*stuffing the last rat into a big sack of rats* where we're going, we're gonna need all the rats we can get

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Concepts that have been omnipresent whether we want them or not MLMs LLMs LMM Can't wait to find out what MMLs or LMLs are going to do when they show up everywhere

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

If you're in line to reap Mitch McConnell, stay in line!

not to be the "overly woke friend" or whatever but i've actually cut everyone out of my life who has tried to start a war with Iran

Portland should field its own version of Count Binface for city council

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

reaper snags all three of them by sunset ❤️ to charge 🔁 to cast

im done talking about crackers named graham for a while

“Counting or not counting the war with Iran?”

Wrong turn (1/3)

That's how it feels sometimes

That's great it starts with an earthquake

I saw a bass player walk into the audience to take a bite of someone's pizza while playing, which is the most bass player shit ever

Oh thank god

ground beef chili, shredded cheese, and pickled jalapenos

I will restate my desire to see them do the Home Run Derby with the hottest bats manufacturers can come up with. I'm talking CF composite -5 or -8 bats pressurized with nitrogen too hot for certification, just complete Wild West shit. Bats so hot the middle schoolers in the outfield need body armor.

oh definitely lmao

1/ OK! We analyzed all ~5,300 pages of public records on the Moda Center deal — every email, text, contract, and invoice produced so far. Before Portland commits ~$850M+ ($1.12B after interest), here’s what every Portlander should know. It’s not the story you’ve been told. 🧵

I colored in my Porchfest flying V poster. I decided to keep a largely similar palette to my cartoon Bing Cherry guy. I wanted it to feel sweet and homey like my own experience of Milwaukie, OR.

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

Unsupported is just mind boggling to me. An astonishing accomplishment

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

You're right. I was going to check the sources — but then I got high. And what's more, I was going to remove em-dashes — but then I got high. That's on me. Now I'm hallucinating — and there are several reasons. 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 🍁Because I got high 🚬Because I got high 🫩Because I got high

Dang I was just excited for some good musical goofs I didn't know he was bringing the heat too

I spent 20 minutes taking to Mitch McConnell today

Couple's costume idea

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

Thought I lost this text from my wife.

What the fuck, Steve

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

There’s only one person I trust to run for Senate in Maine: the extraordinary AI actress Tilly Norwood.

Do you think the average Belgian is more or less ashamed of their history than the average American? Anyway, go USMNT

Andrei Tarkovsky's The Hangover

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies https://theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-physical-twinkies/

This alone should be a decade-defining political scandal resulting in prison sentences.

once columbo is out of cooldown you are all fucked

Who has two thumbs, one skinned knee, and is learning to skateboard at 40

I'm learning today that a lot of people find The Boys Are Back In Town to be aspirational. I think it's very clearly a warning. Stay away from Dino's. The boys are back (the boys are back).

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This is like learning of a baseball player named Fenway Tommiknockers.

The south will rise, and explode, and rain down ashes upon us all, again

Happy fourth

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I love the roller skating girl also walking a dog. I recognize that exact moment of being