Well, that's one way to throw a fight... er...a kick.

I guess teams have realized that this is the best time of year to put players on the IL

My daughter navigating the LMNOP part of the alphabet song

Awwwwww, this is exactly what he used to do with his wife

What a bunch of babies

I hate it when an owner meddles in player personnel issues. This pick has minority owner Giannis Antetokounmpo's name written all over it.

it broke my mind when i found out some people use the shift key to capitalize letters instead of just pressing harder

Unclear why Jim's nickname was The Thomenator, and not

Bryce Harper’s in the Home Run Derby, which means he found somebody trustworthy to throw to him. He’s got Dodgers third base coach Dino Ebel. www.mlb.com/news/bryce-h...

The Brewers are rumored to be exploring all options with respect to how to spell the name Brice

How strong is that fan?!?

100%. That's why he kept pushing for an incomplete deal with a 60 day negotiating window. The 60 days would take it through July 4th

The Cardinals had no choice but to take Shuster out here, given that he clearly forgot about his shellfish allergy before the game

Thought I lost this text from my wife.

Neutral location so Gruber won't be there tonight, but maybe he'll hack into the TV feed to threaten us again

This is Peanut Tillman's son

Congratulations to DL Hall, Mrs. Hall and his daughter DL Hall

DL Hall named his daughter DL Hall.

DL Hall’s daughter is.. DL Hall?

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance https://theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-floor-for-traditional-coach-tight-end-wedding-dance/

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here

Onion should be allowed to fund itself by making "insider trades" on companies that they write fake news stories about

Teams need to start cutting nets off the goals when they win

FIFA brought the World Cup to America and turned it into the NCAA tournament, and everyone except the Europeans is gonna love it

The winning goal for Leeds in the EE Disability FA Cup - Powerchair Final

You've beached your last boy

You've setzered your last orchestra, Brian

Its just so unfortunate that there are no cameras near THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL that could have caught this act of vandalism as it took place, so the perpetrators will get away with their horrible deed.

I genuinely believe GA's stubborn refusal to rest his calf cost him a 2nd championship. He thought he was superhuman, or at least he thought he was still 27 years old. All that said.. the biggest sin in this whole thing was firing Bud.

He was our innocent little boy that had unconditional love for our city. He didn't know any better, and we loved that about him. So we had unconditional for him in return. Innocence is only sympathetic when you are the underdog. You can't hide behind it anymore once you start playing front office.

He was always a baby, and frankly its a big part of why we loved him. But he never grew up. He never matured. But when you are a 30 year old, making difficult decisions requires maturity, tact, accountability. He showed none of these qualities, and he took the fans for granted.

Very much agree with this. His selfishness on and off the court destroyed this franchise. He wanted to demand a trade without facing any repercussions. He thought he could place all the blame on the front office's shoulders, because he doesn't understand how both basketball and the world work.

boston could have had giannis but they insisted on also getting thannasis and that was a dealbreaker for the bucks

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oil! Oil! Oil!

Interesting... NOT! What they should be turning back the clock for is 1998's Turn Ahead the Clock Night

NYPD thought Tyler Kolek was a fan and almost arrested him 😭😭 Original post

I know nobody cares about this game anymore, but I went 82-0 with Josh Giddey and Jason Richardson, which is hilarious

Can you imagine just how shitty a Rob Schneider soccer movie would be?

As long as Miz keeps spending the first three innings trying to hit 105mph, he will never get a 20 K game

They're also changing JFK's middle initial to Fuckin'

This is like if the Jrue missed Giannis on the Valley Oop

Tolle rules because he looks like he's taking a break from building the railroad to play some baseball

I feel almost a little bad for the native New Yorkers who agreed with JLo, but can't admit it because the internet is roasting her too hard

how many games could Peak Kenny Charles Ernie Shaq and Draymond win

The GOP doesn't care about Spencer Pratt, they care about pushing the election fraud conspiracy narrative beyond their typical base (and to people that are sympathetic to RFK jr)

When you've never heard of the World Cup or FIFA

Bauers with 1 four bagger and four one-baggers of the jogging variety

That Aerosmith game where you fight crime with music