I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set

This guy's contract is what, $700 million?

The no wars president has decided to attack Venezuela in an effort to steal their oil.

I enjoyed reading Oedipus Rex but Sophocles sure takes his time getting to the mother-fucking point.

Your friendly reminder that The Department of Justice mounting investigations or filing charges against opponents unfriendly to the regime has nothing to do with merit or evidence. It's the way to use a bottomless supply of money (DoJ) to drain money from aforementioned troublesome opponents.

I'm participating in a live course covering four of Kurt Vonnegut's works relating to the themes of free will, the nature of time, and human responsibility. So I took the opportunity to write something. On Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse Five open.substack.com/pub/dannaylo...

Hell yeah David Byrne

Christmas is a good time to throw Wikipedia a few bucks to thank them for the many times you relied on the site that year. Members of the billionaire class want to destroy it for some reason. (@archive.org is also under constant threat nowadays and in need of support)

Unbelievable. They didn’t even spell her name correctly in the indictment, so i guess she must pose a very serious threat. 😤 On a positive note, this is great free publicity for her congressional campaign.

I feel as if the brutal realism of the current landscape basically demands weird fiction. This stuff is too much to process it directly on a day-to-day basis. It must be filtered through the weirdest lens until it resembles something like life, like hope or sanity.

Are leaf blowers really necessary? The answer is blowin’ in the wind | Jess Harwood

marriage is just watching 'house hunters' together and agreeing which people should be yeeted into the sun

Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"

More pay to play and why are we not screaming about it? How Qatar Bought America - by Frannie Block and Jay Solomon share.google/DI853KoS6mIt...

I’m not even a little surprised.

All these “Never too late” later-in-life success stories are always about people who dedicated themselves tirelessly to achieving their dream. What would really speak to me would be a “Never too late” later-in-life success story about someone who sat around waiting for something to happen to them.

It's a pay the play Presidency. WH releases list of companies, donors funding new ballroom search.app/ba5aE

I want to brag to coworkers that I finished an entire crossword in ink but I'd have to explain what a newspaper is.

a dating site where you match solely on dishwasher stacking compatibility

We’re living inside a DC comic. A supervillain is opening up all the jail cells as Gotham descends into chaos

I’m surprised they’re not making the new White House ballroom in the shape of a Fabergé egg.

We're all thinking this, but really imagine what would've happened if Obama brought in heavy construction equipment during his second consecutive term of office and publicly had a crew start ripping down a wing of the White House to build a dance club.

BREAKING: Dinesh D’Souza and Kash Patel Spotted Wearing Popped Collar Shirts, Sandals With Socks on, and Nazi Armbands While Greeting Conservatives With “How Do You Do, My Fellow Whites”

Oh! Hooray for the 1%! They've been suffering, haven't they. #NATIONALBOYCOT‼️ QUIT: Netflix,Directv,Dish Network, HULU, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN,etc. Go outside, meet your neighbors, and prepare for the recession‼️ STARVE THE RICH‼️

*brings an assortment of board games to a knife fight

as i've gotten older, i know when i should not operate heavy machinery, and don't need a warning. also, i am heavy machinery

This is heartbreaking. If you don’t know Houston, Montrose is a really special neighborhood. I went to high school 20 miles away, and my friends and I still went to the area almost every weekend. “It takes a lot of hate to dig up a rainbow.”

In the wake of the massive No Kings protests yesterday, I've been inundated with messages from Democratic politicians asking for donations. That's all. And they wonder why they lose.

DJT stands for Diarrhea Jet Trump

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Apparently Chicago does not like being occupied by an invading military force

All these tech nerds ruining everything is proof that those bullies in 80s teen movies had it right

A mass demonstration of displeasure is encouraging. Now let's turn all that energy into purposeful actions: Pressure on Congress, local governments, and businesses to stop supporting the fascists and to remove them from power.

Just a bunch of paid domestic terrorists in Portland, Maine.

"His Triumph"

if fred flintstone uses his feet to power his automobile then why doesn’t he just walk to work? he’s basically just carrying his car everywhere.

that app he shares with his son must’ve been pinging like a radar gun at the indy 500

i can’t find a good halloween costume so i’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite

hallmark channel movie idea: a girl working in the big city comes back to her small hometown for the holidays but leaves immediately when she realizes her family & everyone she grew up with are racist small minded pieces of shit.

I wish my doomer projections going back to 2024 were off-base and not at all grounded in reality. I wanna be wrong so bad.

I need this

Do they think that if they throw enough promotion and money at "antifa" claims they'll cause it to exist?

To recap, unless I missed something key from earlier today, the military is invading our cities, and top federal officials had a televised round table where they explained in advance why they’re about to start murdering citizens they label “antifa”, perhaps even with drones.

A rapper should release a song about being a better rapper than the other rappers. I think people would like that.

The end game for Trump and his ardent supporters has *always* been to deploy American soldiers against American citizens who aren't Trump and his ardent supporters. It's never been subtle or ambiguous, except to fucking dumbasses who thought they were voting for cheaper eggs.