The blue jays REALLY went all-in on sons of big leaguers, huh?

The Blazers team motto of "Bet on Yourself" plastered all over their training room, is looking a little bit different now

Good stuff as usual from Muma, but any scenario where the brewers have a fighting chance against the dodgers has to start with sweeping the cubs and starting off with a fresh pitching staff.

The most shocking part about this Platner thing might be that the dude doesn't have enough chest hair to cover that tattoo

JD's monologue about not getting over it really hits home. Jason is really damn good at this

Yeah, the Brewers are not paying for relievers

You guys wanna come over to sit outside and watch the game on my patio tv (my phone laying on the ground)?

Need a pitcher list that separates players that qualify for Milwaukee's 3 categories: 1) Former 1st rd pick with zero success in professional ball 2) Washed up vet to play the "innings eater" role (pitch 42 historically bad innings, 1 playoff game, and spend 5 months on the IL with a bruise) 1/2

Wait, why does he shit so much? ITS NOT HIS POOP, GROW UP! ITS THE PROUD BOYS POOP. ITS THE 3 PERCENTERS POOP, ITS GEORGE SANTOS POOP. HE GAVE THEM A $50,000 SIGNING BONUS AND A GUN, AND THEY SENT HIM THEIR DIARRHEA

This hits hard today. From the "Just A Bit Outside" doc. Robin talking about 82', but I think this sums up #Brewers Fandom for us die hard fans who have lived and died with this team for YEARS. I to will never "get over it'. Ever. Until they finally bring home a World Series Championship.

Sure, Shohei played a great game, but was he tripping on LSD?

Japan's cities are being run by the Savannah Bananas

Josh Hamilton could've done it if we let him

At least the Cubs didn't do this to us

See, we just needed to get to their bullpen!

To be fair, Chad Patrick rules

Hi, I'm Bob Myers, the President of Sports.

Shouts out to Max Scherzer, doing it for all the guys over 40 who experience neck, shoulder and back pain because of the violent repetitive movement of their bodies, whether that's Pitching to Major League Hitters or Shifting Slightly in Bed

The Dodgers pitching coach came out to tell Yamamoto to pitch around Joey Ortiz to get to Jackson Chourio

To beat the dodgers, you absolutely need to take care of the bottom of the order

You know, if Chourio only hits a single then Freeman's playing closer to the bag and that Contreras hit gets through

Surprised Uribe didn't have it last night. Only pitched once (22 pitches) in the last 5 days. Had a day off in between. Looked gassed from the start

Go Birds

Not shaken. Glad we showed some life and put pressure on them. Touched up one of the two bullpen guys that the dodgers actually had faith in. Get to the pen in the sixth tomorrow and the dodgers are going to be shitting razor blades the rest of the way

Well that's too bad. Uribe almost certainly isn't available tomorrow

Has Snell slept since the Phillies series ended? His eyes look horrifying, like he's actively decomposing

Me watching this offense

Uecker's ghost

MLB's final four has been set, aka the Henry Blanco gauntlet, named for the only player to play for the Dodgers, Brewers, Blue Jays, and Mariners

This might work to the Brewers advantage as the bad parts of the dodgers bullpen are much worse than the Brewers

The NLCS schedule won't allow the Brewers to manage this series like the NLDS. Everyone will not be available every game. You will need to rest people and you will need more bulk innings. If a starter can't get out of the first, it could have significant, lasting impacts on the series

Legendary interview moment with the director of Morbius about Jared Leto’s behavior on the set of Morbius uproxx.com/movies/morbi...

To do what, Craig!??

Did Jimmy Rollins spill something on his jacket?

I don't really care right now, but it's Priester on Monday, right?

Thank you Aaron Civale for demanding that trade

" All year long they called us the average Joe's" Pat, didn't you give them that nickname?

Surprised Murphy didn't pull another letter from Uecker out of his pocket during that interview

Shit, sedar could've sent him once the ball left PCA's arm and was clearly going to 2nd

Brewers crowd appears to be chanting "Start to finish" for some reason

It would have been very easy to give Megill a stint or two as an opener in the regular season. I really don't understand why managers, who love routines and practice, don't expose their pitchers to different situations before putting them there with the season on the line

Put this on your pregame playlist

I really appreciated @timcy.bsky.social's comments about stress free baseball and there's no where we'd rather be than meaningful baseball. I'm no longer dreading tomorrow's game and now I'm looking forward to it. LET'S GOOOOOOO!

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Hoppin' back on the VFBC! Been a while.

Does tucker milk a cow when he gets to first base?