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Jesse James Vs Frankensteins daughter, a movie about Jesse James and frankensteins granddaughter

toynbee tile that says LISTEN UP LIBERAL MY WIFE LEFT ME TO RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

Gandalf: You must cross the Barauneúir River from the forest of Coethic to the ruins of Iřuinruil Frodo: what will I find there? Gandalf: my friend Doug Gerbils

She's a real See You Last Tuesday, if you know what I mean

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Seems fine

The Das Racist opening really just sets this up perfectly

The Big Wet Idiot Theory of History.

One of the most significant failures of the Biden administration. I think he was too afraid to be seen as weaponizing the DOJ and like...fuck that, it's there to punish people who commit crimes and some of these are load-bearing crimes

This is the moderate position.

is this the food that Chihiro's parents ate before they got turned into pigs or something

California (king) Dreaming

Amazing energy, but I have to ask - why Reel Big Fish? Just gotta lot of ska fans in the band?

Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

It's FOMO in every industry that it's being used in. Claims of increased performance are never backed up by data, and are directly contradicted by any studies. PLUS people hate it.

every time some tech psycho giddily says unemployment could hit 30% soon I'm like ok man and then what. what happens after that usually. how about I give you fifteen minutes to skim wikipedia and then you can get back to me. its fine i'll wait

And we're all out of oil

This is a photo? Astonishing!

First nice day of the year is always pretty fucking good

My cylindrical son Gurm is so based he went to the Louvre and ordered a motorcycle. The docents were shocked! They said "This is a museum." Gurm said "then I'll have medicine?" The docents realized he was bleeding from his ear. "This child has been neglected," they said as he was tended to. #sigma

Looks like my splittin' stump has decided it's time to split

What the fuck why do they sigh happily when you plug them in

Now I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you together today

I'm so ready for him to retire

I never tell my Lot's wife joke any more because it makes people salty

"What other trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?" Expertise. They're trying to use it to solve having people who possess expertise. If you have expertise, you possess knowledge on a subject. It wasn't free to gain, but it's free for you to keep. That means they can't sell answers to you.

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

the median voter is like “hell yeah I believe in Medicare for all. Also coal jobs, flat earth, abolishing ICE, bazooka rights, reiki”

they told us we were the only people to ever license it

"who knows better about surprise than japan, why didn't you tell me about pearl harbor" -- trump in the oval, right now, during presser with japanese PM

I'm gonna build the new Columbia River crossing and it's gonna have light rail and bike lanes and I can name it whatever dumb thing I want and change my mind and rename it too.

Me: I don't know how to describe it, I just feel Bad Doctor: I've seen this before. You have low HP Me: what Doctor: *hands me a glass of red liquid* here, drink this Me: is that a health potion? Doctor: it's Gatorade with a shot of vodka Me: Doctor: so yeah, kinda

found an old game disc at a yard sale. no branding, no telling what console it's for. it's an rpg of some sort, at the end it asks if you're content with the world you've built, the choices you made. i selected "yes" and it told me the world will be "actualized"? there are new stars in the sky now.

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

they literally renamed the entire company after this

LinkedIn only posts like this about AI when in extreme distress

Many predictions about AI are simply wishful thinking. "Now that AI is here, designers will have more time to focus on quality." Really? Is that what you see happening? Is that the trend, is that where the incentive structure is leading us?

Unrelated, but every time I see "DNI Tulsi Gabbard" I just think "do not interact: Tulsi Gabbard" and like, yeah, that too.

Nothing like a deep dive into your resume to make you realize how little any of the work you've done matters now, and frankly even mattered then

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz