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Category 5 Leafing by England Holy

It looks like Breaking Bad outside

Imagine the Red Wings hire Treliving…

Hey [insert new GM], welcome to the Detroit Red Wings. Your first line of business is to trade our captain who has given us four, count em, four teams he’d go to.

Dear @sonypicturestv.bsky.social, Spider-Man Brand New Day is out in two weeks. There are recording breaking ticket pre-sales. People are going to see it. Please stop showing new footage. Signed, a person who wants to be surprised at things in a movie

Is it only immediate Dundon family members who made it onto the Stanley Cup or did they sneak a second cousin on their too?

Logan Stanley Cody Frason’d it, didn’t he

Mats Sundin and Daniel Alfredsson teaming up after all those playoff battles as part of the same organization is the equivalent of Goku and Vegeta teaming up on Namek after their fight on Earth… and I absolutely love it

On April 15th 2026, Canadian Tire Centre Sens fans erupted with “Matthews is leaving” chants, and since then, it’s been interesting to say the least

It’s over

Gavin “92” McKenna

Offer sheet Mintyukov!

The Flyers just set the league on fire

Does Matthew Knies go back to 89 now that Robertson’s gone?

Brandon Duhaime is going to be huge for the Leafs bench youtu.be/7Lp6JKxfBlY?...

hat trick it is

is Mississauga born Nick Paul a PASSION haver?

Dakota Joshua (assuming he’s still part of the plan) had his best offensive season with Bleuger as his centre (a lot of secondaries but you take what you can lol)

Sergei Bobrovsky, some of the masses think you’re washed, prove them wrong man! PROVE THEM WRONG!!! (because I personally can’t afford for the masses to be right, my heart can’t take it)

GAME ON!

Either Zach Werenski is a Leaf, or he’s lighting us up for a hat trick and/or five-point game multiple times next season, there is no in between

Not sure if the Maccielli ship has completely sailed but i am sure if he’s back, it’s not at that $4.1 million qualifying offer

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Gavin McKenna Mania is running wild In one night he has millions of Leafs fans, including myself, around the world who I can confidently say would run through a wall

Did everyone have Rudolph fourth on their lists or…?

This shit means something to me man

Now sign McKenna to an entry level deal and LETS F—KING RIDE!!!

Say his name Justin Bieber! SAY HIS NAME!

I’d like to congratulate the Carolina Hurricanes on their Stanley Cup victory. I’d like to say hello and welcome to Leafs fans watching around the world. With the first pick, the Toronto Maple Leafs select, from Penn State University…

“I wouldn’t play for you if you paid me $120 million dollars” is tough to come back from

David Kampf as a Buffalo Sabre is 100% gonna hit us with a Michigan

Chicago saw people stop talking about Saad for Panarin and said “Hold on, we got another one”

Every GM in the league should be calling Kyle Davidson non-stop after that one

Bedard: Did you get Knies to play on my line like you said you would? Davidson: Best I can do is Jordan Greenway

Kekalainen: Pleasure doing business with you Kyle Davidson: Likewise! Makar will really help this team! Kekalainen: Wha-I mean yeah!

Give the league some cap space and everyone loses their minds

I mean, Bobrovsky could help mentor Ahktyamov

Give this a watch www.nytimes.com/athletic/vid...

I guess Sens fans were focusing on the wrong captain getting moved 🤓

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I’m 1/2 in games where the Marlies can win a Cup Let’s see how tonight goes

Matthew Knies, who I don’t believe is being moved, start practicing your net front deflections buddy

“The Leafs don’t have a Kucherov to get Raddysh the puck on the power play lol” *watches Raddysh highlights* I think he’ll be fine :)

the only defender you should expect 20 goals from is Cale Makar what Leafs fans are happy about is a right shot, 40-60 point guy who can move the puck, skate, play 20 minutes, be an actual threat offensively and is a bit of a prick Darren Raddysh is a Leaf and I love it

Chayka is rebuilding Team PASSION starting with Toronto-boy Darren Raddysh

thought the pick would be a 3rd (it wasn’t) thought it would be a $9.5 AAV (it wasn’t) to quote Mario, Letsago!

Chayka’s not playing

Bo Groulx, it’s time to win the Calder Cup