> looking at tech sector layoffs > ask the hr manager if the layoffs are from ai or from the end of zirp > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is ai replacement and what is zirp > she laughs and says "they’re good layoffs sir” > check the data > its zirp

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

Okay, at this point I think it would be great if fewer things happened. Just over all

When you put on a movie and see that it's 79 minutes long you know you're in for a ride

Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Grogu

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Everyone’s calendars are filling quick but just wanted to give you a heads up

Girl let me hit your KPIs, you know what I’m talking about, Key P-*I am banned from attending Dreamforce*

Feeling weird that I would very much like 3 separate companies to get shit together and just send an informative email. But that's down from 4, so I guess that's progress

Sam Raimi is DIRECTING a new take on the 1970s cult classic horror movie MAGIC. Mark Swift & Damian Shannon (Freddy vs. Jason, Send Help) wrote the script. The original starred Anthony Hopkins as a magician who reaches fame alongside his twisted ventriloquist dummy named Fats.

New statue get! Hi Willie!

Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, Gummo, and Margaret Dumont

"Oh no, my dragon hatched while I was away!" You're looking at a crater agate from Argentina, described as "Red Fox agate" or Orellanite. Let's learn something about these amazing earth-dragon eggs & how they form. But first... (📷: The Mineral Collective FB)

Sometimes art is so breathtaking and poignant it defies all expectation

Spotted on Tumblr…

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

couldn't really tell you why seeing that made me want to draw this. Don't rightly know, myself

Excellent dog, my bad for assembling wrong but it still works

eBay to GameStop

Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

The MLB Spaghetti Policy - Teams who will allow you to bring in a gallon ziplock bag of spaghetti 🍝 to a game. Want to add the Phillies here too. Their policy was unclear online but we found posts this morning showing they’d allow it too.

Man, two all-timers in the space of a month. Nice job, New Yorker cartoon editors. The idea of this one is brilliant, but the execution is maybe even more so—getting the figure in the coffin to read both ways like it’s supposed to is something.

It’s her day

At this point, solving climate change is cheaper than not solving it -- not only on some grand 50 year time horizon, but tomorrow, today, immediately. Soving climate change *is* affordability. Maybe Dems should tell voters about that.

it's not clear why climate should be at the center, other than the fact that it's gonna kill us all

This is a Stan Kelly comic strip character

This is Leningrad erasure

i wish discord would lean into being a retirement home for people who used to post on internet forums and stop putting pop ups on my screen asking me to buy gamer gems for streamer style squads or whatever the hell

A lathe is too fast and scary. I need access to the kick wheel of heaven

I know the big Millennial thing is not wanting to make big purchases on a phone, but I'm taking this one step further. I don't want to type on my phone until the autocorrect stops replacing correctly spelled words with other ones that make no sense. Leave me alone! I know how to type words!

I think Imogen Plots is great casting, in part because her name already sounds like a background gag that Chip Zdarsky would put in

Top Chef contestants should unionize

Quizás, quizás, quizáselline

ESD could revitalize St. Johns town center northpeninsulareview.com/esd-could-re... #PDX #Portland

I’m good thanks

Money for Moda and not for fucking fire stations puts me in a "sour mood", yes

I truly believe that people are ashamed of this, deep down, and they want assurances from people that this is normal and fine now.

I need to know what percentage of those people merely believe in ghosts, and what percentage actively support them.

But I don't WANT 12 calls about 1 job. I want 1 call each about 12 jobs!

All of this is for a single job listing. Leave me alone!

Every guy in a videogame:

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this