In a shocking turn of events, even Nick Cannon has pulled out of President Trump's America 250 celebration. It is a first for Mr. Cannon.

I had no idea deli Boys season 2 was on its way. Hell yeah

Hegseth wants to provide war updates like this so badly

Yes, they're annoying, but the most aggressive disdain for the shirtless baseball bros sure does feel like it's coming from dudes who wear a tshirt in the pool

If you haven't seen detroiters, it's quite possibly the funniest show of the last decade

The most fun change order that contractor will ever write

As a Brewers fan, I loathe the Yankees, Cubs, Cardinals, Brewers, and Dodgers

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

Wild to get a triple out of this

Trueblood has a new nickname that nobody is going to use 😂

Huh.

New black eyed pea just dropped

Do they call him Wemby in France, too?

Yup. World's richest man's grandpa was jailed in Canada for being a nazi sympathizer so he moved to South Africa for the Apartheid. But when grandson does an obvious Nazi salute on stage the media calls it an 'awkward gesture'

This must be a misquote. There's no way he didn't say that Rudy has 9-11 lives

I heard he was trying to pick up a piece of cheese and ended up caught in a mousetrap for three excruciatingly long days

"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"

Um, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to pull that

One game we had our whole section (128) singing "Ryan Braun" to the tune of Van Halen's Panama as he ran out to left field

There is a child chanting "Pitcher's got a big butt" at Bailey Ober

This is true. They hate us for how hard our brains are

Steve Gelbs has had a rough day.

I'm fairly confident that I could walk into the Brewers clubhouse, say, "Hey guys, I'm Fitzy," and nobody would question it

Not if Aaron Ashby can help it

big deal, do it on your 60th birthday and I'll be impressed

My wife had to tell me that I'm not allowed to make any prince jokes today

When the DMV declines your first choice, so you remove the 'W' and apply again

As a thank you for sending the merch, Mason has decided to turn the 'o' in his name backwards.

First time all season that Ashby has had two games off in a row.

Brewers went from #14 Andruw to #14 Jones

My favorite Cooper Criswell moment was when he joined Hot Water Music

Can't wait to see a list of 20 win pitchers at the end of the year sorted by total number of pitches thrown in those wins

"I told Percy I'd do this " TOM WAITS

Aaron Ashby did not pitch yesterday's game, which means that today is Aaron Ashby Day!

I don't think it's possible for him to go 4 straight days of attacking The Pope online without nicknaming him The Poop.

The Wild somehow managed to spell Jesper Wallstedt's name incorrectly on his jersey

They're clearly trying to push mix a little beyond his limits each time, and I think that is really worthwhile mentally and physically, and I'm ok conceding a run or two each game to find out if he's capable of getting over that next hump

Aw, but he was so good

The only reason Joey Ortiz is at the plate for that last at-bat is because if they pinch hit for him, then the Nationals would call to the bullpen. The Brewers liked their odds of making Beeter throw a strike, so of course Joey Ortiz flails at one

Ashby opener, a brilliant gambit once again

This is cool, but itsno match for the best may beer festival, Bockfest in Pottstown, PA where they host goat races, and that year's maibock is named after the winning goat.

The Brewers are trying to tap into what the twins did with their most recent city connects, and make it a statewide thing. Not that it's a new concept, but those jerseys are their best sellers by far (I assume). But the reason those are such good sellers is that they look like Brewers jerseys

The pirates called the diamondbacks and bought their rejected font

Saint Bob, Saint Augie, and Saint Rick. Baseball's Holy Trinity

The Brewers have hit Willson Contreras far more (23 times) than any other team (14 is second place), but he's also faced them more (120 G) than anyone else in his career. The Padres have hit him 11 times in 42 games.

Eins! Zwei! G'Zerpa!

Give Ashby the 8th. Bullpen needs the rest

This is the game where Durbin really endears himself to the Boston blue collar fans. Getting jersey dirty by diving after all the grounders that he muffed. Bouncing up quickly because it's really not that far of a fall for him.

His sleeve says 7, but it kind of looks like it says L so he knows which arm goes in which sleeve