A bit more Sunburn art from the vault. Part of a two-page spread. The Chora on Skyros🇬🇷

If you're a Ukrainian athlete who honours fallen comrades you are disqualified from the Winter Games. If you're a Russian athlete who contributes to Russia's genocidal war on Ukraine you are welcomed by the IOC as a "neutral."

why would you, as a happily married couple, serve cantaloupe at your wedding

Friday the 13th x Valentine’s Day is top tier long weekend combination and if you don’t agree i hope you die in the worst possible way next to someone you love

85-years-old and buggs bunny is finally headlining the Super Bowl. never give up on ur dreams i guess

they’re gonna say the date changed bc mercury went in retrograde

the kid rockification of nicki minaj

new RFK mental health plan comes with 5m of rope and a semiautomatic

when orange man said they’re eating cats and dogs in Haiti he was actually having real time memory reemergence of children on Epstein Island

I like my news feed how I like drinks in Thailand. no fucking ice

Honestly I think if Canada and Mexico pulled out of the World Cup out of protest against US imperial aggression and invited other nations to play an alternate tournament of nations adhering to international laws we would pull a better competition than the one already scheduled to run.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

they’re gonna say Greenland did 9/11

multiple shark attacks in two days and a woman’s body washed up with a pack of dingos. Australian summer is so back

imagine getting laid off via VR. embarrassing

the median home buyer’s age is never

to horses it’s just called radish

shout out to Bowie Draisaitl

i showed a picture of a raccoon to my 6 y/o niece and she said it was AI

Can’t we just live in a time and place where people can be safe and happy and eat large amounts of night cheese if they want

it turns out there’s not a discreet way to google anything, especially under a table

RFK Jr's new dietary guidelines say you should eat the bullets

RIP Glenn Hall. The year the 'Hawks won Stanley in 1961, he played all 70 games, every minute. Won Stanley in six, Hall SP .944, Detroit's SP .900. Legend. I bet he's in heaven now, painting the barn.

it's so nice to watch edmonton play without anyone complaining about skinner

kinda wild that jan 6 is a national holiday in new america and you don't get the day off

this is like that episode of the simpsons where [checks notes] we all die

The first two hours this morning

Utterly chilling reporting from the Prospect and NY times on trumps war in the Caribbean www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/w...

I have a lot of bad takes, but I'm saving them for the moments we may need them most

are we really shocked orange man is spending january storming capitals

abandoning my journalistic objectivity to say that the U.S. should not be bombing Venezuela

and so begin the 1,481 days of January

no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”

[while getting a sonogram] is this AI

Scrolling thru the timeline today

It’s beginning to look a lot like early onset dementia

Whatever happened with this Rob Reiner thing, we are not ready for it

The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns. The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.

It’s not Christmas in America without a shooter at large

the maple laughs are still my 2nd choice

Connor McDavid being Connor McDavid

nearly one third of adults use chatbots daily. the rest are getting laid

The so-called “war” with Venezuela was supposedly about stopping drugs… yet they’re out there seizing an oil tanker.

i can’t believe Oscar the grouch died. may his memory live on thru every trash can

um. Excuse me

utah mammoth really came out of nowhere like a test tube baby

It is December 4

spotify wrapped said i’m half your age plus seven

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.