[Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.] *in a despairing sing-song voice* "I can't hear what you're saying".

Northernhay War Memorial. Exeter, Jan 26. Ilford Sprite 35-II and Kentmere Pan 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm #ShittyCameraChallenge

Who'll be doing the #BigGardenBirdwatch this weekend? And how many of these do you think you'll cross off? 😁👇

Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

Path. Devon, Jan 26. Sony Digital Mavica MVC-FD81. #photography #ShittyCameraChallenge #FloppyDiskSquad

NYE suggestion: In memory of the great and beloved Rob Reiner (and his wife Michele, his meeting of whom forced him to change the end of the movie) we're watching When Harry Met Sally this evening, starting the film at 10:30:27 so that the chime of the New Year bells line up exactly with tonight's.

David Suchet stroked my puppy* not rude.

Trees. Devon, Dec 25. Kodak Charmera. #photos #photography #ShittyCameraChallenge

I confess I got very behind this year with the @worldofmoose.bsky.social Bigfoot #AdventCalendar but here it is, better late than never Cheers @mooseallain.bsky.social !

'Twas the night before Christmas when all thro' the house, people were looking for the bastard scissors and calling the sellotape a sticky faced twat.

This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?

Wishing everyone a peaceful and rejuvenating Winter Solstice ❄️☀️❄️💛❄️☀️❄️ Spend some time in nature, light some candles and welcome the turning of the year. Ely, Cambridgeshire “Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless.” — Terri Guillemets

He's been! Devon 25. Nikon D40. #photos #photography #Nikon

Lane. Devon, Dec 25. Nikon D40 & Holga lens. #photos #photography #Nikon #Holga

In these troubled times, take 2 minutes out and sit by the #weedypond I'm still waiting for the main influx of Fieldfares & Redwings here, which will radically change the activity around the pond, when they begin to bathe in large numbers. 🦉🌿 #nature #ukwildlife

St Stephen's Church. Exeter, Nov 25. Minolta Hi-Matic G2 and Kodak Gold 200. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekWforWindows #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Join us! (Not a cult, honest)

Exeter Cathedral. Exeter, Nov 25. Minolta Hi-Matic G2 and Kodak Gold 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet

Forest Track. Devon, Nov 25. Holga 120 GCFN and Kodak Gold 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm #Holga

I've just updated the available cats page, we have some REALLY special kitties in and some of them have been waiting ages. Their forever home might be on your timeline, please share? 🥰

Did you see?

"Unfortunately, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire 28-point peace plan was eaten by a small dog."

Bench. Devon, Nov 25. Panasonic C-D535AF panoramic and Kentmere Pan 200 @100asa. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm #caturday

Energy of Starlings - by Somerset artist and printmaker, Jackie Curtis More of Jackie's fabulous artwork, here: www.jcurtisart.com

Puddle. Devon, Nov 25. Practical BC1 electronic and Kentmere Pan 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

& though you only find space as light slips & rots it seems you work on avian time & it is noisy at purple hour as cloking pheasants alarm & blackbirds winterdink, corvids hold quorum & the robin repeats dawnsong - headlights on nearfarms swing: all prepare for dark

Stormy. Bastardstown Beach, Ireland c2005. Minolta XGM and Ilford FP4+. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Bottling this for if I have a bad day.

Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.

Rock. Dartmoor, Yes Tor, May 25. Minolta X700 and Rollei IR 400. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm #AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforRock

Arches 4. Holy Cross Church, Crediton Oct 25. Minolta Hi-Matic G2 and Kentmere Pan 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Shout out to all owners whose pets don’t understand the clocks went back so will still trying to get you to feed them dinner an hour earlier than usual.

My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube! Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @chriscantrill.bsky.social @sammytdobson.bsky.social @amygledhill.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...

The pond in the autumn light. For the first time this October, there's a real chill in the air this morning. #weedypond #ukbirds #nature #photography #sunlit

Arches 3. Holy Cross Church, Crediton Oct 25. Minolta Hi-Matic G2 and Kentmere Pan 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Side Entrance. Holy Cross Church, Crediton Oct 25. Minolta Hi-Matic G2 and Kentmere Pan 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm #AdoorableThursday

Headland. Blue Anchor, Sept 25. Minolta X700 and Kiki Pan 320 (expired Nov 24). #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm #scape

Felix. Devon, 2014. Phone pic. #photos #caturday

Repairs. Dunster beach, Sep 25. Minolta X700 and Kentmere Pan 200. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Jane Goodall, Patricia Routledge and Jilly Cooper in a single week. Now *that’s* a dinner party in the sky. Rest in peace

Teasels. Blue Anchor, Sep 25. Minolta X700 and Kiki Pan 320 (expired 24). Directed by @washerofpots.bsky.social. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Rails. Dunster, Sep 25. Minolta X700 and FPP Derev Pan 100. #photos #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm

Plane. Dunster Beach, Sep 25. Minolta X700 and Washi Z. #photography #filmphotography #BelieveInFilm #Scape