrayed by their coworkers.
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You can symbolically adopt me and send me money. In return Iāll send you a tote bag.
about 11 hours ago
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This buck has been guarding his girlfriend here for two days in wind and rain- sheās behind the shrubs. Iāve got sunshine on a cloudy day And when itās cold outside Iāve got the month of May I guess youād say what can make me feel this way? My girl (my girl my girl) talking ā ābout my girl.
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1 day ago
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I have never worried whether my tissue box coordinates with my decor.
4 days ago
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Shifting the hour back doesnāt affect me since Iām generally out of sync with the times anyhow.
7 days ago
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Trick or treats started at 6pm and I ran out of candy at 7:15 and was turning little ones away like an evil witch in a Grimms Fairytale.
8 days ago
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Iāve Got You Under My Skin - My favorite Halloween song. š
youtu.be/C1AHec7sfZ8?...
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Frank Sinatra- I've got you under my skin
YouTube video by lightningr0d
https://youtu.be/C1AHec7sfZ8?si=p-e8ShgEEH4L7jda
9 days ago
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Boo
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Jason Goes to Hell
11 days ago
Race car beds are wasted on children who are notoriously slow
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Andre
11 days ago
How do I get one of them good paying fake jobs that I'm under qualified for?
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Make my registers clank.
14 days ago
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Toby šµšø
16 days ago
I identify as a little teapot
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Keep the spoon out of your cup When youāre drinking tea Take good care of yourself You belong to me. š¶
16 days ago
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A sweeping cinematic montage of a wooden dinner table, a slow ethereal version of Cheap Trickās I Want You to Want Me plays and a teenage boy stares at the table as if he can see the tableās journey from present all the way back to the forest primeval. Surprise! Itās a tv commercial for butter.
16 days ago
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āThe drilling in the wall kept up but no one seemed to pay it any mind.ā - Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts, Bob Dylan
16 days ago
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Colleen
16 days ago
I donāt know what Iām looking for when I scroll. I just know I havenāt found it.
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Rollie š¤¬
17 days ago
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The Card
18 days ago
You can just say āHell.ā The āon Earthā is implied.
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Itās 7 AM and still dark. Posting from under the covers as Mother Nature intended.
20 days ago
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Me after the heist, walks into work on Monday wearing a weighty emerald and diamond necklace and pearl tiara, blows nose, stuffs Kleenex up sleeve, starts working.
20 days ago
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The Pink Panther, the Louvre Caper, in theaters this Christmas.
21 days ago
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Kids, in life, remember that the sales guy will promise much more than the service guy will actually do.
24 days ago
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If you wash your car and fill the tank it will temporarily give you that big money new car feeling.
26 days ago
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I want all the time back that I wasted by being me.
27 days ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
28 days ago
Finally, I can once again stand on a lonely hilltop, gazing out under a leaden sky, in a coat that billows
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Dixon Ciderr
28 days ago
Why in the Fuck hasn't the Pope fixed the Bears š¤Ø
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Is the color blue that you see the same as the one I see?
29 days ago
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Hello to everyone except those who look good in turtlenecks.
29 days ago
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Toby šµšø
29 days ago
Itās the weekend! Time to sit at the other end of the couch
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You know itās autumn when you smell that furnace-kicked-on-for-the-first-time-this-season-smell.
about 1 month ago
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I just learned that squirrels commit to memory where hundreds and hundreds of nuts are buried by creating a āmental spatial map of their environment and using landmarksā. I wonāt be able to rest now thinking of their poor little overworked minds.
about 1 month ago
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jonny toothpick
about 1 month ago
I want to crawl into the washer with my laundry and come out fresh and clean.
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Did I pop the back of my collar on purpose or did I get dressed in the dark? Itās hard to tell.
about 1 month ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
about 1 month ago
I tripped on the light fantastic and I canāt get up.
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Dr. Jane Goodall has passed away from natural causes. I admired her, she led an exemplary life, kind, quiet, and yet powerful in her way.
about 1 month ago
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Are you a man who deplores gentility and can kill and demoralize people with no qualms? If so you meet Hegsethās set of the highest male standardsā¦but the rest of us think youāre psychopaths.
about 1 month ago
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I must show these off before I eventually kill them by overwatering. My Piennolo tomato seeds have sprouted.
6 months ago
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If itās a grey rainy morning where you are then this is for you.
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Manhattan Island Serenade
YouTube video by Leon Russell - Topic
https://youtu.be/ytZkLzi-0W8?si=_YxCNI6LrRxtoy9S
about 2 months ago
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Humor For Resistance
about 2 months ago
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Last night I started to feel the rapture coming on but then I got a leg cramp.
about 2 months ago
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Nate's Myth
about 2 months ago
kinda looking forward to the rapture's effect on the housing crisis. renovating churches into tall-ceiling apartments. entire neighborhoods move-in-ready, furnished.
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Alex Blechman
about 2 months ago
The FDA has banned the Heimlich Maneuver. They said āThe food belongs in your throat. It is happy down there.ā
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My old school has a famous bagpipe player.
www.pipesdrums.com/article/a-co...
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A conversation with Ally the Piper, the world's most famous piping performer - Part 1
The most famous piper in the world isn't a competing player from Glasgow, Vancouver, or Wellington, she's from New York, and her name is Ally Crowley-Duncan, known to more than two-million fans (and c...
https://www.pipesdrums.com/article/a-conversation-with-ally-the-piper-the-worlds-most-famous-piping-performer-part-1/
about 2 months ago
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I awoke to the steady sound of acorns falling on the cars below.
about 2 months ago
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Back in the 60s if you got clonked on your head while wearing wire braces you could start broadcasting radio stations out of your mouth.
about 2 months ago
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Hey FCC those mergers shouldnāt go through anyhow. We donāt need more media monopolies.
about 2 months ago
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Pizza Las Vegas
about 2 months ago
Before you get a black bag put over your head and thrown into the back of an unmarked van, make sure you get out an unmuffled "I TOLD YOU SO!"
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I remember a time when the thing that made me outraged were the couples on HGTVās House Hunters.
about 2 months ago
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Memento (Aloof) Morty š
about 2 months ago
The government is now reading our diaries to make sure we don't make fun of the president, but lucky for me I only make fun of him on social media
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